Cyrax9
02-18-2003, 01:16 AM
Thisis for ALL of you who have been behind the annoying SUV, Minivan, or other random driver who has his or her ear plastered to a cell-phone, usually doing everything BUT driving! If you live in New Jersey (ANY PART of NEW JERSEY), New York City, Washington D. C., Los Angeles, Miami, Michigan or Boston you can probably appreciate this more, but for the peerson stuck behing Mr. or Mrs. SUV this is a song I'll think you'll enjoy!
Sung by Ray Stevens: HANG UP AND DRIVE:
He had a cheeseburger in one hand,
French fries propped up on his seat
A nice cold cola in his cup-holder
and to make the scene complete:
He was searching for a pen and paper,
to make a note of things to take home,
still he might have missed that concrete truck,
but he was talkin' on his mobile phone!
*Chorus*
Hang up and drive.
You're drivin' me crazy.
Put down that phone, put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive.
You're drivin' me crazy.
Hey, that ain't no phone booth son, it's your automobile!
She had that vanity mirror,
down in her face,
messing with her hair,
in her high-rise 4-Wheel Drive;
sitting way up in the air.
She just put on her make-up,
plugged her curling iron into the dash,
but when she tried to dial her mobile phone,
well that's when she heard the crash!
Hang up and drive (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Put down that phone, put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive, (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Hey that ain't no phone booth honey,
that's your automobile!
Well you've seen them out there,
pretty scary,
every Tom, Dick, Jane and Mary;
driving with a phone stuck in their ear.
Laughin',
Cryin',
Yellin',
Talkin',
those same folks can't chew gum while they're walkin';
what makes 'um think they can talk on a phone and steer?
Hang up and drive (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Hey, Put down that phone,
put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive, (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
That ain't no phone booth,
it's your automobile! (That's your automobile)...
I said that ain't no phone booth,
it's your automobile (hang up and drive)!
This song can be found alongside the Track "Osama Yo! mama" which is on the CD aptly titled, "Osama Yo! Mama", with ray Stevens face on the "I want you!" poster for the US ARMY as Uncle Sam. With that said, please feel free to add anythig you wish about the Cell-Phone drivers, especially the one's who don't know what the BRAKES are and enjoy passing on the wrong side of the road with a phone glued to their ear.
Also who here is guilty fo being a Cell-Phone driver?
I'm not, namelyebcause don't OWN a Cell-Phone but I know people who do, and I know people who I want to kill for driving with them on.
Now then, HANG UP AND DRIVE!
Sung by Ray Stevens: HANG UP AND DRIVE:
He had a cheeseburger in one hand,
French fries propped up on his seat
A nice cold cola in his cup-holder
and to make the scene complete:
He was searching for a pen and paper,
to make a note of things to take home,
still he might have missed that concrete truck,
but he was talkin' on his mobile phone!
*Chorus*
Hang up and drive.
You're drivin' me crazy.
Put down that phone, put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive.
You're drivin' me crazy.
Hey, that ain't no phone booth son, it's your automobile!
She had that vanity mirror,
down in her face,
messing with her hair,
in her high-rise 4-Wheel Drive;
sitting way up in the air.
She just put on her make-up,
plugged her curling iron into the dash,
but when she tried to dial her mobile phone,
well that's when she heard the crash!
Hang up and drive (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Put down that phone, put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive, (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Hey that ain't no phone booth honey,
that's your automobile!
Well you've seen them out there,
pretty scary,
every Tom, Dick, Jane and Mary;
driving with a phone stuck in their ear.
Laughin',
Cryin',
Yellin',
Talkin',
those same folks can't chew gum while they're walkin';
what makes 'um think they can talk on a phone and steer?
Hang up and drive (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
Hey, Put down that phone,
put both hands on your steerin' wheel.
Hang up and drive, (drive).
You're drivin' me crazy (crazy).
That ain't no phone booth,
it's your automobile! (That's your automobile)...
I said that ain't no phone booth,
it's your automobile (hang up and drive)!
This song can be found alongside the Track "Osama Yo! mama" which is on the CD aptly titled, "Osama Yo! Mama", with ray Stevens face on the "I want you!" poster for the US ARMY as Uncle Sam. With that said, please feel free to add anythig you wish about the Cell-Phone drivers, especially the one's who don't know what the BRAKES are and enjoy passing on the wrong side of the road with a phone glued to their ear.
Also who here is guilty fo being a Cell-Phone driver?
I'm not, namelyebcause don't OWN a Cell-Phone but I know people who do, and I know people who I want to kill for driving with them on.
Now then, HANG UP AND DRIVE!