Dead Man Lives

[Neo]

I'd like one coffin, hold the T-Virus.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=2&u=/nm/20040105/od_nm/odd_funeral_dc

[Jonbo298]

"Wow, he's breathing Bob. uhhh.....should we continue?"
"Yeah yeah, who gives a damn, its my paycheck"

[Ginkasa]

Kind of seems anti-climactic...

"Oh my God! This guy's alive! To the hostpital! Quick!"

Later...

"Nope, he's dead this time. Truly for surely. He ain't comin' back. No indeedy."

"Oh..."

I mean... A guy comes back to life... You want him to you know... Live...


*shrugs and walks away*

[GameMaster]

Maybe the price of the coffin got his 'ol ticker beatin again.

[Jason1]

So true. My grandma just recently died...I couldnt believe how much the coffin, funeral, and that whole bit costed.