100 reasons why its great to be a guy

[Mushlafa]

uhh... i got this from the same site as the santa clause thing was at..
Its pretty funny

http://www2.rpa.net/~dreher/2baguy.htm

Its sooo true

[Happydude]

lol...damn you...i shouldve posted this!!!!


bastard...ohh well...most of this is true...well...99% of it is anyway...i know i dont agree with one of them...

[GameMaster]

Which one don't you agree with? I hope it's not #97. :D

[gekko]

I agree with every damn one.

They even missed some obvious reasons.

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by gekko
I agree with every damn one.

They even missed some obvious reasons. We don't have to give birth?

[gekko]

Yes... we can fix things, we can drive, etc.

[gekko]

Had to dig this up...

Sorry to have to send this bit of news to you. I ran across this study this week. Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

This month, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women!

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within an hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to pee, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by gekko
we can driveExclude Shooter out of that. ;)

[GameMaster]

We don't have to be on the receiving end. Well, unless you're...

[Revival]

Hey, shut up.. I can drive.. when do you get behind the wheel there Geo?

[Happydude]

:rofl:


good one gekko....thats one reason why i don't drink beer!!! :lol:

[Angrist]

Hmmm... half of those reasons aren't familiar. :unsure:

[Bube]

Originally posted by Angrist
Hmmm... half of those reasons aren't familiar. :unsure:
I agree.
Monday Night Football? All the soccer games are played on friday, saturday and sunday.
Underwear $10 for a 3-pack? Our currency isn't $, and underwears aren't sold as 3-packs.
I don't even know who Michael Bolton is.
ESPN's sports center? We only have Eurosport and Fox Sports.
BAYWATCH??? :Puke: I hate it!
And the sex related reasons aren't for me.

[Revival]

Yeah, if you couldn't tell -- these were some American kinda reasons why it's great to be a guy.

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by Shooter
Hey, shut up.. I can drive.. when do you get behind the wheel there Geo? You can drive?? Oh, and as for me..*shrugs*

We don't have to be on the receiving end. Well, unless you're...LOL, I found this funny..for some reason.. :hmm:

[Revival]

Yes I can drive.. the State of New Hampshire says that I can legeally drive, as they have issued me a permit.

Once I get my license in Feb.. I'm going to not be like my brother:

Tickets: 5
Cars Totaled: 1
Accidents: 9
Tires Blown: 4 (not at the same time)
Average speed in a 30mph zone: 50-55

[Angrist]

you mean tireS blown?

You kids are way to wreckless. The minimum age to drive should be 18, like here. Oh wait, make that 20 for Americans. :p

[DimHalo]

11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on
every shot of someone crying.

....but you have to stop for everything that involves a music video or someone getting hurt (violence).
....and sadly i stop for the crying and the videos and someone getting hurt, lol.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

I really don't see the good in that.

[DeathsHand]

Originally posted by jeepnut's slave
....but you have to stop for everything that involves a music video or someone getting hurt (violence).

I guess younger people do that, but that sounds better than my dad... he stops on everything that involves sports or a boring narrator (Meaning the history channel)...

Anyways, I thought the list was pretty stupid..... :sneaky: Actually I skimmed over the list like a couple days ago or something and forgot everything I saw... *shrugs* *walks away*

[TheGrimReaper]

LOL that list was funny as, and yet true.

[Revival]

Originally posted by Angrist
you mean tireS blown?

You kids are way to wreckless. The minimum age to drive should be 18, like here. Oh wait, make that 20 for Americans. :p
Yes.. I fixed it. And hey, that's just my brother. I've been driving for a few months now, and I've only gotten into 2 accidents -- neither were my fault.. f**king M"ass" drivers (No offence Ironfoot) :mad2:

[DeathsHand]

Originally posted by Shooter

Yes.. I fixed it. And hey, that's just my brother. I've been driving for a few months now, and I've only gotten into 2 accidents -- neither were my fault.. f**king M"ass" drivers (No offence Ironfoot) :mad2:

Let's talk to the other driver, shall we?

Other driver: It wasn't my fault... ****ing kid... learn to drive!

:sneaky:

[Revival]

• I'm sitting at a red light, some jerk comes flying up behind me and rams into me.. my fault?

• There's no traffic, I'm turning, some retard comes whipping down the main road -- doesn't hit me, but I run into a mailbox because I swerved to avoid him.. my fault?

No.

[fingersman]

Well actually yeah...you should have let the other guy hit you if he was wrong. :p Oh well you swerved because it was a reflect action ( BTW DH is just teasing you man takei it light ( old bajan saying ;) ) )....but neways on to more important things.....

Bluefire, you would find that comment funny....I mean funny guys usually find funny things funny right?? :p :D


Ohhhh I just love these smilies

:idea: :shakehead:

Oh yeah one more thing
You two guys are.....
:offtopic:

hehehehe Gotta love these smilies.

[Revival]

A lot of topics go off topic.. let's trace it back to the roots to see who started it: BLueFire

;) :D

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by fingersman
Bluefire, you would find that comment funny....I mean funny guys usually find funny things funny right?? :p :D


http://aum.gamersring.com/fyou.gif

Whatever, Mr. Jamaican Fingersmen. :p

[fingersman]

Bluefire------>:bowdown: :chainsaw:<----------fingersman

Bluefire------->:bendover: :hump: <--------- Bluefire's funny guy.

;)

[fingersman]

Bluefire------>:bowdown: :chainsaw:<----------fingersman

Bluefire------->:bendover: :hump: <--------- Bluefire's funny guy.

;)

[BlueFire]

Hmm...so it has to come to this, eh?

Alrighty, Fingersmen..no need for a double post, though. :p


Not good, Fingersmen...:nono:


*looks at doubloon count* :nono: :p














PS

Fingersmen--> :bendover::hump: <---Fingersmen's Mum

[Angrist]

You are a bunch of sick, oversexed kids! :mad::rolleyes:

[Revival]

Originally posted by Angrist
You are a bunch of sick, oversexed kids! :mad::rolleyes:
Welcome to America! :D

[Happydude]

Originally posted by Shooter

Welcome to America! :D



:rofl:

so true.....

:rofl:

[fingersman]

Hey my post count 0.............grrrrrrrrr...Bluefire sure takes a leaf out of Xantar's book sometimes:mad:]]


Blurefire you stinker------> :fart:

;):jk:

[BlueFire]

Okay...I'll give you back your 802 doubloons. :p

[Angrist]

Originally posted by BLueFire
Okay...I'll you back your 802 doubloons. :p What about the prices for the Golden Eye times? :)

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by Angrist
What about the prices for the Golden Eye times? :) That has been done for a good while. :p