Create Your One-Liner

[BreakABone]

This is something wanted to try and do on the forums and the site.

Since I've been watching some old action movies with friends, we've discovered the great use of a one-liner/bad pun combo.

So wanted to see what GT could come up with, and every so often would post a handful on the front page.

Not sure how this works though since many one-liners work because of their timing (after a death or major fight or something bad-ass) so you can either drop a line and we'll make up a scenario.

Or use a scenario then drop a line.

[Teuthida]

The action film aficionado, Pensworth Guinnington, beckoned his rag tag team of ragged tagged ruffians over to the corner of his dimly lit domicile.

"I've gathered you all here because I have nothing better to do," The Penguin (as he was known within our small circle) said with a smirk. "Let's create one-liners as if we were action film stars and post them on this here forum."

The collective muttered to themselves as The Penguin's smile began to wane with each passing second. Then Teuthy the Squid stepped forward and said "I'll post one...post haste." Everyone groaned and promptly beat the stuffing out of poor Teuthy.

[Dylflon]

Dylflon shoots BaB and throws him into a lake.

"Looks like this idea is dead in the water"

[Professor S]

Prof throws Fox down an elevator shaft, landing on a giant exhaust fan grate. Fox dies instantly, and his bowls release, and the fan sprays the fecal matter everywhere.

"Looks like the shit finally hit the fan..."

Replace elevator shaft with a commercial meat grinder.

"Where's the beef? There's your &%*$ing beef!"

Replace meat grinder with ravenous tiger cage.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Foxie pop? One..."

[Dylflon]

Dylflon shoots Profressor S through the heart with a crossbow.

"Looks like class is out"

[Xantar]

Xantar punches Dylflon so hard that he flies into Barnes & Noble.

http://karolinagames.com/horatio/images/f5679b36a585.jpg

Ah, the wonders of the Horatio comic generator.

[Dylflon]

Xantar punches Dylflon so hard that he flies into Barnes & Noble.

http://karolinagames.com/horatio/images/f5679b36a585.jpg

Ah, the wonders of the Horatio comic generator.

I'm not a student anymore!

BITCH

Actually I have two papers left despite being done classes...

[BreakABone]

http://i.imgur.com/ajpml.jpg

Not my own but so cheesy