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Heyyoudvd
06-06-2002, 07:44 PM
This is absolutely hilarious.
It talks about the physics behind Santa Claus:

http://www2.rpa.net/~dreher/santa.htm
Jonbo298
06-06-2002, 09:46 PM
:rofl: I loved the ending, with the burning, and the splatting, and the.........
Kitana85
06-06-2002, 09:46 PM
THAT IS GREAT!!!!
Jin
06-06-2002, 10:04 PM
Lol. I think I'll remember a few of those numbers, cause you never know when they'd be useful.
Mushlafa
06-06-2002, 10:10 PM
ROFL!

lol i actually laughed at that :eek: :eek:

I think thats the first time i laughed at anything anyone posted in a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG time exclusing the starwars thing angrist posted cause that was pretty funny too....
Happydude
06-06-2002, 10:16 PM
:baby: :baby: :baby: :baby: :baby: :baby: :baby: :baby:

you bastards!!!!

you killed him!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :baby: :baby: :baby:



















:D
Ginkasa
06-06-2002, 11:20 PM
You mean.... Santa isn't real?




:baby:
GameMaster
06-06-2002, 11:26 PM
Ignorance is bliss.
Mushlafa
12-25-2002, 02:36 PM
Jus thought someone might want to read on christmas :)
BlueFire
12-25-2002, 02:43 PM
Let me add to it.
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Happydude
12-25-2002, 03:38 PM
lol...i remember that...funny stuff...
Mushlafa
12-25-2002, 04:56 PM
this was back when Jin still posted :(
DenisTheDuDe
12-25-2002, 05:09 PM
I dont feel like talkin now...im too sad :(
:baby:
Jewels
12-25-2002, 05:31 PM
i loved the story of santa lol, i wonder who actually took the time to think of all that, i especially likes the burning part and santa turning into a blob of pink goo
DenisTheDuDe
12-25-2002, 06:40 PM
Ya ..... lol......thats wa funny


:lol:
bobcat
12-25-2002, 07:34 PM
Are you saying Santa......is dead? *sniff*
mickydaniels
05-15-2003, 11:18 AM
Much, more interesting....


Santa, we hardly knew ye! (http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html)
Jewels
05-15-2003, 12:50 PM
i received that in an email about over a year ago, i still remeber it because it was soo hilarious, and whoever actually sat down and did that much math, can we say neeeerd. but that was cool, great find!
GameMaster
05-15-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Jewels02
i wonder who actually took the time to think of all that,

Some pathetic loser who never gets gifts probably. :)
Seth
05-15-2003, 08:38 PM
That article overlooked one very important point. It forgot to mention that Santa has magical powers and thus all those laws of physics and stuff are nulled.
mickydaniels
05-16-2003, 09:15 AM
I guess y'all ain't read my link...
Happydude
05-20-2003, 10:39 AM
your link is way to preachy and long...sorry :unsure:
mickydaniels
05-22-2003, 11:52 AM
Yeah it might be preachy, BUT it has some interesting points.