View Full Version : your fantasy prez and v.p.
rottwylor
01-22-2004, 01:22 AM
hillary clinton - prez
oprah winfrey - v.p.
lol
GameMaster
01-22-2004, 01:25 AM
Bowser- President
King Boo- Vice President
rottwylor
01-22-2004, 01:28 AM
Bowser- President
King Boo- Vice President
if you'd watch cnn, you'd know that they are already prez and v.p. =)
Sylvester Stallone- Prez
Dennis Miller- vp
It's the classic oddcouple. Rambo and rambler.
Badumpish!
Happydude
01-22-2004, 02:43 AM
..you guys are all gay!
jenna jameson - prez
carmen electra - VP
Ace195
01-22-2004, 02:53 AM
..you guys are all gay!
jenna jameson - prez
carmen electra - VP
I second that vote.. but I would have to get rid of carmen electra and replace her with natalie portman. In my eyes she's hotter then electra :) oh well. I would still vote for them if they ran
Vampyr
01-22-2004, 06:56 AM
Vampyr - Prez.
Nobody - V.P.
Joeiss
01-22-2004, 09:48 AM
me - President
my history teacher - v.p.
But since I am not an American citizen.. that wouldn't work out.
rottwylor
01-22-2004, 10:44 AM
..you guys are all gay!
jenna jameson - prez
carmen electra - VP
Fine... you just turned this into "what prez and v.p. would you be motivated to vote for purely on sexual arousal"
Two can play that game (or more *evil grin*)
prez - Colin Ferrel
v.p. - Paul Walker
Attny General - Ken Ryker
Professor S
01-22-2004, 10:52 AM
Colin Powell - Prez
John McCain - VP
Sorry to get all serious :)
Blackmane
01-22-2004, 11:18 AM
Geez, there is no need for serious posts in a semi-political post, Strangler. :P
Pres- Arnold Schwarzeneggar
VP- Some hot chick
rottwylor
01-22-2004, 11:50 AM
Geez, there is no need for serious posts in a semi-political post, Strangler. :P
Pres- Arnold Schwarzeneggar
VP- Some hot chick
Ahhhnold
lol
Lets just get rid of the whole democratic system and live in chaos and debauchery =)
Ace195
01-22-2004, 01:50 PM
Colin Powell - Prez
John McCain - VP
Sorry to get all serious :)
Hrm both veterans... I'll vote for that one if they ever run :)
rottwylor
01-22-2004, 02:41 PM
Hrm both veterans... I'll vote for that one if they ever run :)
You'd vote for a shoelace and a piece of pizza if they ran for office...
Happydude
01-22-2004, 03:35 PM
THERE IS A PIECE OF PIZZA RUNNING FOR OFFICE?!
*runs to voting booth*
The Duggler
01-22-2004, 03:41 PM
Prime Minister - Me
Vice Prime Minister - Superman
President: Kiefer Sutherland
VP: Hillary Clinton
The Germanator
01-22-2004, 05:59 PM
President: Method Man
Vice President: Red man
That would be very entertaining.
Stonecutter
01-22-2004, 08:02 PM
Hey, the two republicans I actually like.
I'd vote for that, though I'd rather McCain as Pres.
For me.
Pres Dean
VP Clark
President - Ronald Reagan
VP - Winston Churchill
:)
Stonecutter
01-22-2004, 11:03 PM
Hey, the two republicans I actually like.
I'd vote for that, though I'd rather McCain as Pres.
For me.
Pres Dean
VP Clark
Woah!
No no no no no no no.
Sorry, brain fart.
Dean/Kusinich not Dean/Clark.
The Germanator
01-22-2004, 11:06 PM
Yeah, Kucinich is the man.
Rndm_Perfection
01-22-2004, 11:54 PM
Stoney C. is a Democrat?
...
It's like I'm blind!!
EDIT:
P: Abraham Lincoln (pre-dead syndrom)
VP: FDR
Stonecutter
01-23-2004, 01:04 AM
What, the "Dean for America" sig for the past 4 months didn't give it away?
Vampyr
01-23-2004, 06:47 AM
President - Ronald Reagan
VP - Winston Churchill
:)
somehow I knew you were going to say that.
nice avatar, btw.
Jonbo298
01-23-2004, 06:51 AM
Santa Claus - prez
Batman - vp
Vampyr
01-23-2004, 06:56 AM
Santa Claus - prez
Batman - vp
That's is the best suggestion I have seen all day.
Much better than that guy who recommended Superman. Because we all know Batman can beat superman any day. :sneaky:
Professor S
01-23-2004, 11:18 AM
I can't for the life of me figure out what anyone sees in Dean.
Kerry I can see as President
Leiberman I can see as President
Even Gephardt I can see as President
Dean I can see as an a$$hole boss who eventually gets fired for groping his secretary at the office Christmas party and then blaming her when he's caught.
Oh, and I don't think Edwards could spell "potatoe" if he had a dictionary in front of him, so I see him as a Vice President. :)
Stonecutter, you're right. I would switch McCain to Pres and Powell to Vice.
rottwylor
01-23-2004, 11:31 AM
I still think Hillary Clinton for prez... and Oprah for vice prez
Stonecutter
01-24-2004, 02:49 PM
I can't for the life of me figure out what anyone sees in Dean.
Dean I can see as an a$$hole boss who eventually gets fired for groping his secretary at the office Christmas party and then blaming her when he's caught.
I'll explain what I see in Dean if you explain that last sentence.
GiMpY-wAnNaBe
01-24-2004, 09:19 PM
FOR THE RECORD!!!!!
batman ain't got nuttin on Superman....
anyways,
President of the united states - JO MAMA!!!
V.P. - Bill Clinton (while sexually harassing jo mama)
Rndm_Perfection
01-25-2004, 02:22 AM
What, the "Dean for America" sig for the past 4 months didn't give it away?
I've got selective viewing.
Professor S
01-25-2004, 02:23 PM
I'll explain what I see in Dean if you explain that last sentence.
Easy. He's an angry reactionist who seems to follow his impulses without fully thinking through the ramifications of them. Just take a look at the now infamous "Dean Scream".
One scream and his whole campaign is now a national joke.
One pinch on the secretary's a$$ and he's fired.
Now its your turn.
Stonecutter
01-25-2004, 03:00 PM
Ok, maybe this was my fault on not being clear enough, but that's still not what I was looking for.
What about him makes you think that he would be groping his secretary at the office Christmas party?
Rndm_Perfection
01-25-2004, 03:51 PM
Ok, maybe this was my fault on not being clear enough, but that's still not what I was looking for.
What about him makes you think that he would be ?
I've got a feeling that Strangler is pointing out that Dean's enthusiasm and lack of self-control in "exciting situations" could easily lead him to grobe the secretary at a Christmas party.
Professor S
01-25-2004, 06:45 PM
I've got a feeling that Strangler is pointing out that Dean's enthusiasm and lack of self-control in "exciting situations" could easily lead him to grobe the secretary at a Christmas party.
Thank you. I thought I was QUITE clear in my response, but I guess you have to beat some people over the head to get your point across sometimes.
And now that we are clear on my point, its time for you to explain to me exactly what makes Dean a great presidential candidate. And nothing with the term's "Bush" or "current administration" will be accepted as logical reasoning.
Professor S
01-26-2004, 05:38 PM
Still waiting.
Stonecutter
01-26-2004, 08:25 PM
Thank you. I thought I was QUITE clear in my response, but I guess you have to beat some people over the head to get your point across sometimes.
And now that we are clear on my point, its time for you to explain to me exactly what makes Dean a great presidential candidate. And nothing with the term's "Bush" or "current administration" will be accepted as logical reasoning.
You still haven't given me a satisfactory response as to why a temper and a flair for the dramatic in less than ideal situations is even in the same area code as sexual assault. I think you're still equating democrat with Clinton and Clinton with womanizer. If you would have said "he's the kind of guy who would go bobby knight on his staffers" I'd disagree with you but I would still see where you're coming from. nevertheless, reasoning follows, but not before...
These questions: Why is it simply not enough that I or anyone else agree with him on the major issues? Why do you insist on grilling every democrat on why they support who they support. For someone who claims to be "conservative but not a republican" (which is total bull****, you're just a republican with a guilty conscience, I used to be one too, I know your game first hand,) you sure seem to have a higher opinion of people who will vote for bush. There are several things that I see in Dean, but none that I can file under the heading of "these are my political views and they're different from yours."
Such as:
1) Dean is not a warhawk. I'm not going to turn this into a "the Iraq war was/was not the right thing to do" debate, I didn't want the United States to go to war, George Bush took them to war, Howard Dean would not have. Kerry, Clark and Edwards (I think) did not start taking a hard anti-war stance until they started chasing Dean.
2) Dean values a woman's right to choose.
3) Dean has a conservationist stance on the environment.
4)Dean will roll back the tax cut. I'm no expert on the tax cut, but you cannot possibly believe that we're not going to touch social security, we're going to lower prescription drug costs, we're going to fund a war in Iraq, a war in Afghanistan, build a base on the moon, improve education, AND lower taxes. Even with Clinton administration taxes you couldn't do all of that. If you're wealthy and you don't give a **** about the lower classes then more power to you, vote for Bush, I'm not going to stop you, I'll even agree with your reasoning, no matter how wrong I think your beliefs are, but it doesn't make mine wrong,
So basically, I've looked at Dean's stances on the issues, and outside of Kusinich, I agree with him more than any other Democrat.
Also, Deep down, you must know that the “Dean would be a bad president because he can't control his temper” argument is about as intelligent as the “Bush is a dumbass” argument.
Professor S
01-26-2004, 08:42 PM
Now that was a great post. I don't agree with you on many points, but at least I know why you support him outside of "he's not Bush".
As for the temper, it means a lot of things, including his ability to work with other people which is extremely important as a president.
But I don't dislike Dean because of his temper, even though that is what will lose him the nomination. I don't like him because I do not trust him with out national security in the least, he has absolutely no experience in working with foreign policy, and I've heard more about what he wouldn't have done as president over the last 4 years than what he plans to do as president for the next 4.
And please stop with the "Republicans don't care about poor people" schtick. I believe that the best thing we could do for poor people is get the economy going again so that more jobs will be created through commerce, and not acts of government. While not many jobs have been created so far even though the economy has rebounded, I do think that they will follow soon. It only makes sense. I might be wrong but then 200 years of American economy would be left with an unoprecedented void of jobs in a thriving economy.
I do thank you for your post though, but I do think that my explanation of my comment about Dean was more than adequate. But that just my opinion.
Stonecutter
01-26-2004, 09:22 PM
I had a great response to the other thread too, but my comp crashed. I don't feel like retyping it tonight.
Vampyr
01-26-2004, 09:22 PM
This is getting good. Two well thoughtout posts from two knowledgable people.
*grabs popcorn*
[EDIT]
(stoney posted this right when I did. I didnt see it before)
I had a great response to the other thread too, but my comp crashed. I don't feel like retyping it tonight.
Damn it.
Professor S
01-26-2004, 10:03 PM
I had a great response to the other thread too, but my comp crashed. I don't feel like retyping it tonight.
Well it took you long enough ;)
I actually wish you would reply to the other thread. I always enjoy a good political discussion.
TheSlyMoogle
01-30-2004, 03:27 AM
Whoa I've got you all beat with my Fantasy Prez and VP
Prez: Hugh Hefner
VP: Larry Flint
Attrny Gen. Sean Connery
If this nation doesn't become party central within their 4-8 years in office, then there's no hope for our uptight country. Uncle Sam just became A large group of Playboy bunnies. Yeah I'll join the army hot babes!
And Flint has the power to make Old Religious men weep. He's all about rights. Go Larry Flint.
Sean Connery is just cool. On or off the set.
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