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GameMaster
01-29-2003, 12:11 AM
Sent to me in an e-mail...

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MATH PROBLEM

This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %
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Is this not true? :D

GameKinG
01-29-2003, 12:31 AM
You can go wrong with math...

Dyne
01-29-2003, 12:57 AM
Lol. That's kind of lame. Somebody had too much time on their hands. :D

Happydude
01-29-2003, 09:51 AM
lol...that's pretty funny...hmm...asskissing, eh? never tried it...never want to try it either, but i like the bull**** part :D