Back to my illegal slave summer job....

[Revival]

*sigh*

On Monday, I start my 1 month of illegal child slave labor job working at a basketball camp's concession stand. Ok, check out how bad these hours are.. now this is 1 month, Monday - Friday, with the exception of the 4th of July.. that's the only day I get off -- my hours are: 9am to 4pm. Arg! Not only that but it's in the dead of summer in NH, when we get the hottest weather, and I have to work in a concession stand -- someone shoot me. Well, the pay ain't half bad -- $125 per week ×4 weeks = $500 bucks in the bank. There are a few good things about the job, however:

• I get to listen to the radio all day
• Free lunch
• Unlimited soda [they better have Vanilla Coke ;)]
• Unlimited hot dogs [:Puke:]
• Unlimited chips + candy [Ehh, whatever]
• I get to spend 4 more weeks back at my school [:rolleyes:]

Like I said before, someone shoot me. Actually, it's not all that bad... and it's good money, so I'm not going to complain. It's just that this job is illegal for me.. well, the hours are because I'm only 15, and I don't get any breaks.. thank god for the music.

[DeathsHand]

You don't deserve a job....

I wish I had a job....

Go die.....

:D

[Happydude]

Originally posted by DeathsHand
You don't deserve a job....

I wish I had a job....

Go die.....

:D

yeah...what he said!!!:p

[Perfect Stu]

that sounds really crappy...

:distress:

[Jonbo298]

:minigun2::cool: <--shooter
Jonbo298: "You dead yet?":Poke:
Shooter: *gasp of breath* "no"
Jonbo298: "Well then take this!":one::chainsaw: *evil laughter*
Shooter: "thank you" *falls to his grave*
Jonbo298: "Eh"

[GameKinG]

I love vanilla coke. Its so hard to find sometimes cause people buy it up like...crazy soda drinking monkeys.

Any stand that dosnt have vanilla coke should have its manager shot.

[Mushlafa]

I havent tried vanilla coke yet.. someone told me it was really gross tho :unsure:

umm... i wish i had a job.. so dont complain :p

[Revival]

Originally posted by GameKinG
Any stand that dosnt have vanilla coke should have its manager shot.
Sounds like a plan.... ;)

[The_Dunadan]

you get a job but i don't!?!?!??!?!? i've gone on 3 interviews and filled out bunches of applications but still don't have one:( i won't lower my standards and work in food! i must get a computer job if it takes me all summer!!!!!!

*walks off mumbling*

[Jin]

Originally posted by Shooter

• Free lunch
• Unlimited soda [they better have Vanilla Coke ;)]
• Unlimited hot dogs [:Puke:]
• Unlimited chips + candy [Ehh, whatever]


Hmm, sounds like you're going to be gaining some serious weight this summer. :p That is unless you play some b-ball. :roll:

[GameKinG]

Originally posted by Mushlafa
I havent tried vanilla coke yet.. someone told me it was really gross tho :unsure:

umm... i wish i had a job.. so dont complain :p

You can make your own, but it wont taste quite as good. Fill a glass with coke. And then put in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Then take the ice cream out after say...10 min.

Of coarse it wont taste quite as good the real vanilla coke, because what could.

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by GameKinG
Of coarse it wont taste quite as good the real vanilla coke, because what could.

for some reason, liquid crap comes to mind...

[GameKinG]

Well that must mean that liquid crap is even better then all other sodas, and just below coke. All those year, Ive been sitting on liquid gold.

[Mushlafa]

*wonders if a mod can set up like a poll*
What do you all like more? Coke or Pepsi?
I am a Coke fanboy :unsure:

[Kitana85]

Sounds more interseting than my job: I'm working at Duncin Donuts (through not as many hours as you are). Then again, we get free anyting we want during breaks and a bit over half off everything in the store... a dozen donunts to take to a party cost me $2.00, they are usually $4.99. 25 munchkins are usually 2.99 and they cost me 1.00 :)

The people I work with are pretty cool and so are most of the costemers... but some... ARG!!!!!

[Revival]

I don't plan on gaining any weight this summer, I'm going to loose some. I hardly ever eat hot dogs, they aren't the best thing for you.. I stay away from candy.. too much fat, kinda the same with chips. I'm going to drink a lot of water.. cuz it's free and it's good for you :sneaky:

[Ironfoot]

Originally posted by The_Dunadan
you get a job but i don't!?!?!??!?!? i've gone on 3 interviews and filled out bunches of applications but still don't have one:( i won't lower my standards and work in food! i must get a computer job if it takes me all summer!!!!!!

*walks off mumbling*

Ya, but Shooter's job is illegal...:p

[GameKinG]

Im a coke fanboy too. I even got my school to switch to coke from pepsi. Anyway, I discovered Vanilla Coke Slurpees at 7-Eleven. But they atste like they have coconut.

[Revival]

They do :sneaky:

My brother works part-time at a 7-11.. and he read the bag of the ingredients thing that you pour into ze machine, and it has coconut.. that's why it's nasty and I don't get it.

[Mushlafa]

The return of GameKings old ass avatar!!!!!!! woot... I loved that penguin :D.. hes so cool

:offtopic:

[Joeiss]

Yeah, but it looked better against the not-so-dark background.


And I don't even have a summer job yet! I am going to throw out my applications tommorow morning, which is an un-busy time.

And Shooter, you shouldn't be complaining. You get a bunch of free stuff and a bunch of money. And you can always go out at night.

Oh, and if you have a GBA, bring that.

;)

[GameKinG]

Pablo the Pimpn' Penguin LIVES!

[Revival]

Ehh, I brought the one piece of reading that might help me:

New Hampshire State Drivers Manual

.. swiped this year's copy off of a teacher at school earlier :sneaky:

This sucks though, they can't teach you how to drive through a book, it's all rules.

...............

And um, I was only complaining about the hours.. the job itself isn't that bad.. it gives me something to do besides sit around all day.. I'm just bummed that this is the week that all my friends are up here, and I have to work.. there's still time to do stuff after work, but not much.. like I can't spend the whole day at the water park with them like they are planning to do... that's why I was complaining. Oh yeah, the free stuff doesn't do anything for me -- I don't care about anything but ze soda. Hotdogs are disgusting, and along with the chips and candy -- not good for you.

[GameKinG]

Well, they may have a couple months of fun. But youll have money.

[Revival]

I get to have a couple months of fun and make money.. one of my friends, Kayla -- she's a counsiler there.. but she works with ze little kids who only stay half a day.. then she spends the rest of the day goofing off with me in the concession stand.. hehe, for the first day of work, it kicked ass. :D

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Shooter
I get to have a couple months of fun and make money.. one of my friends, Kayla -- she's a counsiler there.. but she works with ze little kids who only stay half a day.. then she spends the rest of the day goofing off with me in the concession stand.. hehe, for the first day of work, it kicked ass. :D


She just chills with you without getting paid? What a freak.


Oh, and have fun having mad sweaty sex. Just watch out for the little kids... Don't want to scare them away, now do you?

[Revival]

Originally posted by Joeiss
She just chills with you without getting paid? What a freak.


Oh, and have fun having mad sweaty sex. Just watch out for the little kids... Don't want to scare them away, now do you?
No, she gets paid for when she works with the kids.. actually.. she's getting paid when she just hangs out with me.

And there's not going to be any sex... it's not like that.. :unsure:

[GameKinG]

So what do you serve?

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Shooter
And there's not going to be any sex... it's not like that.. :unsure:

You just hang with girls... just to chill?

Hmm... I'll have to try that some time. Seems kind of weird though..


I prefer the crazy wild sex.

[GameKinG]

Are you excepted anywhere after you have sex there?

[Revival]

I serve hot dogs.. that's all there is in the way of lunch food.

And yes, we just chill.. you know, being friends is the best way to lead to a relationship.. but not this one -- we're strictly friends.

[GameKinG]

Any coke products?

[-apu-]

I've got the BEST JOB in the world,
i take calls for pizza pizza, i only get a percentage of wut i sell, but the point is that i make an average of about 15$ and hour!!!! not only that, but also the fact that i stay at home at my computer...see the way it works is that someone calls the pizza pizza number and they get forwarded to me....after that i just take the order!!!:D not only that..but i also make my own hours...minimun 2 hours a week but i can log on and work anytime

MY JOB RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GameKinG]

30 bucks a week? How many weeks?

[-apu-]

i make my own hours.....but thats minimum 30 bucks a week...i make like 200 bucks a week
:D

[manasecret]

Heh, I get $9 an hour for 80 hours a week (that's from 8:00 to 5:00 M-F, hour for lunch); about $650 every two weeks, sometimes with overtime (meaning $13.50 an hour for overtime hours). And it's a computer job in a nice air-conditioned office. Pretty much get as many breaks as I want (though I have to get my work done), and the boss just bought a Ping Pong Table for the office.

I'm 17. :D

I got the hook-up because my mom's ex-husband's (not my father's) sister is the wife of the boss of this place, and basically our whole family from both sides of the ex-marriage is cool with each other.

I started working for them two summers ago when I was 15 at $6.50 an hour, though.. :p

Anyway, that may seem like a lot of hours, but I still go out pretty much every night. Though staying up past midnight and getting up at 6:30 starts to suck..


db

[GameKinG]

I wash cars...lots of cars:errr:

No I dont really wash cars, thats work...

[-apu-]

:WHOA: 80 hours?!?!?!?!?!?
i could work that much....but my mouth would probably fall off

[Revival]

Yes GameKinG -- there are coke products.. I "borrowed" my brother's cell phone and called some of my friends, so they stopped by and we talked for.. well.. 4 hours :sneaky:

[Ice006]

Vanilla Coke? What the hell? Never even heard of it over here...

[Mushlafa]

Originally posted by -apu-
:WHOA: 80 hours?!?!?!?!?!?
i could work that much....but my mouth would probably fall off


EDDY!!!!
*walks away*

[manasecret]

Err... 40 hours a week. I meant 80 hours every paycheck (two weeks). Oops...

db

[Revival]

I work.. let's see here.. 35 hours a week.

Hey, that's full time. Where are my benefits?

*realizes his job is illegal*

Nevermind :D

Spoo.

[Jin]

Originally posted by Ice006
Vanilla Coke? What the hell? Never even heard of it over here...

It's brand new here in the states, so it'll probably be on Australian shelves in... oh, I'd say about 2 years, give or take.

[-apu-]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ya we just got it in Canada too....most people still don't no about it though

[Happydude]

venilla coke is the most digustiong thing ive ever drank....well, besides alcohol...i absolutly hate it...it leaves an after taste of a cough syrop i used to take when i had a cold...and tlk aboot yukky(SP?:D )!!!!!!!


anyhoo...yeah...i hope i get the same job apu has...hmm...and btw...a calculated your income...


50 calls in 2 hours...
$15 average order
25% income from sales...

lets see...

50 x 15 = $750 / 2 hours
$750 / 25% = $187.5 / 2 hours
187.5 / 2 = $93.75/hour

:WHOA: i really hope i get that job!!!

[Jin]

Originally posted by happydude666

50 calls in 2 hours...
$15 average order
25% income from sales...

lets see...

50 x 15 = $750 / 2 hours
$750 / 25% = $187.5 / 2 hours
187.5 / 2 = $93.75/hour

:WHOA: i really hope i get that job!!!

Wait, you forgot to factor in the taxes, so then he's left with approximately $1.25 an hour. Okay, maybe that was a little exaggeration... just a little. ;)

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by happydude666
venilla coke is the most digustiong thing ive ever drank....well, besides alcohol...


AHHHHHHHH... stop making fun of alcohol... Your hurting its feelings.

Please apologize to the alcohol.... now.

[Lord Germano]

I dont like coke, although they vannila stuff sounds dandy.

I have a job, the hours are good, but they pay sucks. I work when I want, and dont get payed anything (Im a writer for a newly formed Aussie GameCube site (http://*******.***.***) . Hopefully the site starts making money so I do)

{Edited by PureEvil: Sorry pal, no advertising.}

[-apu-]

who said i don't get 95 dollars an hour.....i might be secretly scamming the Canadian Government into giving me a $100,000 a week unemployment cheque like they did in family guy....that show is UBER

[Happydude]

Originally posted by Joeiss


AHHHHHHHH... stop making fun of alcohol... Your hurting its feelings.

Please apologize to the alcohol.... now.



:hmm: yes....that's right....hurting alcohol's feelings...

*walks away from Joeiss*



anyhoo...$90 an hour is a sh*t load of money...you can get rich in no time...that is if you live with your parents...which he does.