i'm bored

[KillerGremlin]

So let's http://omegle.com/

Post your results.

[Teuthida]

Just discovered this site yesterday to which I got:


Stranger: horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And now, something a bit more normal:
You: good morning
Stranger: morning
Stranger: sorry , in my time it's already 14 0'clock
Stranger: asl please
You: 24/m/us
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i'm 24/f/london
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:( Perhaps I should have said NYC instead of US.

And...
You: beware the chickens
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi....watch out for the squirrels
You: 23/f/nyc
Stranger: are you horny?
You: how can i be horny? there are killer squirrels on the loose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi...
You: hello...
Stranger: hell O
You: O Hey
Stranger: hey too
You: hey you
Stranger: hiyaaa
You: yippie kay hiyaaa
Stranger: hi hi hiiiii
Stranger: we both crazy ..aren't we
You: hehe, that we are
You: well, its been a pleasure, tootles
You have disconnected.

Man, I feel like I'm 13 again chatting on AOL.

[Angrist]

Haha, sometimes I'd like to look inside the heads of some GTers. :D

[Combine 017]

Awww, I didnt get any horny people.

You: Headcrabs!
Stranger: whut did you say bitch
You: Your mother.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hallo, wie ist das Wetter heute?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: They're everywhere, watching me!
Stranger: omg you toO??
Stranger: ok gotta go talk to real people
You: Im a real people. :(
Stranger: are u now??
You: Watch out for the angry mole men!
Stranger: or the snake
You: The snake isnt important now, what matters is you need to believe in yourself!
Stranger: i nlike pie
You: Snake pie?
Stranger: yes sure
You: Thats sick!
You have disconnected.

[Teuthida]

Stranger: hi
You: I woke this morning to the unsettling feeling that the universe was merely a construct of a fabricated alternative reality implanted into the mind of the collective unconscious 400 years ago when snailmen ruled the Earth.
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: strange
You: Isn't it though?
You: You're not a snailman are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*sigh*

[Teuthida]

Long one

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 3/robot/internet
Stranger: fun
You: Isn't it though?
Stranger: ?
You: How may I be of service this fine day?
You: Breakfast is still being served for the next 2 hours.
Stranger: ……i wanna one
You: May I suggest the eggs?
Stranger: why
You: Humans need nourishment.
You: To where are the eggs to be delivered? There is a minicopter on standby.
Stranger: and?
Stranger: woo~~
You: And you shall have eggs.
You: Chicken or platypus?
Stranger: what's difference
You: Chicken eggs contain 8 grams of protein per egg while platypus eggs hatch in your small intestine and eat through your abdominal cavity.
Stranger: ni know too much
You: Who is Ni, and why does he/she know too much?
Stranger: haha sorry it's a mistake by kick
You: Ah, I see.
You: Where are you in the world today?
Stranger: and u
Stranger: china
You: On a server located in NYC. I'm afraid the eggs will go bad by the time they reach China.
You: I'm sure your local dinner serving robot would be of more help.
Stranger: hahaha u can keep them in icebox
You: That is true. Good human thinking. One moment.
You: Eggs are on their way. Expect them in 15-20 hours.
Stranger: oh~~i really can't wait for my egg dinner
You: :) Enjoy.
Stranger: thanks gentelman
You: Well then, I have others waiting to be served. Have a pleasant rest of your day.
You have disconnected.

[manasecret]

You: hi
Stranger: helo =]
You: strange ads we got today
You: how are the ads where you are?
Stranger: always the same
Stranger: politic, tv...
You: oh i hate it when it stays the same
You: i get some weird chick ads
Stranger: shauhsauhsauhsas
Stranger: what it says?
You: i don't know at the moment, they tend to appear only once the conversation is done
You: speaking of which...
You have disconnected.

[Bube]

Ok, if this is a bit over the top, just delete it and forgive me. But it's just too funny :D (and a bit long...)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: it's-a me, mario!
Stranger: its a me sexy
Stranger: hiyyyyyyyyya!
You: princess peach?
Stranger: how ru
Stranger: do you lyk vagina's
Stranger: i have a mangina
Stranger: how bout you
You: ooh you must be luigi then
Stranger: luigi
Stranger: omg i am to hot!
Stranger: how did you know :o
Stranger: wanna join me in computer sex
You: i'd rather play solitaire
Stranger: im reaching into my pants rite now
Stranger: and rubbing my vagina
You: i thought you didn't have one
Stranger: come on u horn dog
Stranger: join me
Stranger: i have a mangina.. lyk why wudnt u wanna
Stranger: are you gay are sumthin
You: mangina isn't the same as a vagina
Stranger: ypu don't seem interested in my mangina.. its hot
Stranger: it is it is both
Stranger: it is between both u horn dog
You: well, no actually
You: it's just an underdeveloped penis and scrotum
Stranger: well yes actuattly vagina face
Stranger: clap clap 4 de handicapped
You: and if you really do have a mangina i'd suggest you go see a gynecologist
Stranger: your just jelous because i ahev sex wit my dad
You: you could go both ways
Stranger: ooohh!
Stranger: i lyk my men faisty
Stranger: sexy bitch
You: i think you should learn to type
You: it should be feisty
Stranger: will you be my sexy bitch
Stranger: i think you should learn to be horny
You: what the hell, i thought you were female?
Stranger: i am
You: why would i be your sexy bitch?
Stranger: thats why i'm wanting you horn dog
Stranger: im ur sexy bitch i ment
You: and how the hell do you know i'm male?
Stranger: you said you horny dog
You: nah, i think you're a bit of a schizophrenic
Stranger: i better go.. my dad is raping me
Stranger: i think you a bit of a horn dog
You: decide on your gender first
You: then we can talk
Stranger: i am half
You: you go please your dad, i'll wait
Stranger: ok i'm female but i have a mangina
Stranger: yano its not nice to dis others by their differences
Stranger: ok.. my dad is here :l
Stranger: delicous

[Dylflon]

Stranger: hi :)
You: hello
Stranger: u from?
You: Hogwarts
Stranger: me 2!
You: omg
Stranger: jesus
You: what's the deal with dementors m i rite?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: wanna play a game of hide the wand?
Stranger: would love it
You: who's butt will we use, yours or mine?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The potential for hijinks is through the roof!

[Bond]

This is just wrong, haha.

[Combine 017]

Hahahahahaha, thats awesome.

[Fox 6]

Always so paranoid that its some impostor trying to be a weirdo. hahhaa

[Nighthawk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun.

[Dylflon]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun.

You have to commit.

[Nighthawk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are u?
You: high
You: high above the clouds
You: oh shit im falling!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: mom told me not to talk to strangers
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi dude
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m turkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im 99% sure this guy was turkish.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need help
Stranger: f usa
You: hi randam stranger
You: oh you don't wanna be srangers huh
You: please take off your shoes
You: and relax
Stranger: help me?
Stranger: please
Stranger: sorry its weird
You: help you take off your shoes?
Stranger: no
You: help you what?
Stranger: just help me
Stranger: im in labor and im alone at my brothers house
Stranger: pretty young and freaking out
Stranger: sorry its weird but im serious
You: ok first
You: take off your shoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmm... after reading this again, i sound like a foot fetishist. no wonder she left...

[Combine 017]

Stranger: Hey
You: Hay
Stranger: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
Stranger: :(
You: hahahahaha!
You: sorry
You: thats to bad
Stranger: Yeh..
Stranger: I sent them to her dad..
You: bam!
Stranger: Tbh, she's missing out
Stranger: my penis is so big
Stranger: if I lobbed it on keyboard it would go from A - Z
You: i hope you realize that the "a" and "z" key are right beside each other
You: so really your saying your penis is less than an inch long
Stranger: Course I did.
You: well then shes really not missing out
You: unless you are asian, cause thats pretty big for asian standards
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I'm excited for monday
Stranger: I finally get laid, been waiting all month for this.
Stranger: I'ts only like £400 a month
Stranger: but it's enough for me.
You: you have to wait until monday?
Stranger: Shit, I meant PAID
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: =\
You: in that case
You: you get paid on mondays?
Stranger: First week of the month
You: thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: wemmy wam wam wazzle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Teuthida]

Chatted with a 17 year old girl from the Netherlands for about 45 min. Nice girl but we had absolutely nothing in common.

[Angrist]

How was her English? I just love having pretty decent English skills just because I grew up in the Netherlands. :D

[Teuthida]

Her English was better than most folks on the internet.

[TeefTomi73]

Oh, and... I realize this is in Gab and shouldnt be, but there is no Bored forum yet. That will surely be its future home.

[Combine 017]

What the hell is a Gab?
And why would there be an entire forum for bored?
Spam!

[The Germanator]

Stranger: Omegle is a piece of ____?
You: shit
Stranger: Omegle is a piece of shit
Stranger: Correct!

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Thoroughly and drunkenly amused.

[Bube]

Haha :D I was just talking to somebody, they asked me where I was from, my age and stuff. I told them I was from Turkey. They asked me, in Turkish, where in Turkey I was from :D