Professor S
09-07-2003, 12:52 PM
I saw this on another board, and I had to post it. Its the funniest flame I've ever seen:
Larry, I have a suggestion for you. It amounts to the same thing that Cyclops said, but I prefer to be a little more...well, I call it eloquent, but you may think it's verbose.
Anyway, here's what want you to do: Find two pieces of your favorite bread material. A roll, sliced white bread, two torn hunks of marble rye...whatever you want.
Then get your favorite condiment. Some say mayo, some like ketchup, others prefer a chipotle reduction sauce with toasted sesame and cracked peppercorns. The choice, once again, is yours.
You may now decide on additions to your sandwich, like tomato, or cheese. I suggest a nice, thinly-sliced sharp cheddar, it will enhance the flavor.
After you have assembled all of these ingredients, you'll notice you're missing something: a main ingredient. Here's what you do. Come over here, unzip my pants, take out my penis, slap it between the two pieces of bread and consume the meat that is me.
With a mouth full of c**k sandwich, it's to be hoped that you'll just shut the f**k up.
Pure genius :D
Larry, I have a suggestion for you. It amounts to the same thing that Cyclops said, but I prefer to be a little more...well, I call it eloquent, but you may think it's verbose.
Anyway, here's what want you to do: Find two pieces of your favorite bread material. A roll, sliced white bread, two torn hunks of marble rye...whatever you want.
Then get your favorite condiment. Some say mayo, some like ketchup, others prefer a chipotle reduction sauce with toasted sesame and cracked peppercorns. The choice, once again, is yours.
You may now decide on additions to your sandwich, like tomato, or cheese. I suggest a nice, thinly-sliced sharp cheddar, it will enhance the flavor.
After you have assembled all of these ingredients, you'll notice you're missing something: a main ingredient. Here's what you do. Come over here, unzip my pants, take out my penis, slap it between the two pieces of bread and consume the meat that is me.
With a mouth full of c**k sandwich, it's to be hoped that you'll just shut the f**k up.
Pure genius :D