View Full Version : Annoying Pets
ZebraRampage
03-03-2004, 03:54 PM
At my house, we have two cats. They are both 8. Whenever they're hungry, they won't stop bothering me. The go th where ever I am and start meowing their little heads off. They also walk around by my feet in tight places, such as the kitchen when everyone is in there. They're practically just asking to be kicked over or stepped on. God, I hate it..they won't leave me alone! Do any of you have annoying pets like this?
Oh also, what are some weird things that your pets do?
Sometimes I my cats sleep with their heads in my shoes. Oh, and the best part about them is that they wrestle at least once a day. It's awesome entertainment I tell you. Weird cats though..
Happydude
03-03-2004, 04:08 PM
i got 3 cats and 2 kittens (1.5 months old)...pretty funny stuff...
my big cats are really annoying when they start meowing in the middle of the night...
My cats are the same when it comes to wanting food. Though sometimes they go in the kitchen and just wait.
The Germanator
03-03-2004, 04:33 PM
My basset hound barks a lot, to the point where it is very annoying...My dachshund cries whenever he is left alone somewhere which is annoying. He also cries if I'm downstairs late at night because he wants to go to sleep, but he'll only want to go to his doggy bed upstairs if I go upstairs with him, so it's cute that he's loyal, but also annoying.
GameMaster
03-03-2004, 06:42 PM
When we put my dog outside to go the bathroom or just to stay outside, after a while, he'll start whining and scratching the sliding glass door. It can get really annoying. And we have to bribe him with food to go out, he'll never go outside on his own. And sometimes he sits in a chair, and if I go to sit there, he won't move, I have to move him.
Acebot44
03-03-2004, 08:07 PM
My dogg is horny, even after he got snipped he's still my little jackhammer. Eeeverrryyy daaaay while I'm sitting in a chair or on my bed he practicaly attacks my leg. That's pretty annoying :hmm:
Dylflon
03-03-2004, 08:11 PM
My dog Connor is really big. He's a very interesting dog. He is very picky about toys. Some he rips apart in a day, others he'll cherish forever. We get him presents for Christmas (he unwraps them himself) and we got him a Thing 1 doll for Cat in the Hat. This is the only toy with a squeaker he's never been able to kill. Sometimes when he makes it squeak, he starts whining. He's very territorial about the toy. He hates it when anyone else picks it up. He'll try desperatley to steal it back. When he's barking outside, all I ahve to do is squeak it and he comes running. One time my mom threw it for him. He went and picked it up and gave her a dirty look and walked away.
He's a funny dog.
ZebraRampage
03-03-2004, 08:27 PM
Oh, that reminds me. My cats are very funny in one sense. My twin sister, whose name is Julie, used to feed the cats when we first got them. My parents used to call her down to feed them everyday, so they got used to hearing her name. Now I'm the one who feeds them for the most part, but whenever my parents scream upstairs to my sister, my cats dash into the kitchen like they're expecting food, and my dad sometimes teases them about it. But, now that I feed them, and my parents don't call my sister anymore, they don't act upon it as much as they used to.
I also believe that my two cats, Cassie and Kelly, are Bulimic Lesbians. They're always sniffing each other's ass, which I know is just something normal..but it's fun to call them lesbians. As for the bulimic part, they're always throwing up their food, so I just call them bulimic for fun. And then Cassie's lens popped out of her eye two years ago, and we needed to get surgery done on it, so now her eye is really messed up, but we think that she can see fine. So I called her a Bulimic Half-Blind Lesbian cat.
Happydude
03-03-2004, 08:27 PM
My dog Connor is really big. He's a very interesting dog. He is very picky about toys. Some he rips apart in a day, others he'll cherish forever. We get him presents for Christmas (he unwraps them himself) and we got him a Thing 1 doll for Cat in the Hat. This is the only toy with a squeaker he's never been able to kill. Sometimes when he makes it squeak, he starts whining. He's very territorial about the toy. He hates it when anyone else picks it up. He'll try desperatley to steal it back. When he's barking outside, all I ahve to do is squeak it and he comes running. One time my mom threw it for him. He went and picked it up and gave her a dirty look and walked away.
He's a funny dog.
what kind of dog is it?
Dark Samurai
03-03-2004, 08:45 PM
Ya i got problems with my ... canary.
ya... all kinds.. like he likes to poop on the newspaper a lot, and it chirps when it wants something. oh well not my pet, its my sisters's
DimHalo
03-03-2004, 09:18 PM
my pet rock likes to make weird noises when i come home from classes... it can get annoying
Happydude
03-03-2004, 09:41 PM
my pet rock likes to make weird noises when i come home from classes... it can get annoying
what kind of classes are those?
the "how to smoke properly"
or the "how to sniff properly"
My little bitch.. er.. puppy.. is so adorable. ^_^ She's a Maltese/Yorkie. She's very annoying though because she always bites things. She bites my hands, my feet, my Pokemon figurine collection (which is worth money ;_;) and even video games accesories. And on top of that she's done her business all over my DDR pad many times.
She's cute, but she's annoying sometimes.
Dylflon
03-03-2004, 11:18 PM
what kind of dog is it?
He's a Golden Retriever/Siberian Husky.
Connor likes to hunt small woodland creatures too. One time there was a little chipmunk sitting on a branch making noises at him. The branch kinda dipped downwards so Connor grabbed the branch pulled it down and launched the chipmunk off of it. Connor pounced on it. Therre was a loud screech.
And then silence.
Jonbo298
03-04-2004, 12:02 AM
The cockatiel we have, ever since we got it and my mom baby'd it at first, whenever she hears my mom say anything, even make like a groan noise when my mom is waking up (dont think stupid, ok), the bird goes crazy and just screeches and screeches, and screeches until my mom pets the damn thing. And whenever it sees her, it does its damndest to try and fly to my mom even though its wings are clipped. Before we clipped them, it would fly through the whole house, find her, then land on her shoulder.
Happy Dance
03-04-2004, 12:35 AM
i have 2 pets that are very annoying they bother me all the time =(
Dylflon
03-04-2004, 01:07 AM
i have 2 pets that are very annoying they bother me all the time =(
Care to elaborate?
Happy Dance
03-04-2004, 01:21 AM
small brother and sister :banghead:
Canyarion
03-04-2004, 08:27 AM
I once let our cat into the house through the roof window... because I was afraid that it would fall off the roof. But then for some years they always started scratching the window when it was cold outside. :D
Crono
03-04-2004, 08:45 AM
One of my two cats is always around me... even when I'm at the computer. She'll always sit on my desk, with her tail hanging over my keyboard or she'll walk in front of my monitor while playing FFXI... And whenever I eat supper, both of my cats are always around me meowing for food.
Jonbo298
03-04-2004, 11:51 AM
One of my two cats is always around me... even when I'm at the computer. She'll always sit on my desk, with her tail hanging over my keyboard or she'll walk in front of my monitor while playing FFXI... And whenever I eat supper, both of my cats are always around me meowing for food.
That's when you give them your steak!:D
ZebraRampage
03-04-2004, 03:39 PM
One of my two cats is always around me... even when I'm at the computer. She'll always sit on my desk, with her tail hanging over my keyboard or she'll walk in front of my monitor while playing FFXI... And whenever I eat supper, both of my cats are always around me meowing for food.
Whenever my dad and I are eating dinner at the island in my kitchen, because it's easier than using a table, my cat Kelly is always on one stool just starring at the meat. And if my mom walks over to the sink to wash her hands during this time, Kelly will think that she's washing the meat off to give to her. She used to jump up and try and steal our food, but we've disciplined her.
Dark Samurai
03-04-2004, 04:24 PM
She used to jump up and try and steal our food, but we've disciplined her.
How so?
The Germanator
03-04-2004, 05:17 PM
How so?
Isn't it obvious? Every time it does something bad, you pull out a box, address it to Abu Dhabi, and show the kitty.
/Garfield.
ZebraRampage
03-04-2004, 05:36 PM
How so?
We've yelled at her enough that she got the point, but she still loves. :)
DimHalo
03-04-2004, 07:47 PM
my cat does the monitor and keyboard thing... she likes to type if i am talking to someone on instant messenger. she also loves peas and coffee and suckers (she tries to steal a sucker out of my mouth if i'm eating one)
but all those things aren't too annoying, i think she's cute
Jonbo298
03-04-2004, 08:31 PM
I need a cat
ZebraRampage
03-04-2004, 08:40 PM
I need a cat
Do you want my two Lesbian cats? ;)
Jonbo298
03-04-2004, 08:41 PM
hmm...its tempting. They are cats and they are lesbians....but yet they are cat lesbians...hmmm:hmm:
jeepnut
03-05-2004, 02:47 AM
I don't like where this thread is going...
Canyarion
03-05-2004, 09:17 AM
Jeepnut is right. Stop with the sexual jokes.
I really don't like our dog, she's always in our way, she smells and worst of all, she doesn't want to play fetch. :mad2:
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