Who Would Win? [Archive]

DarkMaster

11-03-2003, 04:04 PM

http://www.anesi.com/east/stalint.gif VS. http://www.learn.co.uk/yvote/lessons/democsecondary/contentimages/hitler.jpg

I'm talking straight up hand-to-hand combat. No armies to hide behind, Hitler and Stalin duke it out old school using only their own physical strength and mental prowess. The ultimate battle between two arch rivals, two of the most evil men of all time.

Happydude

11-03-2003, 04:13 PM

Stalin would kick hitlers ass so bad that he would feel it in his throat...MMmmm...chocolate...

Vampyr

11-03-2003, 04:20 PM

Heil Hitler!

Er, no, I dont actually "Hail Hitler", but I think he could school Stalin.

GiMpY-wAnNaBe

11-03-2003, 04:40 PM

hitlers a damn ***** with a funny mustache stalin would kill him in an instant

Happydude

11-03-2003, 04:44 PM

hitlers a damn ***** with a funny mustache stalin would kill him in an instant
thank you :)

Rndm_Perfection

11-03-2003, 04:52 PM

Hitler's very charismatic, but he'd be nothing under his own power. He's a smart guy, but not in the "100 ways to skin a Russian" sort of way that Stalin is.

Stalin's the winner... in hand-to-hand.

Crono

11-03-2003, 04:55 PM

Long live the Soviet Union! Heh. Stalin would win.

Bond

11-03-2003, 05:08 PM

Winston Churchill. :)

Kitana85

11-03-2003, 05:34 PM

They are all intellectuals... possibly Hitler, he had a rough job as a messenger on the front lines during WWII, however, niether are "great fighters" but great and horrible yet incredible thinkers

Hero2

11-03-2003, 05:55 PM

but hitler has been in prison twice i think...

Crono

11-03-2003, 06:07 PM

but hitler has been in prison twice i think...

Stalin also participated in the Russian Revolution.

Ace195

11-03-2003, 06:15 PM

viva los stalina :)

GameMaster

11-03-2003, 07:15 PM

Hitler! I choose you!

Ace195

11-03-2003, 08:12 PM

Hmm.. should I ask hitler whats his poison ? lol :P

Happydude

11-03-2003, 09:22 PM

LONG LIVE MOTHER RUSSIA! :sneaky:

Seth

11-03-2003, 10:50 PM

Stalin. The guy was built. Hitler was just some guy who couldn't make it into art college.

Professor S

11-03-2003, 10:54 PM

Gen. George S. Patton

DimHalo

11-04-2003, 12:04 AM

not really sure...
but they were both power hungry geniuses and I don't think they would do too well in hand to hand combat. they were all about the "motivational speeches"

Seth

11-05-2003, 12:04 AM

not really sure...
but they were both power hungry geniuses and I don't think they would do too well in hand to hand combat. they were all about the "motivational speeches"
Stalin was somewhat of a professional murderer back when he was a youth. I'm pretty sure he'd snap Hitler pretty easily.

PureEvil

11-05-2003, 01:26 AM

I think Stalin would beat Hitler pretty badly in a round or so of fisticuffs. He just seems physically tougher.

If it were a game of chess or coaching football or something, Hitler would destroy Stalin, but in an actual fight, I think Stalin would take the win.

Canyarion

11-05-2003, 06:50 AM

I'm boycotting.

Yoda9864

11-05-2003, 11:32 AM

Hitler's just a little beee-atch. Stalin's got some weight behind his punches. Stalin all the way.

Cyrax9

12-02-2003, 02:52 AM

Let's see...

Hitler was KNOWN to be an EXTREMLY WEAK man with diseases including Polio,(Was it Polio?) essentially making him a criple! While I'm ot sure of Stalin's Medical Records, I'm pretty sure he was a bit healthier as far as physical strengths go (Neither of them were very healthy in a mental sense, just good strategists, but then again, so is Gary Kasparov.) so I'd have to say that if Hitler and Stalin were put into an Arena and told to fight to the death, Stalin would win.

Now ironically enough, Hitler always FEARED becomng part of Stalins "Museum Colelctin." as his diary shows, yet when he commited SUICIDE with a Cyonide Capsule AND a Bullet (Yes, the Hitler Channel actually did a special that concluded Hitler bit down on the Cyonide Capsule at the same time as he pulled the Trigger on his pistol to make it look as if he ahd died n Battle and to ensure death, since Cyonide was untestedd as a lethal weapon in WWII.), he did just that! He Bacme aprt of Stalin's "Museum Collection."

Of course all it took was a few angry allied troops and even angrier Russiansand Stalin was gone just as quickly, in other words, they both suck, these men were fairly weak, especially Hitler who as I already mentioned was a cripple, they had power through thier Armies, individually they'd be as powerless as a begger on the street.

I'll sa this though, I think this is one of the most interesting GT Topics ever, pitting the worlds two greatest Psycho's against each other, indeed this is an interesting idea, but without their armies, they're pwoerless, it's a well known fct Hitler hid behind his troops to ensure he didn't die suddenly from illness and enemy fire.

Oh adn either way, in my book these two are assholes dead or alive. Now through in our buddy the Raghead Osama Bin laden ina three-way shoot-out and we'll have a very interesting fight indeed. You can relate Saddam to Stalin and Hitler to Osama. Osama and Hitler both had/have medical conditions that require constant monitoring/treatment (Polio/Kidney Dialisis) and Staling and Saddam are both the "Long term threat" that gets put aside to deal with a threat that would grow larger if not dealt with immideatly, Ironically these four idiots make up the most evil of the extremists ever to walk the Earth.

Oh and since 50% of my heritage is Ukranian I share a very special hatred for Stalin, and an Equally special Hatred for Hitler which was the cause of my Grandfather's time in the US Army Air Corps. (That's the USAF now)