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GiMpY-wAnNaBe
12-02-2002, 08:12 PM
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?

see if you can say it 5 times very fast :D:D:D:D

Perfect Stu
12-02-2002, 10:16 PM
Listen to "Who's on first?" by Abbott and Costello

jeepnut
12-03-2002, 12:16 PM
My dad has an old poster with the Abbott and Costello act on it. Quite funny.

Doctor Zhivago
12-04-2002, 07:07 PM
It's weird, but I actually found that joke to be quite funny. It's much funnier than Abbot and Costello's (I never liked them much). Though I don't think that Hu is a Chinese name. And I don't think that Hu is the leader of China.....

Angrist
12-05-2002, 10:09 AM
No, he's the NEW leader of China... :sneaky: :rolleyes:

Quite funny. :D

In Holland we have a joke that goes like this:

How long is a Chinese.

But in Dutch it sounds better:

Hu lang is a Chinese.

Ehm yeah whatever. :rolleyes:

jshrimp3
12-05-2002, 01:58 PM
yeah i got that in an email, funny.

Xantar
12-05-2002, 02:32 PM
It's been posted on this forum before.

I even made a post comparing it to "Who's on First?" and all I got was a confused smiley in response. :(

Dragon-Fly
12-05-2002, 08:35 PM
UHHH, Very similar to "Who's on first"
It wasn't bad, But "Who's on first" is funnier.