View Full Version : It's time again i think - THE NEVER ENDING STORY
The last time this was posted, it didn't get as much attention as the original. But i think the forum needs it, it's been getting a bit borring round here lately. So i thought it was about time for a new 'NEVER ENDING STORY' thread.
For those who have no idea what this is...
Basically, it's a story, i'll start by makes something up. Then, the next person who posts, will continue the story from where i finished. Then the next person who posts follows on after that. It's not a difficult concept to understand, it's very simple.
Okay, i'll start now...
Deep in the pits of hell, an evil man with an axe, who is thought to be in germany. Is actaully preparing to invade and conquer the kingdom of Gametavern. Since his leave, someone else has been crowned ruler of Gametavern. When Camfu got news of this, he started to build up an army of thousands. So that he could take over GT.
But in the land of Gametavern, the new ruler is siting in his throne with not a worry in the world. Until, across the hills, something shocking can be seen...
The_Dunadan
02-24-2002, 11:44 AM
...CH was having his way with one of the ruler's mistresses!....
BlueFire
02-24-2002, 12:35 PM
After CH left the mistress's house after a night of playing scrabble, Shooter walked by and got hit by a car. Chris was driving that car and laughed at Shooter. He then went to run over GameMaster. GameMaster came out in a dress greeting all members when suddenly, Jason came up to GameMaster and proposed to him. Chris was ultimately pissed off, so he killed both of them because he hated him. Everyone was scared from Chris's rampage, so LoudHoward thought it would be a good time to seduce Chris. LoudHoward put on his dress and wig and jumped onto Chris's car. Chris kicked Howard out and ran him over. Then, out of no where...
Revival
02-24-2002, 12:38 PM
BLueFire jumped out from around the corner. He had a can of booze in his hand and a hot chick on his arm. He staggered down the street eventually collapsing inside of his car.
All of a sudden, a plow comes along and hits BLueFire's car, hitting him and his car.
Just then.. someone comes flying around the corner riding a Segway. Under the light, you can tell that it's...........
Ginkasa
02-24-2002, 12:40 PM
BLueFire lives but not without some sacrifices. Now his fire is red....
The_Dunadan
02-24-2002, 12:41 PM
and it turns out bf was so drunk he didn't pick up a girl, it was a little boy!
Revival
02-24-2002, 12:43 PM
Ok.. you need to follow from my continuation:
Just then.. someone comes flying around the corner riding a Segway. Under the light, you can tell that it's...........
The_Dunadan
02-24-2002, 12:46 PM
no one, shooter was hallucinating from all the x.
The_Dunadan
02-24-2002, 12:51 PM
on the other side of town, deathshand is trying to get his freak on when all of a sudden....
BlueFire
02-24-2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by The_Dunadan
and it turns out bf was so drunk he didn't pick up a girl, it was a little boy! :hmm: You're sick..
Suddenly, DH was getting beat up by Garbage men when link1130 came to save him. He got beat up to. THey got wasted and they woke up in a toilet. Shooter was revived by a magician. To thank the magician, shooter ate cheese. BLueFire was able to escape by then got hit by a car and was driven to GT hospital. Unfortunately, the surgeon was none other than nwoChris. Chris replaced Bluefire's liver with a puppy and then kicked bluefire out. He then woke up in..
GameMaster
02-24-2002, 01:01 PM
in a circus of bar soap. Then the GrimReaper floats out of a black portal positioned right behind him. The frightening sight of boney fingers clutched on his shoulders followed by those four bone chilling words, "Your time has come," send Bluefire into an absolute state of...
BlueFire
02-24-2002, 01:04 PM
Um...this isn't going to work if we don't follow each story's ending..
Revival
02-24-2002, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by BLueFire
Um...this isn't going to work if we don't follow each story's ending..
I don't think this is going to work at all.
GameMaster
02-24-2002, 01:17 PM
I followed
Revival
02-24-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Gamemaster2002
I followed
I know, but some people haven't.. and I've found that quite often, people repsond to a certain part, but by the time they are done typing it.. someone else has posted.. :burger:
Ginkasa
02-24-2002, 06:06 PM
So do we want to forget it or start over?
The_Dunadan
02-24-2002, 06:24 PM
said link to his other gt pals. they needed dblns and needed em fast. their time at black project was running out. they had decided to jump xantar on his way out from the local strip joint he attended every friday night. he'd be leaving any minute. would they do it or would they come up with another plan? just then....
Xantar
02-24-2002, 06:48 PM
Xantar walked out. But he didn't walk out of a strip joint because Swarthmore College doesn't have any strip joints.
Anyways, Xantar came walking out, whereupon the eagerly awaiting group jumped him. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about his moderator powers. They all ended up stuffed into a trash compactor.
"Darn," said The_Dunadan. "We should have waited until after Xantar retired."
"We'll get him eventually!" said Link1130. "All we have to do is...
...Kick him in the nuts and funnel alcohol down his throat. Now where to get the alcohol, lets nick it off Ric... so they headed to his bar and attampeted to break in whereupon they were met with an extremely swift and painfull ninja kick to the face by Shadow Fox.
'What the hell are you doing said The_Dunadan help us.
So Shadow Fox joined the group after Xantar's doubloons, they now attempeted to break into Ric's bar however inside the bar with Ric was none other than fingersman and C.H now the fun is about to begin, Ric slowly opens the door and...
GameMaster
02-24-2002, 10:28 PM
sees a foursome getting it on :stud: Bobcat being one of the foursome, pulls out, and says, "What the **** are you doing here? Can't you see I'm a little busy? Ric says, "No but your hands sure were." This being the last straw, a mean and evil Bobcat says, "You're gonna pay for that one buddy." Letting fly with a angry shout of rage Bobcat…
...gets his face punched in and beaten to crap by the three in the bar.
Ric - Now then back to the people after my alcohol.
So Ric, C.H and Fingersman step outside to face The_Dunadan, Link1130 and Shadow Fox.
The fight begins...
Blackmane
02-25-2002, 11:02 AM
Ric-"You can't have this." Holding a liquor bottle in his hand."This alcohol has been just like alcohol to me."
Dunadan-"Tough for you. We're taking your alcohol and that's that."
Dunadan makes a swift move and quickly disables fingersman with a poke in the eye.
"Haha, noone can stand up to us. Give us the alcohol and noone else gets hurt."
Just then....
...Blackmane jumps out of nowhere and executes a flying kick to Link1130's head knocking him outcold. C.H then follows suit and does the same to The_Dunadan
Ricturns his attention to Shadow Fox who disappears with ninja like stealth and the parting words 'Didnt want the stupid doubloons anyway'
fingersman regains his sight and sees the two wannabe thief outcold... 'fingerssssssssssssssssssss...
Fingersman then removes there fingers, to add to his wide collection. And says to Ric and C.H, "I want to show you something". So Fingersman takes them to a place under gametavern city, where he keeps his fingers collection. As Ric and C.H look around, they see all kinds of fingers. Not just human fingers. But one of Fingersman's most presense fingers. Is the finger of Camfu, with an Axe next to it.
Just then, Camfu crashes through the wall with his army, and says "NOW I WILL TAKE OVER GT, and get my bloody finger back"...
BigJustinW
02-25-2002, 02:31 PM
When Cam walked in, Everyone got so scared that they stoped fighting and sat down and got drunk... little did Cam know, it's wasn't him who scared them, it was BreakABone!!! (the guy who played Penguin in Batman)
He was standing right behind Cam, and he didn't even know! When Cam turned around he fainted, not because of how horrid BreakABone looks, but because how bad he stank.
BigJustinW drove by, laughs, then drives to the airport where he caught a plane to South Africa (so keep my ass out of this story :D)...
...CamFu swiftly took his finger in the confusion and flew away with his army in super sonic jets to South Africa, on landing they landed right on top of BigJustinW and splatted him.
Also The_Dunadan and Link1130 in their quest for doubloons realised Shooter had 10000. But first things first they had to get their fingers back, when they looked round however Ric, C.H and fingersman were gone.
Damn where did they go?...
Ginkasa
02-25-2002, 04:45 PM
The Dunadun and Link1130 decided to screw the fingers until they got the doubloons so they chased after Shooter.
They were about to jump him when......
GameMaster
02-25-2002, 09:36 PM
When a cute, cuddly cake blocked their path---> http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/party/hb2.gif
The cute, cuddly cake seduced Link1130 and Dunadan into a state of utter...
Ginkasa
02-25-2002, 11:21 PM
.....confusion as they wondered just how the hell a cake could be so gay. They ate it anyway but found that Shooter had already left.
Suddenly a dark shady stranger walked up to them and said, "I know where the one you are hunting is." As the stranger walked into the light, Link1130 and Dunadun saw that it was....
Bizzyman
02-26-2002, 12:40 PM
...it was Link1130's evil brother who could spell The_Dunadan correctly!! and he said "Give me a beer! and some leapord skin underwear!!! and ill tell you where Shooter, the man with hooters, is!" Link1130 the 2nd was very gnarled up and dirty and he wore this big ugly coat and everyone got scared and ran away to the.............
Revival
02-26-2002, 12:53 PM
I died, so I'm not part of this story.
Ginkasa
02-26-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Bizzyman
...it was Link1130's evil brother who could spell The_Dunadan correctly!! and he said "Give me a beer! and some leapord skin underwear!!! and ill tell you where Shooter, the man with hooters, is!" Link1130 the 2nd was very gnarled up and dirty and he wore this big ugly coat and everyone got scared and ran away to the.............
Planet of Zeptron! Link1130 and The_Dunadan thought they were safe and were about to continued on their quest when that realized that.......
Originally posted by Shooter
I died, so I'm not part of this story.
Link1130 and The_Dunadan slunk in dissapointment and went back to the GameTavern where everything was back to normal when suddenly......
Blackmane
02-26-2002, 06:58 PM
...Blackmane, who was utterly confused when everyone left after his daring kick to Link1130's face decided to go to GameTavern to drown his sorrows away in a gigantic barrel of beer. He just entered the tavern when he see's The_Dunadan and Link1130 doing exactly what he was planning to do, sit their and be drunk.
They both got up when they saw Blackmane enter and a brawl was about to ensue. Blackmane grabs a broken bottle and...
Ginkasa
02-26-2002, 07:41 PM
slips and hits himself with it knocking him unconcious. Everybody drags Blackmane into a closet until he wakes up and continues their eating drinking and being merry when a random non-active member slumps down dead. Everybody stand up to see who did this dastardly deed and find that it was none other than.....
The_Dunadan
02-27-2002, 07:17 AM
deathshand trying to kill off all the members one by one so that he might rule the forums! perfect stu, experiencing one of his sudden and frequent fits of rage...
... had a benny attack and ran out of the bar. Suddenly Ric appeared with 4 big ogre bouncer type people and set about beating The_Dunadan and Link1130, taking all their doubloons they were thrown outside. Ric pulled Blackmane out of the cupboard and outside then set alight to the bar, 'Ha stupid rival bar' come Blackmane, C.H and fingersman are waiting for you back at my bar.
... So we will protect continue beating them until they stop their Doubloon quest, good.
... Meanwhile Link1130 and The_Dunadan could see Shooter walking merrily through a darkened alley, now was their chance... but C.H, fingersman, Blackmane and Ric were close behind, what would happen next????...
(EDIT: Mmh,Planet of Zeptron! has a certain ring to it, I may have to use it in the Sci-Fi story, thanx Link1130.)
Revival
02-27-2002, 10:16 AM
Dammit! Listen to me next time!
I AM DEAD! I CANNOT BE A PART OF THIS STORY SINCE I AM DEAD!!!
Ginkasa
02-27-2002, 04:22 PM
Remembering that Shooter was dead, Link1130 and The_Dunadan decide to once again quit their search and go back to the tavern. BUt when they are walking back they run into C.H, fingersman, Blackmane and Ric.
"What are you doing here?" Link1130 asks.
C.H. responds....
(You're welcome Ric. Use however you want.)
GameMaster
02-27-2002, 09:05 PM
"Link 1130, I am your..."
nWoCHRISnWo
02-27-2002, 09:14 PM
...bitch."
GameMaster
02-27-2002, 10:25 PM
This being said, Link1130 screamed, "...
...with excitement. This was followed by him being pummled again. Four against two,
The four walk off with plans to resurrect Shooter for the fun of seeing him get robbed, and so they have an excuse to release their violent tendancies again.
The_Dunadan and Link1130 were left lying in the alleyway when a tramp came along and shoved his finger in The_Dunadans...
Revival
02-28-2002, 09:23 AM
Ric, keep me out of this story -- I'm not going to say this again:
I AM DEAD.
I'm not going to be resurrected or anything -- keep me out of this story.
GOT IT?!
Ginkasa
02-28-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Ric
...with excitement. This was followed by him being pummled again. Four against two,
The four walk off with plans to resurrect Shooter for the fun of seeing him get robbed, and so they have an excuse to release their violent tendancies again.
The_Dunadan and Link1130 were left lying in the alleyway when a tramp came along and shoved his finger in The_Dunadans...
nostril. The_Dunadan woke up and saw the tramp was....
GameMaster
03-01-2002, 02:12 AM
Richard Simmons in a thong! :eek: Richard forced his mouth around...
Xantar
03-01-2002, 09:24 AM
these words: "Hey guys, remember The Person Above You thread? Remember what happened to it? It was because people kept posting single sentences, remember? You know, I've been thinking. Xantar is retiring, but he's not gone yet. He doesn't seem to like single sentence posts very much. I have the feeling he's watching this topic like a hawk. A hawk, I tell you! So maybe you guys should put more substance into your posts, because I have the feeling that you've just been warned."
The members were silent. After a full minute, they finally decided to...
Originally posted by Shooter Ric, keep me out of this story -- I'm not going to say this again:
I AM DEAD.
I'm not going to be resurrected or anything -- keep me out of this story.GOT IT?!
Nope... and lighten up mate, it's harmless fun.
Now on with the story
They decided to.... kick the next person who posts a one liner in the balls.
Tired of their plans to resurrect Shooter (who would want to anyway lol) the four drank in Ric's bar and tried to organise a golden handshake for Xantar when he retires hoping a nice kind mod would give him a bunch of dblns or something.
Link1130 and The_Dunadan advance their plans, they now intend to kidnapp Neo and get dblns and custom ranks outta him, but, where would they find him, none other than in.....
D-Man
03-01-2002, 07:39 PM
his closet hiding.. So they kidnapped him and forced him to go to the secret dblns vault inside a secret place, Neo was about to give up any hope when..
GameMaster
03-01-2002, 08:53 PM
...when the local GameTavern citizens turned on the GameMaster flood light signal. There high in the sky was an image of an Alien just like in GameMaster's avatar. Within seconds GameMaster arrived at the scene. With only one objective, to save...
Ginkasa
03-02-2002, 12:04 AM
...Neo of course. Be he fails ultimately as everyone ignores him and his horrible efforts of being a hero. But eventually he gets so annoying that Link1130 and The_Dunadan.......
GameMaster
03-02-2002, 12:56 AM
...lavish him with doubloons. When GameMaster tries tasting a doubloon...
Blackmane
03-02-2002, 03:11 AM
...his mouth turns green and his tongue falls off. Screaming in a muffled, tongue-less way, Gamemaster runs off to glue his tongue back on.
Meanwhile, The 4 heros, C.H., Ric, Blackmane, and fingersman all hear of Neo's kidnapping from a local boy who saw it happen. They knew immedietly that The_Dunadan and Link 1130 were planning to do so they ran from their drinks in search of the secret vault where all Dblns. and custom rank pink slips are kept, for they knew Neo would be there with the 2 evil villians.
To find out where the vault was, they asked the all-knowing guru named....
GameMaster
03-04-2002, 10:05 PM
...LoudHowardZERO! He replied with a simple...
Blackmane
03-05-2002, 02:11 AM
"Look under your noses."
The 4 heroes were extremely baffled by this tidbit of wisdom.
C.H- What did he mean by right under our noses? The vault must be right nearby.
fingersman- Hey Ric, can you check under my nose for me? I can't see down there.
Ric- Im pretty sure thats not what he meant fingersman.
Blackmane- Maybe......maybe its UNDERGROUND! "Right under our noses!"
fingersman- Lets head for the subway entrance right over there, thats our best bet right now.
So the 4 head into the subway and search around a bit when they come to an old maitenance door welded shut. All 4 give it a swift kick at the same time, but it doesn't budge. Ric is forced to use one of his UberGiga Terma-Bombs to blow the door off. When they look in they see a vast ocean of dblns. On a ramp in front of them is Neo held hostage by The_Dunadan and Link1130.
Then...
Ginkasa
03-05-2002, 03:58 PM
The the heroes are about to resuce Neo, a huge explosion rocks the safe. Doubloons fly everywhere as the heroes, villains, and victim fall topple each over. Once the tremors stop everybody runs outside so see who had done it. They gasped when they saw it was....
CAMFU!!! With his evil army.
Camfu had been watching the whole time, and saw this as his chance to finally take over gametavern once and for all.
C.H - Link1130, untie Neo, we're going to have to put our differences a side, we have a much bigger fish to fry.
The_Dunadan laughs quietly under his breath, and then bursts out with laughter.
The_Dunadan - hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Link1130 - YOU FOULS!! We work for Camfu.
Blackmane - If thats the case, I'LL UNTIE NEO MYSELF.
But as Blackmane ran to Neo (who was tied up in a chair), Shooter fell from the sky and landed on Blackmane.
Fingersman - BUT YOUR DEAD, and you have no desire to come back to life anyway.
Shooter - I know, thats why. I'M NOT SHOOTER!
Everyone looked at eachother in confusion.
Shooter - I'M LoudHowardZERO! Blackmane, you can't untie Neo, IT'S A TRAP. A TRAP FOR ALL OF YOU.
The_Dunadan - No, this is only a trap for those four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman & Blackmane).
LoudHowardZERO - I'm afraid your mistaken, Camfu has fouled all of you.
Ric - Well if thats not Neo...Who is it.
LoudHowardZERO - I never said that it wasn't Neo, but i...
Before LoudHowardZERO could finish his sentence, Neos army started charging towards them all.
C.H - THERES TO MANY OF THEM, LETS SPLIT UP AND GET THE REST OF GT TO FIGHT WITH US.
So they all split up and ran down alleyways and streets, and some of the soliders followed them. But LoudHowardZERO, The_dunadan & Neo stayed still.
LoudHowardZERO - I know what your trying to do here Camfu, and i wont let you do it.
The_Dunadan - I don't understand Camfu, you haven't foul me. You told me everything.
LoudHowardZERO - No he didn't tell you everything. DID YOU!
Camfu - No, i suppose not. But either way, i have no use for him anymore.
Camfu signalled one of his solidars, who then decapitated The_Dunadan.
Camfu - The members of GT have no chance against me, with there ruler captured. And even if they try to free Neo, you know as well as i do. That wont do them any good...
Blackmane
03-09-2002, 03:01 AM
Link1130 cowered in fear of Camfu and the horror of the decapitated The_Dunadan.
Meanwhile, C.H, Blackmane, Ric, and fingersman were all running different ways trying to lose the warriors who were following them.
C.H ran through many tight corridors, through houses, and managed to get fairly far until he ran out of breath and was forced to fight the warriors. He gave one a swift uppercut to the jaw, and spin-kicked a few more, but they just kept coming.
Meanwhile, Blackmane was being overpowered by many warriors. He tryed to fight them off and did ok until one of them kicked him in the nuts causing him to squeam around in agony. All of a sudden, a gigantic boulder fell from the sky and knocked out all of the Camfu warriors. When Blackmane looked up in the sky, he saw it was BlueFire who had thrown the rock with his telekinetic powers.
Blackmane- Wow, that was amazing. Teach me how to do that.
BlueFire- You have potential to use telekinetic powers, but right now, we must save the rest of your friends.
So they ran off to help C.H, Ric, and fingersman. First they found C.H who only had a few warriors left alive to fight.
Bluefire- See that rake over there? Try to use your mind to move it and hit the evil warriors with it.
Blackmane strained his mind trying to move it. It started to shake when it lurched and fell over on the ground. Blackmane was dissapointed, but then one of the warriors stepped on the end of the rake, and it went up and knocked him out.
BlueFire- Well, you still need a lot of work.
C.H- We need to find Ric and fingersman. They could be in trouble.
Just then both Ric and fingersman walked up to them. Seems they found each other and fought off the warriors together.
Ric- Man, those guys were weird. We need the help of the rest of GT if we are to save Neo from the evil Camfu.
So the 4 went off to GT and rounded up everyone to go save Neo. When they went to the vault...
Ginkasa
03-09-2002, 11:58 AM
.....they found that Neo was no longer there! The only one left was Link1130 trying to take as mnay doubloons as he could.
BLueFire asks, "Where is Neo?"
Link1130 replies,"......
Link1130 - Neos gone.
C.H - What happened.
Link1130 - A couple of people including shooter.
Fingersman - But shooters dea...
Link1130 - I mean, including the deathhands came to untie Neo. But when they did, Neo went mad and started to attack them. He killed them all. Neo's gone mad, and then he went with Camfu.
Lordhowardzero - Just as i suspected.
Ric - It's you, didn't any of the soliders try to get you.
Lordhowardzero - Yes, but i was to fast. And if your wandering what happened to Neo. Somehow Camfu has control over him, he's no longer Neo. Although the really Neo is locked inside somewhere. Powerless to stop whats happening, another personality created by Camfu, and loyal to Camfu is controling Neo now. YES, it all fits together, thats what Camfu's experiments were all about.
Ric - Experiments.
Lordhowardzero - Well...
CamFu stuck a mind control probe up his arse and now Neo bows to him.
fingersman - ewwww
Blackmane - so what we gonna do
C.H - have some cacti beer and discuss the matter
so they go to the bar and drink away discussing plans when suddenly Shooter.... uuh I mean Phobos walks in.
Phobos - Yo dudes, long time no see, anyway I just seen Neo running around like a madman beating newbies up.
Ric - So...
Phobos - So I only have 444 posts, he may consider me a Newbie.
Ric - RIGHT... we gotsta stop him....... they leave the bar and....
they leave the bar...AND SUDDENLY THEY SEE SHOOTER!!!
Ric - OMG, he's really not dead.
C.H - What do we do.
Fingersman - Lets walk towards him slowly
As they walk closer, they realise that.
Blackmane - OH, it's just a life size picture of him, lets go and find Neo.
Thats what they thought, when infact it was sh...
..it on the pavement.
Fingersman - man that smells.
Suddenly neo jumps on them and starts beating them all sensless.
Blackmane hears a voice... as if by magic Ricus appears out of the sci-fi story.
Ricus - So you want telekenitic powers. here, *Ricus blasts energy into Blackmane.* Right I gotta go, got me a baddie to kill.
With that Ricus vanishes. Blackmane floats Neo high up and slamms him down.
Blackmane - DIE Neo.
Neo explodes and they find that it was only a....
GameMaster
03-10-2002, 09:09 PM
... a robot. Like Zeta from Batman Beyond. Anyway, Ric lets fly with some intense robotic circuitry and manages to...
Mechadragon
03-12-2002, 01:18 AM
....make eggo waffles which eventually turns into a new enemy named.......
GameMaster
03-12-2002, 02:38 AM
Allagatorader- Half Alligator, half gatorade.
So, anyway, Allagatorader stomps through Townsville and unleashes an outraged roar followed by a blast of gatorade energy from his mouth. Only one woman can tame this wily beast, it is none other than...
Ginkasa
03-12-2002, 05:15 PM
First thing: How the hell did we get from stealing doubloons and GT members against each other to some half alligator half gatorade originally from Eggo Waffles stomping through Townsville?
Second thing:
.........Kitana! She decides to use her super power to top the evil waffle/gatorade/alliagtor mosnter! She charges up her power and unleashes the mighty, unstoppable, super power beam of.......
...Rabbit crap, but it turns out that everyone was wrong and that she couldn't stop the beast. But it turns out that it was Xantar dreaming. And that Blackmane, C.H, Ric and Fingersman are still fighting Neo, who just blew up.
When Neo blew up, it turns out that it was just shooter dressed as Neo. Who is dead anyway. And that the real Neo, is watching from on top of a building. Camfu is standing next to him, and he signals his warroirs that are hiding all around the four. They warriors come in to fight them. And a massive brawl begins, the four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman and Blackmane) struggle to beat them back. As more and more warriors keep coming, it's to much. And the four get the ABSOLUTE crap kicked out of them. And get captured, and then get take back to the Gametavern castle. Which is suppose to be Neo's home, but is now the home of Camfu's army.
The four get thrown into the dungeon of the castle, where a dragon lives, who eats all the prisoners. Meanwhile, camfu's army is going around gametavern city recking havoc. Destroying homes and killing people. But our four heros are in the dungeon trying to fight of the dragon. Blackmane picks up...
Ginkasa
03-12-2002, 05:41 PM
......and XBox and bashes the dragon over the head with it! The dragon screams in pain and falls unconcious. Suddenly the dragon's back splits open. It was only a mechanical dragon suit! The heroes continue watching and find that the pilots were none other than that dastardly duo,,,,,,,
GameMaster
03-12-2002, 11:17 PM
... Allagatorader and Kitana! Secretly teamed up the whole time! :eek: They teleport out to Townsville which is being destroyed by army men, plastic ones I believe. They fuse the plastic army men together and melt them to the ground with their energy beams and animal feces. But the army men are composed of T-1000! :eek: They all liquify together to become a giant, ...
Ginkasa
03-13-2002, 12:01 AM
....the heros are about to see what they T-1000s are about to turn into when they realize that they lost hold of their imaginations and saw that the two villains coming out of the dragon suit were actually......
Blackmane
03-13-2002, 12:05 AM
....Rabbit which jumps up and flattens Alligatorade and Kitana. Meanwhile, the 4 are stunned that the dragon is no more and they go off to stop camfu and neo from destroying all of GT. First, they need a weapon that can hold off all of Camfu's warriors. They therefore go off in search of the fabled Gyra Orb which has the power to cripple Camfu's forces long enough for them to nab the 2 evil dudes. First, they have to find the orb hidden in a cave in the evil land of AdvanceGB. The 4 heros dread entering this land fearing for there scalps, but they remember that GT is on the line and they go in anyways. They trek through the harsh terrain and bad weather when they believe they found the right cave.
fingersman- Do you think this is the right cave?
Ric- That sign saying "Gyra Orb here" might mean its there.
Blackmane- Or it could be a trap. I nominate C.H to go in first.
C.H- Fine cowards, I will go and see.
So C.H goes into the cave and is pleasantly surprised to find...
GameMaster
03-13-2002, 02:32 AM
... animal feces all the place. "Yep, this is AdvanceGb alright," he says! :D But a guardian blocks them from going any farther. It is a vetran who moved on to AdvancedGB after the reign of Nintendose. It is Z...
z....omeone or other, suddenly phobos who was there in the fight against the mechanical Neo but mysteriously disappeared come the next post, reappears, z....omeone or other crapps himself and dies on the spot, the 5 enter the cave, the dunadan and Link1130 creeping up silently behind. Following them is Gamemaster2002.
Only 5 will ever leave the cave, but who, suddenly a rock falls from nowhere and splatts Gamemaster2002 a voice echo's out..... thats for making crap additions to the story muh haaa haaa.....
Confused the 5 followed by the 2 continue on into the cave....
They all walk in the cave for about 5 hours, overwelmed by the shear length of the cave they begin to go insane.
Fingersman - The cave will never end
Echo - the cave will never end
Fingersman - WHO SAID THAT!
Echo - who said that
Fingersman - SHUT UP, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Echo - shut up, get out of my head
Ric - For **** sake fingersman, it's just your voice echoing
Fingersman - Ohh
The cave starts shaking, and falling apart.
C.H - ****E, We better get out ofhere before were crushed
So they all run out, but the dunadan and Link1130 hide in a corner when the four run past them. The cave callaposes behind the four as they run out. The dunadan and Link1130 get crushed.
Blackmane - BOLLOCKS!
C.H - What
Blackmane - WE WENT DOWN THE WRONG BLOODY CAVE! Thats the one we should have gone down.
Blackmane points to a larger cave close by, so the four go into the other cave.
wait.... wait for me guys (phobos comes running up), C.H forgot to add me in the post again, we are the 5 and we find that orb thingy.
Right then, they all run off to the cave as they go in the sign falls off without them noticing, the sign says, cave of death, keep out.
A day passes, they come into a huge cavern, light pours in through a crack in the ceiling, surrounded by stalagmites and stalactites is a huge motionless lake, the water ripples...
GameMaster
03-13-2002, 10:43 PM
... because a lengendary guardian has just flown over head. Stronger than Mew, more powerful than Lugia, more mysterious than the Unown, it's...
Ginkasa
03-14-2002, 01:10 PM
Casper! The five see the ghost and run away screaming. Casper bows his head and says. "I'll never make any friends..."
As the five escape the dreadful ectoplasm they breathe a sigh of relief. But it was too early. No sooner had they exhaled when suddenly......
GameMaster
03-15-2002, 12:13 AM
... a large mountain troll entered the arena. The five had been psychically transported to a battle stadium. The crowd booed them in favor of the mountain troll. A gong sounded the fight. A loud snarl and the swing of large wood club sent the five flying. This troll was fast. "In order to defeat this troll we must..."
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