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BreakABone
04-12-2003, 08:39 PM
Well atleast to me...

Asthmatic man dies while watching porn

MANILA: A 40-year-old man died from a severe asthma attack while watching a pornographic film inside his room in the Philippine capital, a police report said yesterday.

The report said Ramon Tan was found dead on Thursday by his co-workers inside his room in the suburban city of Marikina.

“Tan's co-workers got alarmed when the victim failed to open the door of his room despite their repeated knocks,” it said. “One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.”

The report said a pornographic film was still playing on the victim's video compact disc player

And I won't even question what was meant by this line...
“One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.”

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2003/4/12/asia/deadcock&sec=asia

CrOnO_LiNk
04-12-2003, 08:48 PM
Laughing my ass off!!!!

That's hillarious, porn giving someone a heart attack...

The Germanator
04-12-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by CrOnO_LiNk
Laughing my ass off!!!!

That's hillarious, porn giving someone a heart attack...

Um...it was an asthma attack, not a heart attack.

CrOnO_LiNk
04-12-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by The Germanator
Um...it was an asthma attack, not a heart attack.

Oh... then that kind of does suck... Sorry, mis read accidently.

Heh.... what a bad way to die. So embarrassing...

Happydude
04-13-2003, 12:04 AM
lol...poor guy...40 years old...

GameKinG
04-13-2003, 12:54 AM
Well, I think all "stiff" sensations would be lost when he died... ;)

bobcat
04-13-2003, 01:11 AM
That's pretty embarrasing.

Imagine at the funeral with the Eulogy(sp?)

Well he was such an inspiring man. Never said a bad thing about anybody, always full of joy, and the porn....well he loved his porn.

GameMaster
04-13-2003, 01:30 AM
I wonder how he was positioned?

Yoda9864
04-13-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by CrOnO_LiNk
So embarrassing...
Well, can't be too embarrassing for him, he's dead :D

Jewels
04-13-2003, 03:18 AM
lol that was funny and yet probably embarrasing and an asthma attack hehe

Mechadragon
04-13-2003, 03:42 AM
One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.
I'll just pretend they mean rigormortis.

GamingWorldJoe
04-13-2003, 12:21 PM
lol... that sucks.

CrOnO_LiNk
04-13-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Yoda9864
Well, can't be too embarrassing for him, he's dead :D

Yeah.... But imagine his grave, what will it say? "I was watching teh pr0n, and I got teh died!"

... :unsure: Honestly, I am laughing, but I feel bad at the same time.

DamnRaccoons
04-14-2003, 11:13 PM
*Hands out "Greatest Title for a Topic" award to BreakABone*

Shadow_Link
04-15-2003, 11:30 AM
Funnie?

Rndm_Perfection
04-15-2003, 08:22 PM
Well... 40, asthma problems, and watching porn off in a ... "roofless" house, I'd assume he died at one of his happier moments.