Strange, Weird, Dumb News Of the Week

[BreakABone]

Some of these articles are just too good to keep to yourself sometimes.

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/01/10/burn011004.html

-A kid burns down his father's house to cover up for having parties there... There is a logic gap somewhere....

http://www.theregister.com/content/28/34776.html

-It's getting that a mom can't even buy a game for her child :(

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1073559980337&call_pageid=968332188774&col=968350116467

-Two young girls are expelled from school because they know how to use their assets...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_853744.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

-Ok Burger King may start to lose money on this, but think about it. McDonalds was sued for making people fat, if you could prevent that...

http://www.wisinfo.com/thereporter/news/archive/local_14044768.shtml

-Cable is addicting! Man can't control his family is more like it...

Add any you find here

[Acebot44]

http://www.vanguardngr.com/articles/2002/headline/f103012004.html

-Little boy loses Testicklights

[The Germanator]

http://www.fark.com

That's really all you need.

[Kitana85]

umm, bab, do I really want to know how you found these stories anyway?

[Vampyr]

that is some funny stuff. :D

[Acebot44]

Here's (http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156754) something pretty sad..

[Happydude]

Here's (http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156754) something pretty sad..
ummm..LOL!!!


my IP is banned...even though i have never been to that site before :p

[GameMaster]

ummm..LOL!!!


my IP is banned...even though i have never been to that site before :p

If that were true, then their wouldn't be a registered member called, 'Mr. Happy Dude' but there is so you're guilty. :nono:

[Neo]

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=781796

[Dark Samurai]

Here's (http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156754) something pretty sad..


Thats f*cking hilarious

[Rndm_Perfection]

Here's (http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=156754) something pretty sad..

lmao... a Guns forum that can't handle SomethingAwful style humor.

[Yoda9864]

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=781796
Lol, I think this one is the real one:
http://photopile.com/photos/godzillatemple/fark/79480.jpg

[GameMaster]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/12/life.condom.reut/index.html

[Canyarion]

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=781796
:rofl:
http://home.comcast.net/~jh.snyder/images/mars.jpeg
http://www.phase22.com/fark/fark-mars.jpg

The Burger King was good too. :D I hope that's real.

[Acebot44]

WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!! (http://www.subvulture.com/130103_car_whistle.wmv)

[Ace195]

I'm going to have to kill that news reporter and the maker of the "whistle tip" .. That whistle tip is and I quote "whooooop whooopp" and it's "decoration" and another quote "It's like an alarm clock whoooooop whoooooooop"

[Happydude]

yes...whistle tip....*pulls out shotgun*

*walks to the window*

*stares outside*

[Crash]

i like how the guy speeds in the wrong lane, nearly hititng a car and totally runs a stop sign, very cool!

[Ace195]

Yeah that was kinda funny his car completly sucked