If you're happy and you know it...

[Shadow_Link]

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
Though our ignorance is showing!
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

By the way, I didn't make this up :D.

[Bond]

Is this more of your sick European humor?

[gekko]

It's British anti-Bush humour (get the spelling right for them :p).

[GameMaster]

Nice find Shadow Link :lol:

[Mushlafa]

I actually thought it was pretty good :unsure:

[Happydude]

it was funny...but not HA-HA funny :unsure:

[BlueFire]

I didn't find it funny...

Maybe I should sing it? :p

[Jewels]

i acutally thought it was pretty good also lol

[Shadow_Link]

Originally posted by Bond
Is this more of your sick European humor?

:rolleyes:

First off all, I didn't think it up. Secondly, I thought I would post it up just to see what you lot thought about it. Did you see me laugh anywhere in the post? No.

Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush Bond?

[Happydude]

Originally posted by Shadow_Link
:rolleyes:

First off all, I didn't think it up. Secondly, I thought I would post it up just to see what you lot thought about it. Did you see me laugh anywhere in the post? No.

Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush Bond?


whats a bush bond?:confused:

[Joeiss]

He forgot the comma... lol.....

It should be: "Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush, Bond? "


And I thought that it was quite funny, and true.

[bobcat]

Originally posted by happydude666
whats a bush bond?:confused: :lol:

[Shadow_Link]

Here are some pictures...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/taliwars.jpg

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_sixthsense.jpg

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_pope.jpg

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_castaway.jpg

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/turbanator.jpg

I reckon most of you have already seen these, but for those who haven't.

[Bond]

Well, those pictures are almost as funny as your Bush Bond.

Let me guess... do you have any insulting images of your leader?

[Shadow_Link]

Originally posted by Bond
Well, those pictures are almost as funny as your Bush Bond.

Let me guess... do you have any insulting images of your leader?

... This is rather funny. I couldn't give a rats arse about Tony Blair. I certainly wouldn't be all hung about certain jokes and pictures of him like you are about Bush. To me, Blair is Bush's lap dog.

And you think Bush Bond was a joke? Man, you certainly do look into things to deeply. Read Joeiss's post.

[Perfect Stu]

wow...you have no clue as to why he might find those pictures and song offensive?

[Shadow_Link]

Originally posted by Perfect Stu
wow...you have no clue as to why he might find those pictures and song offensive?

Actually, I don't. But if people do find it too offensive, then I guess one of the mods should lock it.

But could you tell me the reasons as to why some of you feel offended by something which in all seriousness, isn't really that serious. (I'm not kidding, I'd like to know).

[Jason1]

If you find those offensive, you have something wrong with you, or you have been living under a log for the past 2 years.

Its all in fun...you cant take that stuff seirously...

[Doctor Zhivago]

Bond, earlier Shadow_Link said to rather than too. You forgot to make fun of him. Perhaps you were unable to catch his error because you do the same thing yourself. Meh.

[Bond]

Originally posted by Shadow_Link
And you think Bush Bond was a joke? Man, you certainly do look into things to deeply. Read Joeiss's post.
It was sarcasm.

Bond, earlier Shadow_Link said to rather than too. You forgot to make fun of him. Perhaps you were unable to catch his error because you do the same thing yourself. Meh.
Why would I make fun of him for that? It's not like I hate Shadow_Link, but I do find it disrespectful of him to post these images, considering it is quite a serious issue.

My grammar is horrible, I've openly said that millions of times. I'm not going to get on someone for something I know that I have done. Maybe you should fight your own fights... Doctor.

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by Shadow_Link
Actually, I don't. But if people do find it too offensive, then I guess one of the mods should lock it.

But could you tell me the reasons as to why some of you feel offended by something which in all seriousness, isn't really that serious. (I'm not kidding, I'd like to know).

I don't find any of that offensive...but I can see why a patriotic American could...

[Doctor Zhivago]

I honestly don't think that this is worth caring about. I can only care about a certain amount of things each day, so I sure won't waste any of my CP (caring points) on a dumb song. Wait, what the hell am I talking about?! Eh, it hardly matters. Anyway, Bond, judging by your tone, I guess you've never seen/read/heard of Doctor Zhivago. Too bad for you. Good movie. Good book. Good thing to have heard of.