The Bald Man Is Back!!!

[gekko]

The infamous CamFu is alive! Finally, after years of not being online because he had no access, and years of only coming on once a month when he did have access, Mr. Germany himself now has DSL access!!

Amazing, ain't it?

[Joeiss]

Wow man.

[-apu-]

i'm confused :confused:

[Drunk Hobbit]

There's an ice cream cone next to my name.

It's not a cone. It's a magnifying glass! I think...

[jeepnut]

I have a belly button.



Oh, and if camfu now has internet access, why haven't I seen a post from him yet?

[DarkMaster]

you see white people have names like lenny where as black people have names like karl

edit: oh and its great to see camfu back....:D

[jeepnut]

:spam:

Yeah, with the way things are going, I don't see this quick reply feature lasting too long. :(

[DeathsHand]

I don't like CamFu... :sneaky:

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by DarkMaster
you see white people have names like lenny where as black people have names like carol



Idiot. It is Karl.

[Shiz]

lmao joe haha....

[Kitana85]

Cam's back...YIPPEE!!! I'm so glad... we really need him... I mean, there are many users here who have never met the legend that is DA FU! Many have no idea who the might founder of GameTavern was (as well as Crash). Well, Cam, I'm glad you are still alive... happy posing... and DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR ON US AGAIN!

[Neo]

I noticed his name on the list but haven't been able to communicate with him yet. Not sure his connection is completely "stable" yet.

[gekko]

It's always hard to communicate with Cam. Just talk to his wife, she's a lot easier to get ahold of.

Anyway, talked to both of them today on AIM. Their connection is fine. But keep in mind Cam got offline at 7PM CST. I was awaiting NFL Kickoff, and he was going to bed, at almost 2AM. So I doubt you'll see him too much in the evening.

[GameMaster]

So if CamFu is back, what does that make Neo, PureEvil, and gekko? :confused:

[Xantar]

I also had a talk with BaldFu himself on AIM. The time zone thing is going to make it hard to get a hold of him, but I guess our European members are going to have an easier time finding him. Come to think of it, maybe he can be the GT Ambassador to Europe or something...

*starts preparing a new "Real CamFu" feature*

[TheGame]

He's online right now too :eek:

I haven't exchanged a word with him (or his wife) in a while.

[Shadow_Link]

Yeh, I noticed his name on the list after I spoke to Kami. It's good to see he's been checking up on us... Maybe he's looking for his next victim :D.

It's good to see Fufu's back...

[-apu-]

Originally posted by -apu-
i'm confused :confused:

And I still am!!!!!!!:confused:

[DarkMaster]

Originally posted by -apu-
i'm confused :confused:
confused about wut?

[-apu-]

Whos this Camfu person???

[DarkMaster]

Originally posted by -apu-
Whos this Camfu person???
i believe hes one of the founders of GT, but hes never online much

[jeepnut]

I think it's time once again to tell the story of GT. However, I don't know the whole thing off the top of me head so someone else with have to do it.

[DarkMaster]

apu, just pretend you know the story of gt, it'll make things easier for everyone else

[Neo]

Originally posted by jeepnut
I think it's time once again to tell the story of GT.

Which version do you want?

[gekko]

Originally posted by GameMaster
So if CamFu is back, what does that make Neo, PureEvil, and gekko? :confused:

Your gods.

And I'll take version 1.7, Neo.

[Neo]

Gather 'round childin and let Uncle Neo tell you a story.

Once upon a time... uh, I mean.. It was a dark and stormy night.. no wait, uh.. er... Once there was a big bad man named Aziz and uh... well, that is... oh christ this is hard. :(

[Xantar]

Verse 9:15-20 of the Book of GameTavern says:

And the Fu said, "Let there be GameTavern" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be members, each with their proper place and name" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be moderators to watch over my people who wield editing powers and access to a Staff Forum where they may talk about members behind their backs and complain about how lazy Crash is" and it was so and then He said, "Let there be administrators who wield the mighty Banned Wagon and the ultimate IP Ban to smite the enemies of GameTavern" and it was so.

And on the 7th day, the Fu rested. And thus did he command unto His people: "Go forth and admire pictures of women (for the members were not able to multiply). Post each of you to the best of your ability, and do you all respect my speakers the moderators and revere me above all for I am the Lord CamFu who created you." And He did ban a newbie to make his point.

And then the Fu looked upon the Forum that he had created and saw that it was good. And He did return to the Army whence He had once come to become a mortar man and blow things up real good and travel to Germany where he cursed His internet connection and did not see His beloved Forum for many months.

Amen.

[Jason1]

LMAO Xantar, very funny. Well said to...

I wonder what happened to Aziz...

he is probably sitting in his mom's basement, eating a corn dog, Playing SMS on his Purple gamecube right now as we speak...

[-apu-]

Wow....do u think i can the find the book of gametavern on ebay?:D:D:D:D:D

[gekko]

Hmm... pretty good for a Buddhist ;)

[Xantar]

Well, I did study Genesis in high school. It was purely for literature, treating the stories as metaphor and studying how they influenced people.

I could have done something in the style of a Buddhist text, I suppose, but then I'd have to do it in Sanskrit. Or at least translated Sanskrit.

*walks away singing*

But February made me shiver
With every post that I delivered
Bad news on the moniter
I couldn't talk about Conker...

I can't remember if I cried
When I heard it from the other side
Something touched me deep inside...
The day...
Nintendose died...

No bye, bye to all of those guys
Put my browser on GameTavern and looked back with a sigh
Them good ole boys were post-cramming those guys
Were singing, "This'll be the day the site dies...

This'll be the day the site dies..."

[-apu-]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitana85]

That's GREAT Xanny!! Haven't heard any great "America Pie" parodies in a while...actually, haven't heard "American Pie" in while... though...if this is still about Cammy, then it should be "German Pie" Hmmm, I wonder what German Pie tastes like?

[Xantar]

I actually wrote that and posted it way back when GameTavern was just starting, so it predates CamFu going to Germany. Nintendose had just died, and I was listening to oldies music. What can I say?

What's kind of scary is the fact that I never wrote it down anywhere but still remember it. :unsure:

[BreakABone]

Well, I guess that's all fine and dandy Xanny.

Am I the only one who finds it odd hat there are over 30 posts in here and none is by CamFu yet we know he's been around?

Maybe, he was scared off by all these guys with pet names for him. Maybe, he just wanst o freak out that -apu- kid. Or maybe, he wants to wait until he is ready and make his very own big welcome back thread/post.

[Jonbo298]

His big welcome back post will turn into around 80 "senseless" posts. but meh, a good welcome back would do us!:mad::D

[-apu-]

Originally posted by BreakABone
Well, I guess that's all fine and dandy Xanny.

Am I the only one who finds it odd hat there are over 30 posts in here and none is by CamFu yet we know he's been around?

Maybe, he was scared off by all these guys with pet names for him. Maybe, he just wanst o freak out that -apu- kid. Or maybe, he wants to wait until he is ready and make his very own big welcome back thread/post.


I AM NOT FREAKED OUT!!!!!
AND I AM NOT A KID!!!!!!!!!
AND I LIKE COOKIES!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Mechadragon]

Hmm...the only time I talked to CamFu was when I got him to change my name...erm...maybe I should call him the changin' fu?

[-apu-]

LOL.....thats something to think about......