Cyrax9
09-27-2002, 08:38 PM
This is pretty old but have a look anyway:
I cannot vouch for the authenticity of what follows but it is too good
not to share
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error
messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict
construction
rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7
in the
second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless
message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through
extreme
brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-----------------------------------------------
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
------------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
--------------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
---------------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-------------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
---------------------------------------------------
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
--------------------------------------------------
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
---------------------------------------------------
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
---------------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
------------------------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
---------------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
---------------------------------------------------
Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
operation?"
FYI this is an old e-mail but it's still fun.
I cannot vouch for the authenticity of what follows but it is too good
not to share
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error
messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict
construction
rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7
in the
second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless
message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through
extreme
brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-----------------------------------------------
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
------------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
--------------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
---------------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-------------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
---------------------------------------------------
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
--------------------------------------------------
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
---------------------------------------------------
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
---------------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
------------------------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
---------------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
---------------------------------------------------
Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
operation?"
FYI this is an old e-mail but it's still fun.