Flame Warriors

[jeepnut]

Hey guys. I found this page with many caracatures and explanations of various online personalities and it's a funny read.

Here is the link:Flame Warriors (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html)

Anyway, go there and read up on the various types. Then, return here and if the mood strikes you, post the names of GT members whom you think fit one of the personalities. You may do as many or as few as you like. And remember, it's just for fun. :D

[BlueFire]

GameMaster

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Perv.jpg


Oh yes, that's a monkey spanker....



:rolleyes:

[GameMaster]

This is Xantar

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/KungFu.jpg

Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

[Joeiss]

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Acne.jpg


Acne constantly whines about how, like, life the universe and everything really sucks and stuff. Usually a middle class teenager with an allowance, unlimited access to a computer and WAY too much time on his hands. Acne's vague existential arguments about the meaningless of life and emptiness of existence are culled from the lyrics of the 20 gigs of MP3s he has squirreled away on his hard drive. It's useless to talk to Acne because there's no point, is there?




DH, lol.

[Dyne]

It's-a me!

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Admin.jpg

Admin is the janitor, the cop, the mayor, the judge and sometimes even the forum doctor who tends to Warriors injured in battle - in other words, Nanny on steroids. Because he runs the forum and sets the rules Admin has the power to pull the plug on any Warrior who gets a little too frisky. Sometimes his efforts are appreciated, but like any authority figure he is also resented - especially by Jerk, Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur, Ego, Rebel Without a Clue, Yuk Yuk, Troller, and other Warriors who would like to turn the forum into their personal playground. Most Admins are generally fair and even handed, but the adage that absolute power corrupts absolutely is as true on the internet as it is anywhere else, and it is a rare Admin who can resist bringing the hammer down if seriously pressed by a determined foe. Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around him, and more often than not Admin's enemies will be driven off without him ever having to brandish his ax. CAUTION: Admin is the most powerful of all Warriors and drawing him into direct battle invites almost certain defeat. Rebel Leader does pose a limited threat to Admin's power by fomenting a revolt and causing forum members to jump ship.

[Perfect Stu]

Angrist

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Target.jpg

:lol:

jk

or am I? :sneaky:

[Bond]

It's Justin!

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/BigDog.jpg

Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry.

Of course I didn't mean that Justin. :)

[Jason1]

Wow...its like that one was made by DH himself as a description of himself.

Joiess

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Xeno.jpg

Xenophobe is usually a long-term discussion forum participant and he thinks of the forum as his private compound. Xenophobe regards newbies to his forum as mentally deficient and perhaps even having criminal tendencies, and they are invariably approached with suspicion and condescension. If a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum's social dynamics, or questions prevailing opinion, Xenophobe will attempt to silence or drive out the newcomer.

and one more for Joiess...

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Jerk.jpg

Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth.

[Joeiss]

LOL.... Those are both true, but I do this for fun, it isn't my actually personality (all the negative stuff I say, I say to piss people off, lol.)

[fingersman]

This has got to be Gekko

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Stone%20Deaf.jpg


Stone Deaf is one of the few truly invincible Warriors because nothing can shatter his impenetrable armor of non recognition. His primitive battle strategy is maddening effective; he simply refuses to acknowledge any arguments he doesn't like. Kung-Fu Master can hammer away with devastating blows, Cyber Sisters can screech in full throat and Profundus Maximus can expound until he drops, but Stone Deaf remains utterly oblivious as he advances his dogged and often repetitious attacks. In the early stages of battle a wide array of Warriors will fling themselves at Stone Deaf, but inevitably they fall back exahusted or lose interest when they see that their best weapons have no effect. His only real enemy is Administrator, who has the power to eject him from the discussion forum.


Of course he is an admin as well.....so I guess that makes him a hybrid.

[One Winged Angel]

heh... none of these describe me.

[GameMaster]

Neo and PureEvil:

Whether through virtue, contribution, force of personality or sheer longevity certain forum participants will rise to form an aristocracy. While it is generally taboo to openly acknowledge the class distinctions, the hierarchy is well understood by all. While for the most part the Royals rule with magnanimity, they will not tolerate impertinence from the hoi polloi. It is their habit to remain aloof from petty squabbles among their subjects, but when full-scale war breaks out their intervention can be decisive.

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Roayls.jpg

[jeepnut]

Cam-Fu (At least here he is)

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/God.jpg

In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness. Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...Arpanet, and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer angels Who dwelled in Arpanet were lonely, so They brought forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas, they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned away from His people and condemned them to wander in the digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would hearken unto Him.

[Shiz]

uhh i dunno how to post it but heres dh

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame15.html

all in good fun, all in good fun :)