Animal sidekick with celebrity voice

[Teuthida]

If you could have any animal as a sidekick who spoke like a specific person, what would you choose?

[Angrist]

A monkey that spoke like Sean Connery. Oh all the fun you'd have with that!

[Typhoid]

A porcupine that sounds like Andy Richter.
Maybe a weasel that sounds like Pauly Shore?
A turtle that sounded like Keanu Reeves would be pretty hilarious.
I'd even enjoy a Jason Bateman squirrel.
Maybe a duck that sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
A dragon voiced by Sean Connery!

I'd probably want a cat that sounded like someone who played a straight-man in most of their movies.

[Angrist]

Oh, I just picked a monkey because it's small, agile and fast. A lion would fit Sean Connery's voice a lot better.

The voice of Homer Simpson would be great, but I'm not sure what animal would suit that. A whale maybe.

[Acebot44]

This dog with Vin Diesel's voice

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[TheSlyMoogle]

A Tiger that sounds like Sean Connery.

[Storm Eagle]

A cat that sounded like Selena Gomez.

[Swan]

People really love Sean Connery it seems.



What about the soothing sounds of Kevin Conroy coming out of a koala?

[Professor S]

Monkey
James Mason

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[The Germanator]

A parrot that sounds like Werner Herzog

[Combine 017]

A snake with the voice of Steve Irwin.
Or an Eagle with Steven Colberts voice.
Trying to think of a good animal for Christopher Walken.

[Fox 6]

A rat with Steve Buscemi's voice would be amazing.

[Professor S]

A parrot that sounds like Werner Herzog

DING DING DING! We have a winner. I laughed just reading it. Werner is HILARIOUS. So bleak and unemotional. So... GERMAN.

[Vampyr]

Either a female cat with Cate Blanchett's voice, or a male cat with Patrick Stewarts. :)

[Typhoid]

Come to think of it, a Kissenger Parrot would be pretty hilarious.

I could even settle for a Cusack Crow, or a Kevin Spacey mouse.

[ARMADILLO]

chiuaua with Arnold Shwarzenegger's voice

[Storm Eagle]

chihuahua with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice

Well nobody can accuse you of being racist. :)

[Acebot44]

Might have to change my pick to a Bison with Paul Giamatti's voice. The neurosis and juxtaposition is enough to make me smile just thinking about it, especially rolling through town in a drop top like so..


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[KillerGremlin]

I would like a Parrot with James Lipton's voice.