So, I had a baby

[Ginkasa]

His name's Jude. He's pretty cute. TBH, I was kind of scared I was going to have an ugly baby. He's not, though. He doesn't even really have that freaky newborn thing going on like a lot of babies have their first few weeks. He's pretty mildly tempered so far, too, which is nice.

Anyway, just thought to share. Have a nice day.

[Teuthida]

Congratulations! So far Jude sounds like a cool dude.

[Acebot44]

Salud, Jude!

[Jason1]

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[Fox 6]

Congrats!

[Angrist]

Woah, awesome!! :D Congratulations man!!

I'm really looking forward to becoming a father one day.

[Professor S]

Congrats!!!

[BreakABone]

Congrats man

[Bond]

Congratulations!

Will you be reviewing this life event? ;)

[Seth]

!!Congrats!!

[Ginkasa]

Congratulations!

Will you be reviewing this life event? ;)


I've thought about it. The process was a lot different from what I imagined.

[Typhoid]

Were those 5 minutes worth the next 18 years? ;)


oh, and like congrats and stuff.
I'll _____ a ____ for you.

[manasecret]

Can't remember, are you married, too?

[Ginkasa]

Yeah

[TheSlyMoogle]

GOOD JOB GOOD JOB *clap* *clap*

[KillerGremlin]

I'm not so worried about having an ugly baby as having to see child birth.

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DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

After birth...this comes out:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Cord_%26_Placenta.jpg/450px-Cord_%26_Placenta.jpg

And don't even get me started on vaginal tears where the vagina and the butthole merge into one super awesome poop producing hole!

https://www.mayoclinic.com/images/slideshow/ans22_thirddegreetear.jpg

https://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-tears/PR00143&slide=4

Seriously, I think I need a beer and some pull out. They showed us the live birth video in sex ed and I was like I'm 12 years old and what is this. I don't understand how teen pregnancy happens. Obviously they didn't show this in the inner city school!



Seriously though, congrats Ginkasa. You are a fucking hero and trooper. I'm sure your baby is beautiful and I hope your chica's woo-ha is intact.

[TheSlyMoogle]

So... I just watched that natural child birth. FUCK YOU!!! WHY YOU POST THAT YOU KNOW I WATCH IT!!!

[Dylflon]

God damn you Gremlin.


Congrats on the offspring, Ginky.

Soon your baby will shrug and crawl away?

[Ginkasa]

Yeah :)

[Ginkasa]

So, because of you, KillerGremlin, if you Google image search "Ginkasa" an image of a placenta and umbilical cord is one of the results. Thanks for that.

[jeepnut]

Congratulations!

[ZebraRampage]

So, because of you, KillerGremlin, if you Google image search "Ginkasa" an image of a placenta and umbilical cord is one of the results. Thanks for that.

That is hilarious. Hopefully nobody of importance in your life knows of this username then.

[KillerGremlin]

Haha...sorry.

On the bright side you are Internet-famous now. :D