Teuth's (Barely) Tolerable Tally #4

[Teuthida]

You're on a first date with the species and sex of your choice and have just returned to your house/apartment/dorm/love shack. He/She/It asks in a gruff/sultry/gurgling voice for something to drink. You slip into the kitchen to get your smokin' hot whatever his/her/its beverage- but wait! He/She/It (which sounds like "he shit" if you say it really fast) is really an assassin planning to kill you moments after you return. Choose your thirst quencher/weapon!

Have fun explaining how you handle this situation. Good luck.

[Fox 6]

Liquid x wold give me super powers to beat the snot out of my assassin

[Typhoid]

Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.

[Bond]

Where the hell is tea?

[Teuthida]

Oh jeez...how did I forget the only two beverages I drink? Sitting next to a half gallon of tea and a container of old coffee this very moment.

[Combine 017]

Easy.
Bottle of Beer.
Step 1: Smash over head.
Step 2: Use shards.
Step 4: Profit.

Whats Step 3?

[Dylflon]

I didn't read the OP. I thought I was supposed to pick what to drink.

[BreakABone]

Where the hell is tea?

Were you the other?

Liquid X is tempting.. if its anything like Chemical X.

Though beer is something you can drink, use the bottle as a weapon and well... drink

[Angrist]

Other: denatured alcohol. A mouth full and a lighter should do the trick.

[The Germanator]

If I'm going to be assassinated, I choose beer. If I'm going to go down, I might as well do it drinking my favorite beer. That or a handle of bourbon, that'd be a good pre-death drink as well.

[KillerGremlin]

Needs coffee...


I keep my gun in my kitchen.