Aim Pranks

[Hero2]

post your favorate aim prank

heres mine


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Co*k of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b*tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Jason1]

Lol, that is pretty funny...did that actually happen or are you just making that up?

[Hero2]

It really happened as far as I know I got it off the internet.


*edit *

i found more of his work :)

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the ****?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of ****
DirtyKate:****

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this ****t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the **** is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

[Bond]

You have just entered room "jesusfan63478 Chat87."
ChristCrusader44 has entered the room.
Amahd Aleln has entered the room.
Amahd Aleln: WHAT THE HELL
Amahd Aleln: WHY AM I IN A JESUS CHAT ROOM
Amahd Aleln: WHEN I ODN'T BELIEVE IN HIM?
ChristCrusader44: Greetings amahd
jesusfan63478: you said you were going to rape a snowman...
Amahd Aleln: I WAS JOKING
jesusfan63478: we think it is a sin
jesusfan63478: we know you arent joking
ChristCrusader44: are you a godfearing man Amahd
Amahd Aleln: I DON'T BELIEVE IN SINS
jesusfan63478: ahahhhh
Amahd Aleln: NO I DON'T FEAR GOD
jesusfan63478: yes you do...
Amahd Aleln: I JUST THINK THAT THE BIBLE MAKES NO SENSE
ChristCrusader44: You have to love god and fear him
Amahd Aleln: I'M AGNOSTIC
jesusfan63478: well you fear the bible
Amahd Aleln: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD
Amahd Aleln: OR ALLAH
Amahd Aleln: OR BUDDHA
Amahd Aleln: OR ZEUS
jesusfan63478: then you beleive in lucifer!!!
jesusfan63478: SATINIST
Amahd Aleln: NOOOO
jesusfan63478: you will burn in hell for that
Amahd Aleln: I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BAD ONES EITHER
jesusfan63478: yes you do
ChristCrusader44: ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS YOU
Amahd Aleln: AND IF I BELIEVED IN SATAN WHY WOULD HER BURN ME
Amahd Aleln: HE'D MAKE ME ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT BURNED THE OTHER PEOPLE
Amahd Aleln: THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL
jesusfan63478: GOD WILL HAVE YOU BURN!
Amahd Aleln: WILL HE NOW
ChristCrusader44: HELL IS REPITITION!
Amahd Aleln: WELL THEN I GUESS THAT 90% OF THE WORLD WILL BURN WITH ME
Amahd Aleln: I ME HONESTLY
Amahd Aleln: THERE ARE WAAAY TOO MANY RELIGIONS TO COUNT
Amahd Aleln: SO ALL THE MUSLIMS AND THEM CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN
ChristCrusader44: Join us on our quest to the gentiles
jesusfan63478: dear god, do not punish amahn, he knows not of the wisdom you posess
Amahd Aleln: SO THAT LEAVES THE SMALL MINORITY WHO BELIEVE IN CHRIST
Amahd Aleln: 90% OF THEM ARE EVIL
Amahd Aleln: SO THERE MUST BE LIKE WHAT 5 PEOPLE IN "HEAVEN"
Amahd Aleln: OK LOOK JESUS
ChristCrusader44: Amahd I will pray for you tonight
jesusfan63478: i am a saint
Amahd Aleln: THERES LIKE 2.5 BILLION PEOPLE IN CHINA
Amahd Aleln: AM I RIGHT?
ChristCrusader44: and God will forgive you
jesusfan63478: i don not know
Amahd Aleln: WELL THERE ARE
ChristCrusader44: China has nothing to do with you and God Amahd
Amahd Aleln: AND 99% OF THOSE 2.5 BILLION DO NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST
Amahd Aleln: SO I GUESS ALL OF CHINA IS GOING TO HELL
jesusfan63478: THEY WILL BURN IN HELL!
ChristCrusader44: BLASPHMEY
Amahd Aleln: ALL OFF ASIA FOR ATHT MATTER ARE GOING TO HELL
jesusfan63478: YES
ChristCrusader44: they are
jesusfan63478: you think satin is lovely
Amahd Aleln: NOOO
Amahd Aleln: I THINK THAT RELIGION IN GENERAL IS BULL****
Amahd Aleln: ANY RELIGION
jesusfan63478: ahhhhhhhhhhh
jesusfan63478: nooo
ChristCrusader44: You a wandered into temptation
Amahd Aleln: THEY ARE JUST THERE TO EXPLAIN THE UNEXPLAINABLE
Amahd Aleln: AND FORCE PEOPLE TO CONFORM
jesusfan63478: please forgive amahd
ChristCrusader44: You shall watch your language in the presence of HOLY MEN
Amahd Aleln: WHAT MAKES YOU HOLY
jesusfan63478: I AM A SAINT
jesusfan63478: i have never sinned
Amahd Aleln: IS IT BECAUSE YOUR A MINDLESS DRONE WHO HAS NO REASON TO BELIEVE IN GOD
Amahd Aleln: YET CARRIES ON WITH IT AIMLESSLY
jesusfan63478: i shall turn my cheek
ChristCrusader44: AND I AM THE ARCH RACH CARDINAL FROM THE VATICIN
Amahd Aleln: YOU JUST SINNED, TRYING TO IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION ON ME
ChristCrusader44: I know the pope
Amahd Aleln: TELLING ME THAT I AM WRONG FOR NOT BELIEVING IN GOD IS A SIN
ChristCrusader44: we have tea somtimes
jesusfan63478: it is my job to protest the satinists
Amahd Aleln: YOU CAN'T FORCE YOUR BELIEFS ON PEOPLE
ChristCrusader44: its lovely tea
Amahd Aleln: 90% OF THE CHRISTIANS AHD CHRISTIANITY FORCED ON THEM
ChristCrusader44: with a lemon
Amahd Aleln: HAD*
ChristCrusader44: tasty
jesusfan63478: and you shall become a vampire
Amahd Aleln: EH
ChristCrusader44: you know you are and angry man amahd
jesusfan63478: lucifer does not reward his worshippers
Amahd Aleln: IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES
jesusfan63478: they are the soldiers of satin
ChristCrusader44: perhaps we should all pray in unision to relieve some stress
jesusfan63478: yes
Amahd Aleln: PERHAPS I SHALL PRAY TO ALLAH
jesusfan63478: allah is not true
Amahd Aleln: OR MAYBE I SHOULD SCARIFICE SOME LAMB FOR ZEUS
Amahd Aleln: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ALLAH IS A FARSE
jesusfan63478: christianity is the true religion
ChristCrusader44: amen
jesusfan63478: my friend
Amahd Aleln: HOW DARE YOU DENY THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER RELIGION BEING TRUE COMPARED TO CHRISTIANITY
Amahd Aleln: PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE SHOT
jesusfan63478: jeez dude we are just prankin you...
jesusfan63478: lol
ChristCrusader44: but we are protected by the hand of gos
Amahd Aleln: I KNOW
ChristCrusader44: plez don't shoot me
Amahd Aleln: I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW LONG I CAN DRAG IT ON
jesusfan63478: goodybye amahd
ChristCrusader44: you may leave now
jesusfan63478: thank u for your time
Amahd Aleln: ITS OBIOUSLY YOU WERE TRYING TO PRANK ME
jesusfan63478: yes sure
Amahd Aleln: OBIOUS*
jesusfan63478: right
Amahd Aleln: NO ONE BELIEVES IN JESUS
jesusfan63478: yep
ChristCrusader44: you FELL FOR IT
Amahd Aleln: YEA
jesusfan63478: we know it
Amahd Aleln: I FELL FORE IT
jesusfan63478: u know it
Amahd Aleln: THATS RIGHT
Amahd Aleln: "O I KNOW THE POPE"
Amahd Aleln: YEA I BELIEVED THAT
jesusfan63478: lol
ChristCrusader44: You are a terrorist
jesusfan63478: were we good tho
jesusfan63478: ?
Amahd Aleln: NOOO
Amahd Aleln: YOUR NOT VERY GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO
jesusfan63478: you are a terrorist
jesusfan63478: !
Amahd Aleln: AND DON'T ACT LIKE AHMAD KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT AIM PRANKING
ChristCrusader44: **** you man
jesusfan63478: you dumbass
Amahd Aleln: I HAVE A WEBSITE CHOCKED FULL OF ME HARSSSING ON AIM
ChristCrusader44: i hate people like you
jesusfan63478: you dont know ****
Amahd Aleln: YES I DO
ChristCrusader44: NONBELIEVER
jesusfan63478: what is the address]
jesusfan63478: ?
Amahd Aleln: WHAT DO YOU DARE VISIT?
jesusfan63478: lol
jesusfan63478: ok
Amahd Aleln: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU ALL
jesusfan63478: i get it
ChristCrusader44: lol
ChristCrusader44: hehehehe
ChristCrusader44: lmao
ChristCrusader44: lol
ChristCrusader44: ha
ChristCrusader44: your a funny guy
jesusfan63478: yep
jesusfan63478: really!
jesusfan63478: whoah
jesusfan63478: i almost had a seizure
ChristCrusader44: DON'T GO YOU HIS WEBSITE ITS A TRAP
Amahd Aleln: HMMM
Amahd Aleln: HTTP://YOUWANTIT?
ChristCrusader44: ITS PORNO
Amahd Aleln: YES
Amahd Aleln: IT IS PORNO
Amahd Aleln: OF ME AND MY SNOW WOMAN
Amahd Aleln: FOO
ChristCrusader44: THE RIGHT HAND OF SATAN
jesusfan63478: then its not about aim
Amahd Aleln: WHAT THE HELL
jesusfan63478: lol
ChristCrusader44: NO
Amahd Aleln: THIS IS PATHEITC
jesusfan63478: u are
Amahd Aleln: INVITE SOMEONE ELSE IN HERE
Amahd Aleln: I'LL SHOW YOU HARASSMENT
jesusfan63478: DAMN YOU TO HELL
ChristCrusader44: are you and arab
Amahd Aleln: NOOO
Amahd Aleln: INVITE SOMEONE TO THIS CHAT
Amahd Aleln: COME ON
ChristCrusader44: your name is amahd
Amahd Aleln: SOME ONE FROM GLORY DAYS
Amahd Aleln: NVITE EM
jesusfan63478: no thanx
ChristCrusader44: you are a TERRORIST
jesusfan63478: u invite them to your chat
Amahd Aleln: W00
Amahd Aleln: I AM A TERRORIST
Amahd Aleln: I WENT TO DRIVERS ED AND SAID
jesusfan63478: probably
jesusfan63478: lol
Amahd Aleln: "I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS CAR, I DON'T CARE ABOUT STARTING OR STOPING IT"
Amahd Aleln: THEN I RAN MY CAR INTO A SKYSCRAPER
Amahd Aleln: BECAUSE OSAMA TOLD ME TO
jesusfan63478: u would have to start it
ChristCrusader44: that was stupid
Amahd Aleln: THE DRIVERS ED GUY STARTED IT
jesusfan63478: lol
jesusfan63478: i know
ChristCrusader44: u wasted a car
ChristCrusader44: ur not ral bright are you?
Amahd Aleln: NO
jesusfan63478: lol
Amahd Aleln: I DID IT FOR ALLAH!
ChristCrusader44: i thouht so
jesusfan63478: o
PhycoBitch3 has entered the room.
jesusfan63478: get the **** out!
jesusfan63478: we are having an intelectual conversation
ChristCrusader44: The lord shall puish you
jesusfan63478: lol
PhycoBitch3: how invited me in here?
jesusfan63478: probably amahd
ChristCrusader44: jesusfan lets go to a new chat
hockeygirl8911 has entered the room.
jesusfan63478: ok
Amahd Aleln: NO
Amahd Aleln: WHATS THE MATTER
jesusfan63478: yes damn you
ChristCrusader44: this room is tainted
Amahd Aleln: COME ON
Amahd Aleln: TELL THEM ABOUT JESUS
ChristCrusader44: with sinners
hockeygirl8911: asl all
Amahd Aleln: WHY DON'T YOU "FOOL THEM"
jesusfan63478: why?
ChristCrusader44: **** you
hockeygirl8911 has left the room.
Amahd Aleln: LIKE YOU "FOOLED" ME
Amahd Aleln: CPME ON
Amahd Aleln: DO IT
PhycoBitch3 has left the room.
Amahd Aleln: DO IT
Amahd Aleln: NOW
ChristCrusader44: New chat
jesusfan63478: ok except they left
Amahd Aleln: DIDN'T THINK SO
jesusfan63478: i do
jesusfan63478: bye
ChristCrusader44: don't invite the terroist this time
Amahd Aleln: SHUT UP
ChristCrusader44: good bye
Amahd Aleln: BEFORE I PELT YOUR HOUSE WITH CAMEL DUNG
Amahd Aleln: SUCKA!
ChristCrusader44 has left the room.
Amahd Aleln: ALLAH SHALL COME DONE ON YOUR HEAD
Amahd Aleln: SOWN
Amahd Aleln: DOWN
Amahd Aleln: DOWN
Amahd Aleln: DOWN
jesusfan63478: bye
Amahd Aleln: HAHAHHA
Amahd Aleln: HAHAHAHAHHA
Amahd Aleln: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Amahd Aleln: EHHEHE
Amahd Aleln: W00000000000000
Amahd Aleln has left the room.

[Rndm_Perfection]

This is real. I was a part of an online E-mail based RPG called the Saiya-jin Pride. Yes, a Dragonball Z RPG, and the best, longest lasting, and most involved of its kind. Anywho, there were a few members who really didn't belong in the group. When this guy was asked to leave, as he ranted and raved in a stoner stupor, I asked a friend online to help me with a farewell chat.

US Trunks SJ - Me (played as Trunks in SJPII)
BruceLee41042 - Friend (played as Piccolo in SJPII)
WilTheBloody - Stoner (played as "Bido" in SJPII)

I remind you that "WTB" is a real person and reall did fall victim to two bored people whilst he was stoned.


Hope you enjoy it (err, it's a little long):

You have just entered room "Chat No 12661797503749910460."
US Trunks SJ: 12661797503749910460
US Trunks SJ: ...
BruceLee41042: there we goo
WilTheBloody: ha so sorry we are nto going to be able to chill but u guys were cool **** were u guys live
US Trunks SJ: That's an unlucky number
BruceLee41042: i live in northern ky
BruceLee41042: near cincinnati
US Trunks SJ: My location...?
WilTheBloody: sure
WilTheBloody: so we cant smoke up that sucks but Trunks ur cool ****
US Trunks SJ: Is that so, eh?
US Trunks SJ: Haven't been called that since I was in the KGB...
US Trunks SJ: but, of course, that was in Russian
WilTheBloody: lol well that mad funny when ur stoned i dont know
BruceLee41042: dude my dad just tripped up the steps
BruceLee41042: he is so damn old
BruceLee41042: he only has one leg too
WilTheBloody: lol
US Trunks SJ: He's the one that served in Nam?
BruceLee41042: vietnam
US Trunks SJ: Ah
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: the one in the navy is my step dad
US Trunks SJ: My cousin served in Nam
BruceLee41042: weighs 250
US Trunks SJ: luckily... I was out of the country
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: phew
US Trunks SJ: And... a bit underage. But, hey... they used to take 12-year-olds
WilTheBloody: ya im so gone i cat keep up lol
BruceLee41042: wow
BruceLee41042: you must have had some chronic ****
US Trunks SJ: They even took my 4-year-old brother... for God's sake
BruceLee41042: really
BruceLee41042: they must have been desperate
BruceLee41042: damn russians
BruceLee41042: i mean, there accent sounds threating
BruceLee41042: but hey you gotta back it up
BruceLee41042: like my dad
BruceLee41042: he is a rough man
BruceLee41042: always walking around, tripping
BruceLee41042: he gets right back up
BruceLee41042: doesn't say a word
WilTheBloody: lol this is funny ****
BruceLee41042: just takes a swig of the old bean
US Trunks SJ: Hmmm... sorry, had to go shoot the horse
US Trunks SJ: Poor thing broke its leg today
WilTheBloody: what?
US Trunks SJ: It's what you gotta do, you know
WilTheBloody: so u not kidding about shooting a horse
US Trunks SJ: I really loved it too... not just as a horse either
US Trunks SJ: No, not at all...
WilTheBloody: im sorry man
US Trunks SJ: Hey, it's alright
US Trunks SJ: I've got others... I guess
US Trunks SJ: But, you know... it was nearing 30
US Trunks SJ: Pretty old
WilTheBloody: but stiill ull never have that one
US Trunks SJ: Well, I will in a way
US Trunks SJ: I plan on having it stuffed
WilTheBloody: now ur just ****in with me im stoned but not stupid
US Trunks SJ: They can fix the little bullet scar. I've got a good friend that can do it. We go way back.
WilTheBloody: lol
US Trunks SJ: Pardon?
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: taxodermy
US Trunks SJ: Indeed
BruceLee41042: my uncle is in that business
BruceLee41042: he has plenty of stuffed frogs, and bugs
US Trunks SJ: I guess it's pretty much all we old ones can do
WilTheBloody: u must be joking about that stuffed thing were are u going to poot it
BruceLee41042: yes bugs
US Trunks SJ: Where? Living room, right next to my dog
WilTheBloody: no way i dont believe u lol
US Trunks SJ: The family room is for all my hunting catches
US Trunks SJ: Like that Zebra... me and Fredd Bear, we went back into South Africa on a hunting trip
US Trunks SJ: Just bows!
WilTheBloody: were do u live
US Trunks SJ: Well, I've been stationed in California for about the past ten years
US Trunks SJ: I might be able to stay here for the rest of my life
US Trunks SJ: But... that is, unless KGB funds my move
BruceLee41042: yeah he moves around more than migratory birds
US Trunks SJ: That I do, don't forget it
BruceLee41042: so how old will you be in october?
US Trunks SJ: October? Same age you doff... it's November
US Trunks SJ: Anyway... I'll be turning 72
WilTheBloody: so ur a adult
US Trunks SJ: Very much so
BruceLee41042: the old siete dos
US Trunks SJ: Pardon?
WilTheBloody: oh ok i thought u were like my age
US Trunks SJ: Not quite. A wee bit older
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: most people think there is nothing but youngins there
US Trunks SJ: Bruce... he's a young one compared to me
BruceLee41042: we got some older guys
WilTheBloody: how old are u
BruceLee41042: im only 48
WilTheBloody: jesus im ****in only 17
BruceLee41042: really?
WilTheBloody: ya
BruceLee41042: wow your prolly the youngest one
WilTheBloody: no gokua is younger than me
US Trunks SJ: Wow... didn't know Vegeta would allow members so young
US Trunks SJ: He let a 24-year-old by once
WilTheBloody: im still in my stoned ****ed up days.......... how old is vegeta
US Trunks SJ: He never says
US Trunks SJ: He's picky like that
US Trunks SJ: But... if he's any less than 60, he's wise beyond his years
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: he is a smart fellow
WilTheBloody: oh ok im still ****in all the time i prob got a ****in std because i stick my dick every were i drink and smoke up as much as i can well i got to smoke up with u guys
BruceLee41042: well you'll learn something in a few years
BruceLee41042: how boring sex just gets
US Trunks SJ: It's not that fun once you hit 50...
BruceLee41042: i mean after my 5th child, my bits and pieces just didn't work anymore
US Trunks SJ: But, there are other forms of entertainment
WilTheBloody: that will be some mad crazy **** we can sneek into a strip joint smoke up and no sex in the champain room..... no way sex is like awsome im getting tied up thursday
US Trunks SJ: Well... good for you though
US Trunks SJ: you've still got some life in you
WilTheBloody: oh ya she wants to pour wip cream all over me
WilTheBloody: how old do u think i was
BruceLee41042: maybe 30
US Trunks SJ: But... that's just an assumption based on previous members
US Trunks SJ: It's hard to tell from a profile and a few posts
WilTheBloody: ya when i go to other places were people dont know me they think im like atleast 20 like i get beers from friends who are like 40 i smoke uo with them and they ccant believe im just like17
US Trunks SJ: Perhaps it is due to the fact that you have experienced events beyond your age
US Trunks SJ: Quite a fast one, you are
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: not as fast as me though
WilTheBloody: what do u mean?
US Trunks SJ: Age 10...
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: first had sex
US Trunks SJ: Don't get into that story... please
BruceLee41042: oh yeah
BruceLee41042: sorry
BruceLee41042: bad times
US Trunks SJ: just reminds me of my children
US Trunks SJ: Before they were ...
US Trunks SJ: Ah... sorry
WilTheBloody: damn i got laid just like 5 months ago for my first time now i got girls at work crawling all over me and its mad crazy
BruceLee41042: yeah i was like that for awhile
WilTheBloody: so u got laid early ur lucky
WilTheBloody: my girl got laid in the 5th grade
BruceLee41042: not really
WilTheBloody: y
BruceLee41042: well when i was alive it was a bit different
US Trunks SJ: Well, you know.. when you're that young, the cork may pop, but no wine will be for the drinking
BruceLee41042: now your a god when you get laid early
BruceLee41042: exactly!
BruceLee41042: your a smart guy
US Trunks SJ: No consequences other than "morality"
US Trunks SJ: But... who needs morality when life is so short
US Trunks SJ: I have what... 15 years in me?
US Trunks SJ: I tell you... it will feel like 15 days
WilTheBloody: ya i agree u only get to live once
WilTheBloody: so go big
US Trunks SJ: Which reminds me...
US Trunks SJ: I had a friend over in India who thought otherwise
US Trunks SJ: Boy... was he a player in his day
US Trunks SJ: "I had 15 wives, 42 children, and countless grandchildren in my previous lives" he'd say...
BruceLee41042: haha
US Trunks SJ: Well, you know how I replied?
BruceLee41042: yeah
US Trunks SJ: "That was my father in one life"
WilTheBloody: ya my mom is being a bitch because i got like 4 girls calling my house everydat no lie and she doesnt want me to be a pimp
US Trunks SJ: I really got him going with that one
US Trunks SJ: I see...
US Trunks SJ: Mothers can be that way
WilTheBloody: ya
WilTheBloody: so what time is it were u guys live
BruceLee41042: its 12:33
US Trunks SJ: 2100 hours
US Trunks SJ: 9PM, sir
WilTheBloody: its ****in almost 1 in the morning and i got to work tomorrow
US Trunks SJ: Going to cut this conversation short?
WilTheBloody: na
US Trunks SJ: Alright then, more recalling of the good days.
WilTheBloody: this is cool **** i like hereing story from older people
WilTheBloody: Trunks can i put u on my bd list so i can shoot the ****
US Trunks SJ: Go for it
US Trunks SJ: I've got a few problems with AIM, however
WilTheBloody: cool what probs
US Trunks SJ: KGB... they just don't stop
US Trunks SJ: They blocked all but group chat
WilTheBloody: whats kgb
US Trunks SJ: Aye, exactly
US Trunks SJ: "What's KGB?"
US Trunks SJ: I find myself asking that a lot
US Trunks SJ: See... their the Russian secret police...
WilTheBloody: why are they giving u ****
US Trunks SJ: You can go look them up on the internet however. Nothing is so secret these days
US Trunks SJ: Ahh, jsut a few broken deals awhile back
US Trunks SJ: just*
BruceLee41042: yeah tell him about the 88 rebellion
WilTheBloody: lol oh ya i put u on my bd list and u didnt show up
BruceLee41042: that you were a part of
US Trunks SJ: Well, I'd rather not...
US Trunks SJ: But...
US Trunks SJ: Hmm
WilTheBloody: hey ill brb
WilTheBloody: im not sighning off i just got to go yell at someone
US Trunks SJ: ok, when you're back... I'll let you know
US Trunks SJ: Yell your heart out
US Trunks SJ: Use those lungs before they die on you
US Trunks SJ: So... Bruce...
BruceLee41042: yes
US Trunks SJ: How's "life"?
BruceLee41042: US
BruceLee41042: life
BruceLee41042: well
US Trunks SJ: Call me Trunks
BruceLee41042: haha
BruceLee41042: ok
US Trunks SJ: It's all I can go by these days
US Trunks SJ: heh
BruceLee41042: life is treating as a chef would treat a fortune cookie sort to speak
US Trunks SJ: Ahh
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: too sum it up in one word
US Trunks SJ: Gotta fold and crack... that's my motto
BruceLee41042: air
BruceLee41042: thats it
US Trunks SJ: Air...
BruceLee41042: yes
BruceLee41042: no wait
WilTheBloody: ok back
BruceLee41042: actually
BruceLee41042: the one word woould be
BruceLee41042: yardsale
BruceLee41042: thats basically it
US Trunks SJ: That's two words.
WilTheBloody: So Trunks why coulkdnt u come up on my bd i ut u on
US Trunks SJ: But, it all means the same
BruceLee41042: not in kentucky
US Trunks SJ: Why? Because KGB blocks transfer other than group transfer
US Trunks SJ: they can't follow the multiple links
US Trunks SJ: ...which is convinient for them, actually.
WilTheBloody: **** that sucks
US Trunks SJ: It helps their group interogation
WilTheBloody: so u guys still like dbz in ur old age that mad cool ill be the same like im tottally ****ed up like i work my ass off working off trying to see if i work out enough ill waken new poweres isnt that ****ed
US Trunks SJ: Not at all... it's wonderful to believe in the mighty ki
US Trunks SJ: All I heard about over in Asia
US Trunks SJ: Inner strength... will power... it's a very important aspect to life itself
WilTheBloody: if i had one wish i would wish i was a saiyan.. ya like i allmost pasted out on the tred mill
BruceLee41042: haha
BruceLee41042: well if i had one wish, i would wish for the power of ki
BruceLee41042: then i could do whatever i please
US Trunks SJ: I'd wish for my horse to be alive... but that's just a recent thing. I'd need to give it more thought.
US Trunks SJ: The power to manipulate ki would truly be a wonderful gift.
WilTheBloody: ya i got to wishs but there to long **** i got the muchies
WilTheBloody: munshys
WilTheBloody: munchys
WilTheBloody: lol i dont know but u gys are cool **** though
US Trunks SJ: Thank you
BruceLee41042: thanks
US Trunks SJ: I just wish the KGB still thought that
WilTheBloody: i like hereing old storys its mad cool because i can like picture it thats why i like playing in rpgs
WilTheBloody: but i got to go eat but ill talk to u guys later so thanks guys
BruceLee41042: later
BruceLee41042: may the force be with you
BruceLee41042: woooooooooooooo
US Trunks SJ: G'bye
US Trunks SJ: Aww
BruceLee41042: good god
US Trunks SJ: I GOTTA SAVE THIS
BruceLee41042: yes you must!

[PureEvil]

Sometimes I swear at people on AIM for no apparent reason... Do those count as pranks?

[Happydude]

Sometimes I swear at people on AIM for no apparent reason... Do those count as pranks?
:lol:

[GameMaster]

I have an AIM bot that I put in chat rooms and people will talk with it for a while before they realize it's not real.

[Ace195]

The people who use aim to "PRANK" are lamex0rs w00t lol :P
sorry :(

[rottwylor]

post your favorate aim prank

heres mine


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Co*k of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b*tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

------------------- followed by------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE!

[Dark Samurai]

how come ive never seen this thread?

[rottwylor]

how come ive never seen this thread?

I have no clue how I linked to it originally...but I thought the first couple posts were frickin funny.

[Dylflon]

OLD THREAD REVIVAL ALERT!

Run and hide. You're about to get flamed.

[Rndm_Perfection]

This thread is worth reviving. +rep.

[Vampyr]

OLD THREAD REVIVAL ALERT!

Run and hide. You're about to get flamed.

This thread is worth reviving. +rep.

:rofl:

[Dylflon]

Hmm. I thoguht there would be some sort of violent outburst. I guess I can come out of my bomb shelter then.

[Hero2]

Damn you revive this thread I blame it on you Dylflon.

*shakes fist damn hard*

=-D j/k

[Dylflon]

Damn you revive this thread I blame it on you Dylflon.

*shakes fist damn hard*

=-D j/k

That didn't even make sense. Maybe our good old friend punctuation would help clear up your poorly constructed sentences and allow us to understand what you're saying.

Say yes to punctuation!

[rottwylor]

I'm sorry for "reviving a dead thread!" Don't flame me. Can I use the "I'm still kind of new" excuse, and blame my actions on alcohol abuse?!

[Blackmane]

I'm sorry for "reviving a dead thread!" Don't flame me. Can I use the "I'm still kind of new" excuse, and blame my actions on alcohol abuse?!

No.



















j/k :p

[Crash]

too long, the brittney one was funny.

"Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm"

I resent that.

[rottwylor]

The reaction that chick had when she found out he was doing it to her again under a different screen name, was PRICELESS. lol