Totally Nonsensical Question: Superhero Day Job

[BreakABone]

This is in the same vein as the Ninja Turtles thread, just something simple.

If you were a superhero, what would your ideal day job be?

[uber_paddler]

Dunno, but it would probably be something where I could use my superpower to give me an advantage. Inconspicuously, of course.

[Combine 017]

I wouldnt have a day job. Id use my super powers to rob banks and stuff, then help people when they need it I guess.