Revival
02-20-2002, 07:46 PM
Alabama
* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Alaska
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house. ( :lol: )
Arkansas
* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (You're late Betty!)
California
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
* Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. (Hear that Crash?)
Connecticut
* In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
Delaware
* It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
* Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Florida
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Georgia
* It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
* No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Hawaii
* All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho
* You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed)
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (Repealed)
(All of Idaho's were repealed.. so they don't have any stupid laws :()
Illinois
* You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
* The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana
* Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
* Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Iowa
* Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
* A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas
* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. (There goes my vacation)
* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'd LOVE to see this :D)
Kentucky
* Persons are forbidden from walking on any street or highway with only a bathing suit on and no police protection.
* Every bee entering the state should have a full medical report verifying it is free of disease.
Louisiana
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Maine
* After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maryland
* Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
* Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Massachusetts
* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
* A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. ( :stud: )
Michigan
* There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
* You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Minnesota
* A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
* It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
* It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
* Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
Missouri
* It is illegal to have oral sex.
* Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.
Montana
* It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
* It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska
* If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
* It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
* It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
* It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire
* You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. (Does that include strip poker?)
* On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. (Son of a b**ch!)
New Jersey
* If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
* You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico
* State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
* You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. (Poor school kids)
New York
* The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( :lol: )
* While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (No farting either ;))
North Carolina
* While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
* All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. (What about on one of the beds?)
North Dakota
* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
* It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon
Ohio
* The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
* Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
Oklahoma
* Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
Oregon
* It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
* It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Pennsylvania
* It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
* Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Rhode Island
* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought.
South Carolina
* It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
* A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
South Dakota
* It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
* If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
Tennessee
* It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
* The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
Texas
* It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
* It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Utah
* It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
* No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Vermont
* It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
* At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Virginia
* Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
* It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington
* All lollipops are banned.
* A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
West Virginia
* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
* Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Wisconsin
* Citizens may not murder their enemies.
* Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Wyoming
* You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
* Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Alaska
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house. ( :lol: )
Arkansas
* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (You're late Betty!)
California
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
* Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. (Hear that Crash?)
Connecticut
* In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
Delaware
* It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
* Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Florida
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Georgia
* It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
* No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Hawaii
* All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho
* You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed)
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (Repealed)
(All of Idaho's were repealed.. so they don't have any stupid laws :()
Illinois
* You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
* The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana
* Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
* Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Iowa
* Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
* A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas
* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. (There goes my vacation)
* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'd LOVE to see this :D)
Kentucky
* Persons are forbidden from walking on any street or highway with only a bathing suit on and no police protection.
* Every bee entering the state should have a full medical report verifying it is free of disease.
Louisiana
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Maine
* After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maryland
* Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
* Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Massachusetts
* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
* A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. ( :stud: )
Michigan
* There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
* You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Minnesota
* A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
* It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
* It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
* Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
Missouri
* It is illegal to have oral sex.
* Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.
Montana
* It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
* It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska
* If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
* It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
* It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
* It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire
* You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. (Does that include strip poker?)
* On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. (Son of a b**ch!)
New Jersey
* If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
* You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico
* State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
* You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. (Poor school kids)
New York
* The penalty for jumping off a building is death. ( :lol: )
* While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (No farting either ;))
North Carolina
* While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
* All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. (What about on one of the beds?)
North Dakota
* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
* It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon
Ohio
* The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
* Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
Oklahoma
* Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
Oregon
* It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
* It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Pennsylvania
* It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
* Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Rhode Island
* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
* It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought.
South Carolina
* It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
* A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
South Dakota
* It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
* If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
Tennessee
* It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
* The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
Texas
* It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
* It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Utah
* It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
* No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Vermont
* It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
* At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
Virginia
* Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
* It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington
* All lollipops are banned.
* A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
West Virginia
* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
* Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Wisconsin
* Citizens may not murder their enemies.
* Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Wyoming
* You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
* Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.