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BigBoss
10-12-2003, 06:56 PM
Just go here and read http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031010/od_nm/odd_gambia_penis_dc
GiMpY-wAnNaBe
10-12-2003, 07:01 PM
Damn penis snatchers, here in canada we ceremonies for that kinda thing, they're called circumcisions:D:D:D:D:D


j/k :D
Vampyr
10-12-2003, 07:05 PM
I can see it now...The West Africa Penis Witch Trials
Dylflon
10-12-2003, 07:22 PM
Damn penis snatchers, here in canada we ceremonies for that kinda thing, they're called circumcisions:D:D:D:D:D


j/k :D

That's a jewish traditions. Not canadian.
GiMpY-wAnNaBe
10-12-2003, 07:25 PM
blah, i know...its just a jo....bah! nevermind!
BigBoss
10-12-2003, 07:26 PM
Hey their are canadians in jews or jews in Canada so therefore they would be in Canada making them the penis snatchers of the jews and Canada.
Dylflon
10-12-2003, 07:27 PM
Hey their are canadians in jews or jews in Canada so therefore they would be in Canada making them the penis snatchers of the jews and Canada.

What are you talking about?
ominub
10-12-2003, 07:33 PM
What are you talking about?
hes calling you a jew
Dylflon
10-12-2003, 07:35 PM
hes calling you a jew

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.

I'm a Scottish/Canadian and proud of it. =-D
Ace195
10-12-2003, 08:37 PM
Yeah yeah yeah.. Jew :P j/k dyflon :)
Happydude
10-12-2003, 10:16 PM
:lol: this is some funny sh*t...and im not just talking about the article!
DimHalo
10-13-2003, 12:54 AM
I can see it now...The West Africa Penis Witch Trials

Sounds like a cheap porn movie. :rofl:
Ace195
10-13-2003, 01:25 AM
Sounds like a cheap porn movie. :rofl:
Cheap porn yay!!
Jewels
10-13-2003, 12:16 PM
hehe,. that was great, i cant believe people actually do that.... well thats one way of keeping the population down
Dylflon
10-13-2003, 12:25 PM
hehe,. that was great, i cant believe people actually do that.... well thats one way of keeping the population down

Uh...in circumsisions they cut off the foreskin. Not the penis itself.
Canyarion
10-13-2003, 01:59 PM
I think she was talking about the article...

What's wrong with jews?
Mechadragon
10-13-2003, 02:25 PM
Cutting off the penis itself is known as castration.

And most everyone has been circumcised.
ominub
10-13-2003, 02:40 PM
What's wrong with jews?

there is nothin wrong with jews... nothin at all =-D
Canyarion
10-13-2003, 06:17 PM
Cutting off the penis itself is known as castration.Actually that's cutting the balls off. If you cut your penis off, you can still.... ehm breed. Just not as comfy. :p
DimHalo
10-13-2003, 06:37 PM
Actually that's cutting the balls off. If you cut your penis off, you can still.... ehm breed. Just not as comfy. :p

Care to give more detail? I can picture test tubes but otherwise ... um :sneaky:
Dylflon
10-13-2003, 08:36 PM
My mom saw this conversation when I was reading it and then she looked at me funny.
Hero2
10-13-2003, 08:42 PM
was the look because of the conversation or because it was you
:)
Dylflon
10-13-2003, 08:42 PM
was the look because of the conversation or because it was you
:)

I...don't...know.
Mechadragon
10-13-2003, 08:46 PM
Look out hes turning into the Hulk!
Ace195
10-13-2003, 08:47 PM
I...don't...know.
It had to be you.. You... you... *runs away in fear of dyflons looks*
Jewels
10-13-2003, 08:49 PM
Uh...in circumsisions they cut off the foreskin. Not the penis itself.

i know..... i was just making a joke from it...

**(i didnt know we couldnt joke here on gt)**
Hero2
10-13-2003, 09:26 PM
thatll teach you to think :)
Ace195
10-13-2003, 09:30 PM
Russian stain buster destroys apartment
Mon Oct 13,10:17 AM ET


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man's imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain from his trousers has destroyed his apartment.



The unnamed Muscovite added a litre of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported on Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.


Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.





Hmm.. >.< *makes a mental note not to try that *
Dylflon
10-14-2003, 02:23 PM
i know..... i was just making a joke from it...

**(i didnt know we couldnt joke here on gt)**

Oh. You can joke. I just didn't understand quite what you were saying and i thought you didn't know what circumcision was.
Mechadragon
10-14-2003, 03:45 PM
Oh. You can joke. I just didn't understand quite what you were saying and i thought you didn't know what circumcision was.
*Shows Dylflon what it is*

Dylflon: EEEK!!!!
DimHalo
10-14-2003, 05:55 PM
*Shows Dylflon what it is*

Dylflon: EEEK!!!!

ooh... that's not cool :Poke:
GiMpY-wAnNaBe
10-14-2003, 10:07 PM
Hmm.. >.< *makes a mental note not to try that *
:rofl: +rep....hahahahahaha
Ace195
10-18-2003, 11:04 AM
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- Note to car thieves: If you must go talk to the police about something, don't show up in a stolen car.

Police say that's just what James Kent did in Bonita Springs this week.

He's in the Lee County Jail this morning because when he went to the Lee County Sheriff's office to report a disturbance he drove there in a stolen car.

The car's owner told police that Kent carjacked a friend who was borrowing the car at knifepoint. The friend of the car owner was able to escape.

Later when Kent showed up to complain about a disturbance, deputies recognized the car as one that had been stolen.

Dear God, why would you drive the stolen car to the police station I would atleast drive another car. Or atleast wait until I painted it.