Drunk people are stupid

[Dylflon]

I had a really crappy night last night. You know why? Because all my stupid friends got drunk.

We're at a friend's house and we go to Roger's Video.

FissionMailed, THRILLHO and two other guys decide to go to this Darrel guy's house to drink. They get drunk out of their minds and THRILLHO goes home but FissionMailed, Darrel and the other guy (Chris) come back 2 hours later piss drunk.

FissionMailed threw up on the road 3 times coming back. But FissionMailed has to go throw up in Brian's (the guy whos house we're at) toilet. Fission is out of it completely. While Darrel is the most annoying drunk I have ever known. He was stumbling around telling everyone what a good guy they are. Then my firend Keith shows up. He was sober thankfully. But Darrel is being so damn annoying. He doesn't shut up when he's drunk. Chris was pretty funny though.

But Brian's mom is coming home soon so he had to get FissionMailed out of there. FissionMailed is convinced he can't leave brian's house.So me and Keith carry him to Keith's house. FissionMailed throws up on the way there and Darrel goes and pees on somebody's front door. Darrel then insists he can help us saying "Naw man. I can help. I know what to do when I'm drunk. I remember everything"

So we get to Keith's and lay FissionMailed down on his couch and he throws up again. So we have to make sure he doesn't throw up and drown in his own puke. Meanwhile Darrel is trying to "help" us. Keith's brother Brody starts playing cards with Darell. He's like "I beat drunk darrel 4 times."

We get tired and Brian, drunk Chris and I go back to Brian's. Brian's brother just came home and Chris is trying to act sober. But the first thing he says when Brian's brother got home was "Wow man! You're ****ing built!"

Chris rambled on about this and that and he starts talknig to girls on msn and asking them whether or not they'd have sex with him.

I didn't get to sleep till really early in the morning. But, that was my Saturday night.

It turns out they all had shots of vodka and some other crap and then rum. FissionMailed drank too much. Him and THRILLHO had like 5-6 shots and then FissionMailed swigged some rum.

Drunk people are stupid.

[ZebraRampage]

What an amusing night you had. It must have been a bitch.

[DeathsHand]

Drunk people can't be stupid because drunk people are cool and cool people aren't stupid everybody should drink so they can be cool and be accepted by all the cool people they know.

[Joeiss]

5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.

[DeathsHand]

5-6 shots of vodka? Not bad. My record is 8 in 26 minutes. I puked that night as well.

Drinking is fun, just as long as you control it. And a word of advice for next time, you should get drunk too. It will make the night much more enjoyable.

Oh, and get some bitches involved too. They are always fun.

That post is a joke right?

[Storm Eagle]

That post is a joke right?

I'd sure hope yours was as well.

[Happydude]

lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story :p

[DeathsHand]

I'd sure hope yours was as well.

My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...

[Hero2]

drunk people scare me.

[Dylflon]

lol...i dunno...sounds to me like a hell of a night...i was laughin my ass off just readin the story :p

I'm not saying it wasn't interesting. I just feel I won't be able to laugh about it until I get some sleep.

[Kitana85]

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?

[Joeiss]

That post is a joke right?


No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.

My first post was sarcasm... But Joeiss said he had 8 shots of vodka in 26 minutes (and actually kept track of the record), and then in the same post he said 'drinking is fun as long as you control it'...

Then he says "And get some bitches involved too"...... Bitches? Come on...

That night was not fun, because I over drank. But I usually do control my drinking (about 8 or 9 beers), which lets me have an enjoyable night without making a complete ass of myself.

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?

Advice: Drink beer. The morning after if MUCH better compared to drinking hard drinks or mixed crap.

And no, I was not refering to girls in general as bitches. I refer to the slutty ones as bitches. They might make the night more enjoyable for a guy in Dylflon's situation.

[DeathsHand]

No, that was not a joke. But there might be some misinformation there. You see, I was using a faulty clock, so the timing might be off.

Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up

[Stonecutter]

Drinking is fun... but once you get drunk, its not worth it.. I like some mixed drinks, but truth be told, the morning after is not worth it, and personally, I can tell I'm not in control.
Your friends should be careful... oh and
NEVER refer to girls as bitches again.. conprende?
Ok, then we'll get some hos.

[Jason1]

Ah yes, that must be it. Thanks for clearing that up


LMFAO!!!!!!!

:rofl:


Ive only drank like 4 times in my life, and only once to the point where I would consider myself ''Drunk'' I didnt throw up though...which was nice...

[Joeiss]

Ok, then we'll get some hos.

LMFAO!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Ive only drank like 50 times in my life, and only 45 times to the point where I would consider myself ''Drunk''. I did throw up on 3 occasions though...which was not nice...

[The Germanator]

I've never really been drunk. The closest I came is when my bandmates and I got a couple of boxes of wine in Nashville and I had a couple glasses and I felt a bit woozy....I didn't really like that feeling all that much, so I haven't had any alky for about 2.5 months I guess. I'm not realy opposed to drinking, but I've had bad/annoying experiences with drunk people, so I'm not going to be a hypocrite and do the same thing myself.

[Crono]

I usually drink on the weekend when I'm by myself at the computer. Not enough to get drunk though. But sometimes when I go to camp, I end up wasted because there's nothing else to do there. All I do is sit in front of the fire and drink, if I'm not out fishing (and we even drink in the boat... that doesn't sound safe, but meh).

I don't mind beer. I only drink it at camp, I mainly like hard liqour (which is the stuff I drink at home, because my Mom has a liqour cupboard thing with like 15 different bottles).

But, in my entire life I've only been really drunk a few times. Other than I'm usually just buzzed.

[DeathsHand]

And no, I was not refering to girls in general as bitches. I refer to the slutty ones as bitches. They might make the night more enjoyable for a guy in Dylflon's situation.

oooooohhhhh ok, well as long as you're just using girls for sexual pleasure... At least you're not doing something degrading like calling all girls bitches...

[Vampyr]

I have drank alcohol twice in my life.

I drank a fruit cocktail once, and a martini once. I loved the taste, but it wasnt enough to have any effect on me whatsoever.

[manasecret]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Ive only drank like 50 times in my life, and only 45 times to the point where I would consider myself ''Drunk''. I did throw up on 3 occasions though...which was not nice...


Classic. :D

I agree, beer is the way to go. To me relaxing with friends and a couple cases is a great time. Especially some weeks when classes and bitches are punching you in the balls non-stop.

Anyway, I go out and drink with friends three or four times a week. I control my drinking pretty well, so I have a lot of fun but I rarely throw up.

[Joeiss]

3 or 4 times a week? Is that just like out to the bar and have like 2 or 3 drinks? Or are you talking about getting drunk 3 or 4 times a week?

[Professor S]

I had a really crappy night last night. You know why? Because all my stupid friends got drunk.

We're at a friend's house and we go to Roger's Video.

FissionMailed, THRILLHO and two other guys decide to go to this Darrel guy's house to drink. They get drunk out of their minds and THRILLHO goes home but FissionMailed, Darrel and the other guy (Chris) come back 2 hours later piss drunk.

FissionMailed threw up on the road 3 times coming back. But FissionMailed has to go throw up in Brian's (the guy whos house we're at) toilet. Fission is out of it completely. While Darrel is the most annoying drunk I have ever known. He was stumbling around telling everyone what a good guy they are. Then my firend Keith shows up. He was sober thankfully. But Darrel is being so damn annoying. He doesn't shut up when he's drunk. Chris was pretty funny though.

But Brian's mom is coming home soon so he had to get FissionMailed out of there. FissionMailed is convinced he can't leave brian's house.So me and Keith carry him to Keith's house. FissionMailed throws up on the way there and Darrel goes and pees on somebody's front door. Darrel then insists he can help us saying "Naw man. I can help. I know what to do when I'm drunk. I remember everything"

So we get to Keith's and lay FissionMailed down on his couch and he throws up again. So we have to make sure he doesn't throw up and drown in his own puke. Meanwhile Darrel is trying to "help" us. Keith's brother Brody starts playing cards with Darell. He's like "I beat drunk darrel 4 times."

We get tired and Brian, drunk Chris and I go back to Brian's. Brian's brother just came home and Chris is trying to act sober. But the first thing he says when Brian's brother got home was "Wow man! You're ****ing built!"

Chris rambled on about this and that and he starts talknig to girls on msn and asking them whether or not they'd have sex with him.

I didn't get to sleep till really early in the morning. But, that was my Saturday night.

It turns out they all had shots of vodka and some other crap and then rum. FissionMailed drank too much. Him and THRILLHO had like 5-6 shots and then FissionMailed swigged some rum.

Drunk people are stupid.

I guessing by your post that you're all teen-agers? Listen, everyone has that one big mistake with hard liquor. This is because you never feel the effects until later and then it hits you all at once. Chalk it up to a learning experience.

Me? The most I ever drank was a 12 pack of Corona and half a bottle of Yaeger and then went out and partied all night ingesting I don't know how many more beers. But then again I was 21 and at the peak of my drinking powers in College. Now I'm 26 and get hangovers that would kill an elderly man when just having 6-8 beers.

My advice is to drink when you're in High School... I know what you're saying. "WHAT????" The reason is simple: When you are in college you will most likely drink. If not in the beginning, then you will eventually, and when you are in college you are much more likely to be stupid about it and enroll in CrazyGoNuts University. I seen way too many freshman that drank themselves blue, literally blue in color, with hard liquor. I've also made too many ambulance calls because of it. Those that drank in High School like myself had a much easier time and knew how to control themselves in most cases*.

Do this: Your senior year, three times a week for two weeks do one shot of vodka besides any marties you might attend and drink beer. ONLY DRINK BEER AT PARTIES. Liquor will lead to moments you will regret later and possible hospitalization at your age. The next 2 weeks, do two shots. Then then do 3 shots for a month. Continue until you reach 5 shots and by then you will be graduating. Continue with 5 shoys a night for 2 nights a week until frshamn year starts. Then you will be ready for year one. Don't worry about your liver, as if you give it rest it will be fine. Don't worry about drinking alone, as you are in training and not actually drinking for enjoyment.

Listen, drinking can be a lot of fun when added to a social situation. There is no doubting this. Just be smart and have fun.

*Yeah, I had some stupid nights, but those are the ones people still tell stories about. :D

[Rndm_Perfection]

Me? Haven't had a drink and don't plan on having one in the near future. But, y'know... things can change. And no, I'm not talking about freakin' peer pressure... that's for pansies... PANSIES!! *shakes a stick*

Anywho, yep... clean for now.

[Dylflon]

Lol. Leave it to The Strangler to encourage underage drinking.

j/k

[bobcat]

stupid people give drunk people a bad name.

:unsure:

[Dyne]

I ****ing hate Darrel. I punched him in the mouth two or three times in middle school. He's a penis even if he's not drunk.

Wonder why I was this weekend? I was looking at PUPPIES. That's what a good weekend is.

[Joeiss]

I am all about the peer pressure. Like really, if you aren't a DD, and you go to a party, you better be drinking. Or else I will come along and force you into a keg stand and/or a nice funnel chug... hehehe..

[manasecret]

3 or 4 times a week? Is that just like out to the bar and have like 2 or 3 drinks? Or are you talking about getting drunk 3 or 4 times a week?

Little of both I guess. It depends on how much beer I have in the fridge at the time and the special of the day at whatever bar we go to.

[DeathsHand]

I am all about the peer pressure. Like really, if you aren't a DD, and you go to a party, you better be drinking. Or else I will come along and force you into a keg stand and/or a nice funnel chug... hehehe..

That's a joke, right?

:sneaky:

[Jason1]

That's a joke, right?

:sneaky:


I cant tell anymore... :distress:

[Joeiss]

I cant tell anymore... :distress:


Excellent. My goal has been accomplished.

[Joeiss]

I cant tell anymore... :distress:

Excellent. My goal has been accomplished.

[Jason1]

Excellent. My goal has been accomplished.


I heard you the first time...

:sneaky:

[GameMaster]

Can someone find that thread that was made a while back about a girl who was with her boyfriend and he was drunk and got in a car accident. He escaped the car but she didn't and she was terribly disfigured and burned as a result of being trapped.

[Ace195]

oooooohhhhh ok, well as long as you're just using girls for sexual pleasure... At least you're not doing something degrading like calling all girls bitches...

:rofl:

Hmm I think I wouldn't want joeiss anywhere near my girlfriends college or else i might have to go up there again. Thank god you don't live near me. No offense :) :camfu:

[Ginkasa]

Can someone find that thread that was made a while back about a girl who was with her boyfriend and he was drunk and got in a car accident. He escaped the car but she didn't and she was terribly disfigured and burned as a result of being trapped.


http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4575



*shrugs and walks away*

[Seth]

That's one of the reasons I choose not to drink.

[Mushlafa]

ok nobody here encouraged drinking and driving.. obviously if your gonna be drinking you dont drive but what joeiss is sayin if your not a DD then why not drink :unsure:

Me myself ive never been drunk and i feel almost embaressed about it.. I drink a little bit at home but a glass of wine certainly doesnt count at dinner everyday. I've had a couple shots of vodka and what not and some exotic **** in hawaii which was really good actually but didnt drink enough to feel anything.

:unsure: joeiss you prefer to be drunk or high? :unsure:

[DeathsHand]

Me myself ive never been drunk and i feel almost embaressed about it..

Because teens and 20 somethings are all about drinking and partying and if you don't do it then you get signals that you're a stupid wuss by people who think they're all that when they're not (and you're not a stupid wuss)

And because lots of teens don't like feeling like a wuss (even though most people who drink probably don't care wether or not someone else drinks, and not everybody drinks, so they're basing it on probably a fairly small percentage of people) they go "Wah mommy why are the dumbasses who are calling me names not nice to me? I think I'll start drinking so the dumbasses that don't like me will like me and I'll be happy"...

My friend knew this guy that picked on him that he knew smoked weed... So eventually when my friend started smoking weed, the guy was bugging him one day and my friend said "I smoke weed" and the guy is all of a sudden like ooo cool come hang out with me... And so he did...

Question: Why would you wanna be friends with an asshole that picks on you in the first place?

[GameMaster]

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4575



*shrugs and walks away*

Rats, the links don't work anymore. Thanks anyways, +rep.

[DimHalo]

Rats, the links don't work anymore. Thanks anyways, +rep.
the second link worked fine for me

[Dylflon]

I don't drink for one specific reason. I feel it's my duty to keep my friends who drink from doing really stupid ****.

If I was drunk and they say for example wanted to go driving; I'd be too drunk to stop them.

[Joeiss]

Mush, I prefer to be drunk.. But it is much easier and cheaper to get high (unless you buy a dirty 40... ewww).


And DH, I am just wondering, have you ever gotten drunk at a party with lots of people around?

[DeathsHand]

And DH, I am just wondering, have you ever gotten drunk at a party with lots of people around?

No, but I don't see the point. The people I know that go to parties aren't as nice or fun as my friends I normally hang out with who don't in the first place, and I have a jolly good time with my friends without any substances so why should I go to parties and drink and the like?

I guess as you grow older you can't have a nice time anymore without the help of alcohol?

[Joeiss]

Give it a try. Grab a couple 24's for you and your buddies... Then you'll most likely have a much better time.

Oh wait, but smoking weed is your thing, right? So stick with that if you want.

[DeathsHand]

Oh wait, but smoking weed is your thing, right? So stick with that if you want.

No, because the last time I did that was over a year ago, and I don't plan on doing it anymore because the people I know who do it aren't as nice and fun to be around as my friends who don't... Because they're the same people who drink and go to parties...

[DimHalo]

I guess as you grow older you can't have a nice time anymore without the help of alcohol?

i am getting older and i can still have an awesome time without the help of alcohol. ever heard of a game called Pit anyone?

[Rndm_Perfection]

ever heard of a game called Pit anyone?

No, but maybe I'm interested.

[Stonecutter]

i am getting older and i can still have an awesome time without the help of alcohol. ever heard of a game called Pit anyone?
WOOOO!

Pit Rules.



TWO TWO TWO TWO I NEED TWO!

[DimHalo]

WOOOO!

Pit Rules.



TWO TWO TWO TWO I NEED TWO!

Dude that game is great! I'm glad someone else knows about it.