What does it mean when a girl says...?

[Bond]

Debatable subject among roommates.

[TheGame]

Well.. that could mean anything. But if they want to explore downstars, that's different. ;)

[The Germanator]

It's gotta be "she wants you."

I feel like that's a definite cue that she wants to get you alone somewhere, whether it's to chat privately or do something else privately, I don't know.

If you are in a one story apartment, she's probably an idiot.

[Swan]

Got to say she wants you.



Wait, why are you posting that here?


Why aren't you upstairs?

[Bond]

Why aren't you upstairs?
This was last night.

[BreakABone]

This was last night.

Did you go upstairs then?

And yeah, I don't know how it could mean anything else.

[Teuthida]

Perhaps the upper level is a gateway into another dimension which she yet to explore. Her boyfriend was kidnapped by a creature from aforementioned dimension and needs your help in this daring rescue. She'll compensate you by having a threesome with her, and either her boyfriend (if he's alive), or the creature kidnapper which awakened her fetish for tentacles and full body mucus membrane...if you're cool with that.

[Typhoid]

Depends on her alcohol consumption level.
But it can mean two things, and two things only - barring her being a contractor.
And that is A) She wants to have a private conversation with you or B) she wants to have a private conversation naked.

[Bube]

I was in a party with a female night elf rogue, and we were in an outdoor dungeon in WoW. She told me the same thing, but I just thought she wanted to slay some more monsters to get the quest item she so desperately wanted.

Damn.

[Angrist]

If you are in a one story apartment, she's probably an idiot. :D

And :D @ Bube for being funny and a nerd at the same time. :D

[Combine 017]

So did you explore upstairs with her?
Or did you just stand there pondering the question. :p

[Fox 6]

Depends on context and the way she said it.

But most likely she wants to bump uglies

[Bond]

I'll add some more information and see if your opinions are the same:

We had been exploring the first level of the house with a group of people, four to five including us, but after that was done I talked to her alone for around 20 minutes. She then said we should, "go explore upstairs." A guy who was sitting next to us but not in our conversation then said, "You could be a little more subtle than that."

I interpreted it as she actually did want to go explore the upstairs, but I can often be quite the literalist.

[Fox 6]

Hahahaha, yeah if youre with a group of people it probs doesnt mean that

[BreakABone]

Hahahaha, yeah if youre with a group of people it probs doesnt mean that

Except, it sounded like she asked him separate from the party.

[Fox 6]

Except, it sounded like she asked him separate from the party.

There was another guy there tho?

haha also would run the risk of a walk in....

Unless Bonder is in to that

[BreakABone]

There was another guy there tho?

haha also would run the risk of a walk in....

Unless Bonder is in to that

Well the way Bond made it sound, the other dude was eavesdropping into the conversation.

I could be wrong, and he can clarify.

And apparently Bond isn't into that. Or he would have went upstairs.

[Typhoid]

She wanted to bang.
Plain and simple.
I have my degree in vaginomics.

Even if she didn't mean "Hey let's actually fuck" - she sure didn't mean "Hey, let's go see how many rooms they have and what they keep in them." If anything it was for a response to see if you'd make a sexual jab back.



I say, sexually jab the shit out of her.

[Szymon]

I'm gonna say she wants you, because I want her to want you, but it's really all about how the line was delivered. If you got literally no signs at all that night, then it could be that she was just curious what the upstairs looked like.

[Swan]

The more that I think about it she probably wanted to steal all their stuff and blame it on you

[KillerGremlin]

She was trying to let you know that she actually has a penis and wants to penetrate your butthole like Germany did Poland in World War II.

[Dylflon]

Depends?

Wants might be a strong word. Interested in and thinks the other people you're with are tools are also distinct possibilities.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Rule of Women that you want to sleep with:

1.)Tell her She's really cool to talk to.

2.) Suggest the two of you hang out again at some other location.

3.) Continue to feel it out another 20 minutes or so if she agrees to said "Other hang out time."

4.) If she's still talking to you by this point tell her she has really pretty something (Eyes, Lips, Nose, Hair).

5.) Continue to feel it out a little longer.

6.) Make some excuse to touch her.

7.) If she doesn't flinch or shy away from said touch, find some way to get her to touch you (Tattoo, cool scar etc.) I used to get ladies by having long hair and being like "No really, I bet my hair is softer than yours" then you each had to touch the other's hair.

8.) If this is still going well either:

A - Kiss her. Don't lean in for the kiss because that's just awkward, fucking just kiss her. It's going to be awkward either way, so might as well scam a fucking kiss, the other option is the lean in close thing and if she rejects that then you didn't get a kiss and feel like a jackass in the process and she'll leave and immediately tell her friends. A kiss protects you from this embarrassment mostly as well because you can play that off as a mistake if her friends flip out. :p "Oh, I just thought she was really beautiful and She had the most gorgeous lips and we were getting along so well. I'm such an idiot, but I just wish I had a girlfriend like her maybe." This can often win you one of her friends as a consolation prize.

B - If she gets into said kiss enjoy your womens. From here on I suggest letting her take the wheel. Better than a rape accusation.

9. If this ends up getting stuck in "Dating Zone" it's time to decide if you actually like this girl or you just wanted in her pants.

If you actually like her -

A - Continue to date her, moving at a pace that is comfortable for both her and you.
B - When it comes time for intercourse be prepared.
C - Remember that you don't always have to fuck her hard...
D - Make sweet love to her
E - Always remember that "I Love You" is powerful to women. Wait to say it until you mean that shit.

If you just wanted to get in her pants -

A - Say "I love you" it doesn't matter how long you've been dating.
B - Fuck her hard.
C - NEVER, EVER EVER... Call that bitch again. You dropped the 3 most important words to a woman ever just to get laid. Give yourself a high five, tell your friends, and move on to the next party girl. Just don't ever call that one again. Odds are she's crazy now. CRAZY.


Being gay is so much easier. I don't have to play that game ^ <---- (That one I just wrote about) anymore.

It's like

1. Do you find them attractive?

Yes -

Sleep with them.

No -

Talk to someone else.

[Angrist]

A girl kept looking at me today and yesterday. Her dad was supernice to me, I thought he had this 'my daughter likes you and I'm fine with that'-look, but that's hard/stupid to tell. ;)

She looks nice, I just thought she was 17. Turns out she's 21 or older.

I probably won't see her for 4 months. :)

[Bond]

Update: This girl was a complete bitch to me for a few days, but is being normal again. I think I might ask her on a date tomorrow.

[KillerGremlin]

Update: This girl was a complete bitch to me for a few days, but is being normal again. I think I might ask her on a date tomorrow.

Ask her if she wants to explore upstairs.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Update: This girl was a complete bitch to me for a few days, but is being normal again. I think I might ask her on a date tomorrow.

Err... Women.

Like Playing hard to get bitch, or just a bitch?

This could mean she's feeling you out to see if being mean to you is fine and you'll put up with it. In other words Get the Fuck OUT!

Actually in either way I would GTFO.

Don't need that bullshit.

[Bond]

Err... Women.

Like Playing hard to get bitch, or just a bitch?

This could mean she's feeling you out to see if being mean to you is fine and you'll put up with it. In other words Get the Fuck OUT!

Actually in either way I would GTFO.

Don't need that bullshit.
Hard to get. "Complete bitch" might have been an overstatement.

[Gambit_X]

I'd say it just sounded like she was at least curious about you and wanted to get you alone in case the mood struck. The thing I've come to understand about women, though, is that most of them aren't the sort who only give you one chance with a subtle line and if you miss it, that's it. There's always a follow up, which is probably why she was being standoffish these last few days. She's seeing how persistent you are. You're definitely on the right track, man. Just don't let her stay in control of the wheel. Best thing you can do is get the upper hand of the situation.

You're a big boy, Bond. I'm sure you can sort this out yourself. I just don't think that because a chick gives an excuse to get you alone means she wants to jump your bones right then and there. She probably thought of what it might be like, but she's probably not there.

[Angrist]

I like what Gambit says. Makes me realize how old some GTers have become. :)

[KillerGremlin]

Just give her the date rape drug.

"I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories."

[Fox 6]

Bond said he was going to ask her out on a date today. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bond howd that go?

[Gambit_X]

I like what Gambit says. Makes me realize how old some GTers have become. :)

I suppose that's what happens during a six year hiatus, but let's keep that on the down low, shall we? :D

And Bond......????

[Dylflon]

So what's the status update?

Has Bond fucked this chick yet?

[Angrist]

I guess no news means bad news here.