Teuthida's Table Talk Turtle Tambourine

[Teuthida]

Hand the bite that needs you. If you had to replace one of your hands with the head of an animal, what animal would you pick? Would you have complete control over the head or would you want it to have a mind of its own?

Bonus question: If you were deathly allergic to wearing socks and/or elephants, what would you do?

[Combine 017]

If I could support the weight of it, I would want a Hippo's head and I would be able to control it. But if not that then I would choose a giant beetle head. Cant say no to pincers.

If I was deathly allergic to socks id go all Rob Bredl style and never ever wear socks or shoes. Even when wrangling crocodiles with a stick and a bucket.
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[Typhoid]

I'd want the head of a cute puppy on my hand, and not be able to control it.

If I was allergic to wearing elephants, I'd probably get a new profession that doesn't require jam spread.

[KillerGremlin]

Humans are animals, and if I could have the head of any human on my hand...well we know where this could go. :guitar:

If I was deadly allergic to wearing socks I would just do what I do 90% of the time anyway, which is flip-flop. If I was allergic to elephants it wouldn't matter much since I never encounter elephants?