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BlueFire
07-15-2003, 04:32 PM
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%5E13762,00.html
Stonecutter
07-15-2003, 04:55 PM
I'm guessing fark.com?
Ginkasa
07-15-2003, 05:25 PM
:eek3:

Ugh.... Ow...


*shudders*


*shrugs and walks away....protectively holding himself*
The Germanator
07-15-2003, 05:26 PM
tasty...:drool:
Bond
07-15-2003, 05:40 PM
:Puke:
GameMaster
07-15-2003, 05:54 PM
I wonder how he ate it?

Didi he just slice a little at a time with a knife? Did he swallow it whole? Did he suck on it for a little bit? It must hurt now. :unsure:
Joeiss
07-15-2003, 06:07 PM
Gamemaster you are a sick person.


:wtf:
bobcat
07-15-2003, 06:12 PM
:shakehead
Blade Runner
07-15-2003, 06:45 PM
I hate it when that happens...
ZebraRampage
07-15-2003, 07:19 PM
I almost regret reading that.....that was very painful and disgusting. I'm going to go hid in my cage now and try to forget abuot what I just read.
Happydude
07-15-2003, 11:36 PM
:eek3:

:rofl:

HAHAHAHAHA...that was funny!!!!!


im sorry...but anyone stupid enough to take pills that make you halucinate and eat your own penis deserves to be laughed at!
Dyne
07-16-2003, 01:14 AM
This is what I think of humankind.

;_;
GameMaster
07-16-2003, 02:10 AM
I agree, the human race amounts to nothing more than two semi-colons and an underscore.

;)
Jewels
07-16-2003, 02:16 AM
that poor deranged guy..... what a retard, well I GUESS THERE WILL BE NO MORE :hump: FOR HIM, hehe!
Mechadragon
07-17-2003, 07:00 AM
Hah, and I thought John Wayne Bobbit had it bad. :unsure:
Dyne
07-18-2003, 01:43 AM
I agree, the human race amounts to nothing more than two semi-colons and an underscore.

;)

You're damned right!
Dylflon
07-18-2003, 04:43 AM
He's a true hero. He deserves to be recognized for insuring the survival of our species by eliminating himself from the gene pool. Hats off to you my penisless friend.
FissionMailed
07-19-2003, 04:29 AM
I wish that the rest of the morons of the world would follow in this great man's footsteps, he deserves a plaque for his great service to mankind
Dylflon
07-20-2003, 03:49 PM
We should submit this story to the Darwin Awards. His amazing actions can be immortalized.
Happydude
07-20-2003, 04:07 PM
We should submit this story to the Darwin Awards. His amazing actions can be immortalized.
agreed.
CrOnO_LiNk
07-21-2003, 12:45 AM
The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch

Oh God... That just makes me sick. :Puke:
thatmariolover
07-21-2003, 01:23 AM
This reminds me of a dream I had a long while ago.

All of my gaming buddies threatened to leave me if I didn't cut my body in half and grow Yoshi eggs in my stomach. They had all done it and they wouldn't let me hang with them if I didn't do the same.

So I cut my body in half and grew Yoshi eggs in my stomach. But when I went to the doctor he said he couldn't sew me back together, and that's when I woke up....

I'm not even kidding. That's a dream I really had....
Happydude
07-21-2003, 01:35 AM
This reminds me of a dream I had a long while ago.

All of my gaming buddies threatened to leave me if I didn't cut my body in half and grow Yoshi eggs in my stomach. They had all done it and they wouldn't let me hang with them if I didn't do the same.

So I cut my body in half and grew Yoshi eggs in my stomach. But when I went to the doctor he said he couldn't sew me back together, and that's when I woke up....

I'm not even kidding. That's a dream I really had....
:rofl:

LMAO!!! thats so funny!!!!

my most funniest dream was when i was about 11 years old or so, and i was in a classroom full of people, mostly girls...anyhoo, the first 5-10 minutes was ok, then all of a sudden, my pants and underwear dissapear, so i was standing in the middle of a classromm bottom-less and everyone was laughing at me...yup...stupid crazy dreams.
Vampyr
07-21-2003, 03:35 PM
That is sick.

But its interesting the way nature has a way of eliminating the stupid retards like him.

For example, us humans sole purpose, originally, was just like every other creatures biological purpose. Be born, grow up strong, and reproduce. Any human who doesnt dies and doesnt mate thus cuts off his genes from ever passing on to another human. There fore the chances of another human of not mating like that guy did reduces slightly.

As in this case, this guy was a moron. He took pills and and cut off penis. Well, by doing so, this guy cut off, his genes from the rest of humanity (pun intended). So therefore no other himan will ever get this guys whacked DNA (pun intended).