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Hero2
08-27-2003, 06:07 PM
I just read about nintendos new system, the nfive. nintendos back 9in the game. there are no controller ports, all the controllerare wireless, its supports upto 8 controllers. runs dvd games,finally nintendo plays dvds,
has ethernet and usb ports. a slot drive in the front. they accept high capacity memory storage(ie panasonic SD cards) and a built in gameboy player. And dit looks cool too
(I only worte this because i know jonbos not here for a while)
GameMaster
08-27-2003, 06:20 PM
*cough* picture *cough*
*cough* proof *couigh*
Hero2
08-27-2003, 06:25 PM
*cough* picture *cough*
*cough* proof *couigh*
I read about it in GMR mag and im at work so I cant scan the image...
nevermind i just read the article more and its says gmrs vison of the future...oohhh well its still sounds cool.
Stonecutter
08-27-2003, 09:24 PM
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real ****ing asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear ****ing weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh
[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it!
Ginkasa
08-27-2003, 09:29 PM
Umm...Riiiggghhht.... :hmm:
*shrugs and walks away*
GameMaster
08-27-2003, 09:31 PM
I temporarily suspending your posting rights until further notice.
That'll teach you to fight (or sing for that matter) against the system. :p
Stonecutter
08-27-2003, 11:36 PM
suspend this.
Dylflon
08-28-2003, 12:11 AM
I love the asshole song.
Maybe in the sub cockle area. We don't know.
Hero2
08-28-2003, 12:41 AM
I love the asshole song.
Maybe in the sub cockle area. We don't know.
I like adam sanders "goat song"-on the cd "whats your name" and the his string of beatings on his first cd "there all going to laugh at you" those are funny cds
The Germanator
08-28-2003, 01:46 AM
Ah Denis Leary, Lock 'n Load or whatever it's called is one of the best comedy CD's ever. The comedy central roast of him was pretty good too. +rep to SC
bobcat
08-28-2003, 07:04 AM
VERY SIGNIFICANT Question:-
Does the N5 come with Alex Kidd In Miracle World built in?
VERY SIGNIFICANT Question:-
Does the N5 come with Alex Kidd In Miracle World built in?
Yes. It also has Super Luigi Moonshine as well.
TheGame
08-28-2003, 12:42 PM
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