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Jason1
09-30-2002, 06:58 PM
As you may know, Nintendo held another one of their crazy advertising stunts this past weekend in Lizard Lick North Carolina. There were various tounge-releated contests, one being a measureing to see who has the longest tounge. Here is a pic of a boy getting his tounge measured...

http://www.planetgamecube.com/media/gen001175.jpg

Some people at Fark.com decided to get creative with photoshop, and they produced some halairous results(as if the real pic wasnt funny enough)

http://www.herro.net/~james/fark/tongues.jpg

http://www.zen6439.zen.co.uk/Dracula.jpg

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Sep/20029298198241301973611.jpg

http://home.kc.rr.com/joshbillings/kidbrocolli.jpg

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Sep/20029294248725596804519.jpg

http://64.49.221.207/pix/cgsm/altar.jpg
LOL
http://64.49.221.207/pix/DrHexx/batty.jpg

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Sep/20029304773506383921333.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/neomd31/ps6.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/neomd31/ps8.jpg

http://www.cableone.net/booda/graphics/nightmaretongue.jpg

Ho hum, 56k warning...yea...or something...

anyways, Thats not all of them, the full list can be found here...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=312933
DarkMaster
09-30-2002, 07:26 PM
holy crap that kid is ugly
Ginkasa
09-30-2002, 07:35 PM
Nobody looks their best when they've got their tongue hanging out and some guy shoving a tape measure down their throat...
GameMaster
09-30-2002, 07:49 PM
Some nice Photoshop work to say the least :)
Joeiss
09-30-2002, 09:30 PM
Alterboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Jason1
09-30-2002, 09:37 PM
Yes I had quite a good chuckle when I saw that...but im cathloic...yea...so I shouldnt laugh at that...but...Its was still damn funny...
DeathsHand
09-30-2002, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Jason1
Yes I had quite a good chuckle when I saw that...but im cathloic...yea...so I shouldnt laugh at that...but...Its was still damn funny...

You should laugh at whatever you find funny... :-o

And those pictures are all just that... well, most... especially the altar boy one... :sneaky:
BlueFire
09-30-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Jason1
Yes I had quite a good chuckle when I saw that...but im cathloic...yea...so I shouldnt laugh at that...but...Its was still damn funny... I'm Catholic, and I don't give a **** :p
GameMaster
10-01-2002, 01:14 AM
Can some explain the altar boy one. I honestly don't get it? :confused: Call me dumb if you must.
DeathsHand
10-01-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by GameMaster
Can some explain the altar boy one. I honestly don't get it? :confused: Call me dumb if you must.

I believe it's another one of them Catholic priest jokes...

As in who wants to be an altar boy and so they're measuring his tongue and such because... *ahem*... Well you should be able to figure it out yourself by now, unless you don't even watch the news or anything like that :-o

Edit: Oh yeah, you're dumb...
CrOnO_LiNk
10-01-2002, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by DarkMaster
holy crap that kid is ugly

Damn right! He is ugly! LOL!

:jk:

But seriously.... he is a little.....ugl..y...
DeathsHand
10-01-2002, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by CrOnO_LiNk
Damn right! He is ugly! LOL!

:jk:

But seriously.... he is a little.....ugl..y...

He's from (what sounds like) a small town in North Carolina... What do you expect him to look like?

:sneaky:
CrOnO_LiNk
10-01-2002, 01:29 AM
I live in CA... but not from the north part... And I am dead sexy.

But what did he get as a reward? A free GBA..?
GameMaster
10-01-2002, 01:33 AM
Thanks DeathsHand. I used my imagination for a couple minutes and thought about all things a tongue is used for and then I incorporated recent news into that and I came up with this really disturbing scenario. :unsure:
DeathsHand
10-01-2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by GameMaster
I came up with this really disturbing scenario. :unsure:

Bingo ;)

disturbing, yes... but hey, Catholic priest jokes are funny lil' things... MadTV did a video spoof of Nelly's "It's getting hot in herre" or whatever the hell it's called... It was a bunch of priests and such at some kind of camp run by the church and the like... and the chorus was something like "It's getting hot in here, so I'll take off your clothes"... haha... good stuff... :D

:sneaky:

*ahem* ehh back on topic... ummm... I heard about the contest on the news (well, they said "coming up blah blah where else would there be a contest about tongues but Lizard Lick NC?", but I changed the channel.. I didn't know it was run by Nintendo :hmm: )... yep... I hear about lots of things on the news... it's nifty, I'd say about 70% of you have never heard of it.
bobcat
10-01-2002, 06:09 AM
:rofl:
Angrist
10-01-2002, 08:21 AM
rofl! :D
http://216.136.200.194/auction/Sep/20029302045251563327252.jpg

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Sep/20029303411433424575721.jpg
Jason1
10-01-2002, 03:29 PM
Yea heh heh I sould've posted that white house one, but something about it freaked the **** outta me, so much that I didnt want to see it again...

BTW, while we are on the Catholic Priest topic, did anyone see the southpark where Cartman becomes a priest and starts preaching to all the kids, and they stop going to school and stuff? Southpark was getting boring and not funny, but 2 part episode made me remember why I watch that show. Anyways, Cartman and the gang go to the church to confess their sins, and when they open the confession booth, there is the priest with his pants down, and on the other side is a woman bent over...I almost died...very funny, and also the nun calls the Pope, and askes him questions, and he like mumbles back garbage that you cant understand...very funny...and I find the whole Saddam Hussien and Satan thing disturbingly halarious. Saddams voice is just so funny....:burger: