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fingersman
09-01-2002, 03:09 PM
got this from another message board...lmbao
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>"So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. his nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. F#cked up huh? I want to die."
Jonbo298
09-01-2002, 03:16 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh man, that has to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever read/heard! It's soo cruel, but yet soo ingenious! :rofl:
Neo
09-01-2002, 10:12 PM
W....T....F???? :-o :eek: :confused:
:WHOA: :WHOA: :WHOA:
Joeiss
09-02-2002, 11:20 AM
Wow. I'm speechless, I have no speech.
BlueFire
09-02-2002, 12:21 PM
LOL.
Jason1
09-02-2002, 03:14 PM
...Only in teh Black Project forum...Thank god for crap like this, otherwise, I wouldnt still be wasting my dbloons here.
TheGrimReaper
09-02-2002, 06:15 PM
That's just cruel. Plain cruel.

I feel sorry for the dude, hehe.
BreakABone
09-02-2002, 07:52 PM
That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life and some screwed up sh!t to say the least.

Wow:eek:
Angrist
09-05-2002, 09:23 AM
:p
What are the chances that that story is true?? I don't think it is. The dude wouldn't post it unless he was really mad at her, and then he would have said it otherwise.
Anyone could have posted that. :)
Sigma
09-08-2002, 05:13 PM
that is one of the worst things anyone could ever do!!! God that's just sick! Things like this make me wish there was a Heaven and Hell, so people like her will suffer.
Ginkasa
09-08-2002, 06:02 PM
..........



Ew......




*shudders at the thought*
fingersman
09-14-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by TheGrimReaper
That's just cruel. Plain cruel.

I feel sorry for the dude, hehe.

If you feel so sorry?/ how come I detect a hint of laughter ....don't ask me how I can tell maybe it's that "hehe" at the end of your sentence?? ;)


But neways it's funny and gross at the same time...I hope you enjoyed reading it. :D I know I did. I'll post more stuff like this if I can find it.
Ric
09-17-2002, 08:45 AM
What a bitch, I would have given that slag a good slap then gone and kicked the complete and utter sh¿t out of the guy on the tape. I cant believe that happened, and the brownies... he... he ate them.

Man I would have given that guy a good kicking.
Mushlafa
09-17-2002, 05:01 PM
AHAHAHAHA... lol.. thats some funny ****.. but umm... poor guy.... eww he hate the brownies thats just nasty ....
I wonder if he ate aaaallllll the brownies
One Winged Angel
09-24-2002, 11:53 PM
That happened to one of my friends before.

A while back he was cheating on his GF with this skanky slut, (Which I dated for a month!). When he was on vacation in Florida his Gf sent him a care package with cookies and Episodes of South Park. It showed his Gf in the Bathroom. She was like, "I hope your eating these." Then she takes a **** in the cookies.

lol... he was a changed man after that.
BlueFire
09-25-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
That happened to one of my friends before.

A while back he was cheating on his GF with this skanky slut, (Which I dated for a month!). When he was on vacation in Florida his Gf sent him a care package with cookies and Episodes of South Park. It showed his Gf in the Bathroom. She was like, "I hope your eating these." Then she takes a **** in the cookies.

lol... he was a changed man after that. Forget semen in your cookies, that's just... err..


:hmm:
fingersman
09-28-2002, 06:51 PM
I really hope the word that he wants to put there is piss and not $h*t..cause that would be...that would be.......gross

Oh yeah someone please remind me not to take any sort of cookies from girl.
One Winged Angel
10-02-2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by fingersman
I really hope the word that he wants to put there is piss and not $h*t..cause that would be...that would be.......gross

Oh yeah someone please remind me not to take any sort of cookies from girl.

lol... I can never look at a Girl Scout the same way again ... o.0
Cyrax9
10-04-2002, 11:32 PM
Man that is SICK and funny at the same time! *Shudders* :eek:

That is p;retty funny though, although let that be a lesson, NEVER, EVE, EVER, eat brownies you didn't bake! If you ahven't heard of "Exlax Prownies", be glad you haven't, le's just say the words "Instant Diaria" come tio mind, and as for the Video with the Girl, man I'd like to slap that bitch! Unless the guy was raping her, there is no excuse for that, and I kinda find it funny yet disgusting at the same time, that those "Brownies" were actaully eaten! I wonder how far the guy spit them when he saw the video? This is why I love tie BP forum, only in here to you get crazy stories like this.
GameMaster
10-07-2002, 10:42 PM
Will someone post another really disgusting storie preferably involving a male and a female? :D