What's my preference?

[One Winged Angel]

Boys or Girls?

[Null]

hard to say, dont really know you. But you really should know what your preferance is.....


but is it a guessing game?

hmmm. yourrrrr preference is.... little boys... DOH! damn. thats micheal jackson.

how bout ummmm panda bears? :hmm:

[Jewels]

whats my preference?

[The Germanator]

I'm pretty sure I remember you at one point say that you were bisexual. So boys and girls, eh?

[One Winged Angel]

I am sorry, I cannot control what my friends do.

Delete this topic if you want, I could really care less...

And yes Germanator won

[BreakABone]

He actually has eyes for a long haired evil guy from a certain game, but I won't say anything else...

[GameMaster]

What's it called if you don't prefer either?

[DimHalo]

What's it called if you don't prefer either?


If I understand your question, it is called asexual.

[PureEvil]

If I understand your question, it is called asexual.

I'm not sure that means you don't prefer either. I think it means you only like having sex with yourself...

:unsure:

[Dyne]

I learned a synonym for bisexual is "ambisexual." It sounds more sophisticated. Ooh.

[DimHalo]

I'm not sure that means you don't prefer either. I think it means you only like having sex with yourself...

:unsure:

I don't know, I've been told that asexual was someone who was not interested in sex at all.

[GameMaster]

How do you do it with yourself? :confused:

[DimHalo]

How do you do it with yourself? :confused:


*shrug* Masterbation?

[Blade Runner]

Wasn't Godzilla asexual O_o

[BreakABone]

Asexual if I remember my biology somewhat create was the ability to reproduce yourself or somewhere close to that not exactly cloning, but not a hermophrodite either.

[Dylflon]

An Asexual organism is an organism that can reproduce without a mate.

Bacteria are asexual. They use binary fission to break in to two. Fungus and plants are asexual half the time. They switch back and forth between sexual and asexual reproduction.

But asexual doesn't mean you dont like either. You can't choose to be asexual.

[Kitana85]

I am sorry, I cannot control what my friends do.

Delete this topic if you want, I could really care less...

And yes Germanator won

I would, except I'm finding it rather amusing

[Yoda9864]

I am sorry, I cannot control what my friends do.

Lol, sure you can, it's called a password :wink:

[Ace195]

Hmm.. nice topic folks I leave for a couple of weeks and this is what happens ? sheesh *shakes his head*

[BlueFire]

I would, except I'm finding it rather amusing
Ditto. :P

[DimHalo]

so what would the human definition of asexual be? cause it is used quite often to my understanding... and we all know that humans are incapable of reproduction without a mate

[GameMaster]

so what would the human definition of asexual be? cause it is used quite often to my understanding... and we all know that humans are incapable of reproduction without a mate

What if scientists inserted the necessary female and male organs all into one body?

[Bond]

GameMaster, I would stop.

[Rndm_Perfection]

GM, that would be a hermaphrodite. Supposedly even some people are born that way.

JS, if anyone uses the term "asexual" to describe or insult someone, then they're ignorant, have a poor sense of vocabulary, are trying to confuse someone, or actually believe the person can mass produce itself (that's right... not him or herself) as if it were some freaky alien.

I think it'd be a larger insult to call someone a hermaphrodite, but that's just me. Someone who would insult another by calling them asexual is like insulting a celebrity by calling them infamous.

[Perfect Stu]

Woohoo...sexual orientation topics.

Aren't mules non-sexual or whatever? Like...they can't reproduce because they're a product of cross-species breeding...so maybe they have no preference O.o

[Kitana85]

actually, they do... I mean, think about it, they have to go to the bathroom somehow...

they can't reproduce...cross between horse and donkey I belive... but they do want to...

[Dyne]

Woohoo...sexual orientation topics.

Aren't mules non-sexual or whatever? Like...they can't reproduce because they're a product of cross-species breeding...so maybe they have no preference O.o

Asses like it from behind.

Badum-pish!

[PureEvil]

Woohoo...sexual orientation topics.

Aren't mules non-sexual or whatever? Like...they can't reproduce because they're a product of cross-species breeding...so maybe they have no preference O.o

They aren't non-sexual, they're sterile.

It's a shame some of the people who frequent this forum aren't sterile... :sneaky:

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Oh, and here's the official (or whatever...) definition of asexual, just to make sure we'll all clear and level:

Main Entry: asex·u·al
Pronunciation: (")A-'sek-sh(&-)w&l, -'sek-sh&l
Function: adjective
Date: 1830
1 : lacking sex or functional sex organs <asexual plants>
2 a : involving or reproducing by reproductive processes (as cell division, spore formation, fission, or budding) that do not involve the union of individuals or germ cells <asexual reproduction> <an asexual generation> b : produced by asexual reproduction <asexual spores>
3 : devoid of sexuality <an asexual relationship>
- asex·u·al·i·ty /"A-"sek-sh&-'wa-l&-tE/ noun
- asex·u·al·ly /(")A-'sek-sh(&-)w&-lE, -"sek-sh(&-)lE/ adverb

[Dylflon]

No creature in the animal kingdon (which includes us Jeepnut's Slave) can be asexual. Animals are strictly sexual. No exceptions. Well...that i know of at least.

[Jason1]

Wasn't Godzilla asexual O_o


Yes. Yes he was. That is, according to the 1998 smash hit GODZILLA, Starring
Matthew Broderick.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767817478.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Rndm_Perfection]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767817478.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


And following in the footsteps of the stand-up, Dyne:

If Godzilla doesn't have sexual organs, how is it that Size Matters?

Badum-pish!

[Hero2]

No creature in the animal kingdon (which includes us Jeepnut's Slave) can be asexual. Animals are strictly sexual. No exceptions. Well...that i know of at least.

well worms produce asexualy as well as star fish and there are other sea creatures that do too.
but it is mostly for simple cell organisms and lower level organisms i think leaches are too.

[Rndm_Perfection]

well worms produce asexualy as well as star fish and there are other sea creatures that do too.
but it is mostly for simple cell organisms and lower level organisms i think leaches are too.


Worms are hermaphroditic. Perhaps you've been told that, since they can regenerate quite easily, they are asexual (same goes for star fish).

[Hero2]

yea I remembered it from zoology 2 or 3 years ago.
I cant remember the family name for them some "R" name

[PureEvil]

No creature in the animal kingdon (which includes us Jeepnut's Slave) can be asexual. Animals are strictly sexual. No exceptions. Well...that i know of at least.

True.

There are bacterium and such, and many plants which are asexual, but no actual animals (or so I recall).

[Xantar]

I always thought an asexual person would either be a person who never has and isn't interested in sex or someone who can't have sex. An example of the latter might be a eunuch. I don't really know what the female equivalent might be, though.

[DimHalo]

I always thought an asexual person would either be a person who never has and isn't interested in sex or someone who can't have sex. An example of the latter might be a eunuch. I don't really know what the female equivalent might be, though.

That is what I always thought.

[Ace195]

would that be abstinance ? meh

[Vampyr]

would that be abstinance ? meh

That just means you refrain from having sex. Doesnt mean you're not interested or dont want it.

[GameMaster]

If someone offered you the power to stop time and do it with people without them knowing or anyone else knowing, would you accept it?

[Vampyr]

If someone offered you the power to stop time and do it with people without them knowing or anyone else knowing, would you accept it?

Most deffinatly...not.

Thats almost like being a Necrophiliac...I mean, the person wouldnt be able to move or anything...it would be like doing a dead person. Definatly not on my "to do " list. (Hee hee, pun intended)

[Jason1]

If someone offered you the power to stop time and do it with people without them knowing or anyone else knowing, would you accept it?


Oh hell yes...and I think id start with this girl I saw at work today...shes like the daughter of one someone else who works there...first time ive seen her...damn that was some fine ass.

[One Winged Angel]

Oh hell yes...and I think id start with this girl I saw at work today...shes like the daughter of one someone else who works there...first time ive seen her...damn that was some fine ass.

It would be funny if it was a man

[Kitana85]

ummm... if they don't know, so it isn't willingly, even though no one else knows.. wouldn't that be rape?

[GameMaster]

I think rape is against their consent. :confused:

[PureEvil]

I think rape is against their consent. :confused:

I believe rape is without their consent, and so this would probably constitute rape. Like if you drug someone and have sex with them, it's rape. It isn't "against" their consent, so to speak, but rather it's "without" their consent.

I can't believe we're actually having to differentiate between things like that. :unsure:

And like Vampyr said, they'd be frozen in time and such, so it'd be like doing it with a dead person. Except they'd still be alive and thus warm, so it'd be like doing it with a freshly-dead person.

That's kinda sick.

[Vampyr]

That's kinda sick.

Yes. yes it is.

[GameMaster]

Ok, fine, first you find someone that will do it with you and then when you're doing it with them you freeze time, so they're already in position and everything, all you have to do is enjoy yourself, no legal business to be worried about.

And then, if there was some way of saving the action to your computer so you could do it in virtual reality with a virtual copy of your partner whever you wanted, would you?

[PureEvil]

Ok, fine, first you find someone that will do it with you and then when you're doing it with them you freeze time, so they're already in position and everything, all you have to do is enjoy yourself, no legal business to be worried about.

:wtf:

If you find someone who will consent to having sex with you, what exactly is the point of freezing them in time?

[GameMaster]

:wtf:

If you find someone who will consent to having sex with you, what exactly is the point of freezing them in time?

They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does. :stud:

[Rndm_Perfection]

They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does. :stud:

Alright tight pants... now this is where the fine line between reality and Diablo II surfaces. Y'see, while your "Dark Paladin" with his two-handed sword and no shield use (oh, you must be a rebel... not using a shield with a paladin) may have 500+ stamina, I'm quite sure that a virgin teen who sits behind a MAC and posts at gaming forums does not have the sexual stamina to pleasure himself with a "mate" to the end of eternity, even if he/she was in stasis. Might I remind you that while your online life does excercise your wrists and fingertips, it does not enhance your pelvic technique nor agility. Then again... you do have three points still in your favor:

1) You'd have all the time you'd need. Stamina really would not be a problem.
2) You said something about virtual reality... which doesn't require physical prowess at all.
3) This is typed at a gaming forum, and therefor will either a) Be delayed several "quarters" like numerous GameCube titles b) Have absolutely no credibility

Hmmm... but still, why frozen in time? Interaction is a key element. Otherwise you'd basically be screwing a can of silly putty. You don't need time freezing capabilities for such feebly erotic pleasures.



And yes, this is the kind of posts I find worthy when on a break! Bwuahahah...

[GameMaster]

What is it about the internet that makes people feel better/more powerful about themselves? I can act all cool and say real dope things here but when I'm at school, I find it difficult to convey the same character. Why is that? Here's a good writing assignment for one of you college youngsters.

[Hero2]

thats easy your a nerd =-D
in fact most of us are and if not that geeks

[GameMaster]

But I don't fit the stereotypical image of nerd so how can that be?