Drunk Texts

[Swan]

I'm going to assume that I'm not the only person who has sent a few drunk texts. I've gotten into the habit of checking my phone the next day to see what I said the previous night.

Last night I sent probably my best text ever.
"Call me chevalito, I want to be your king"
I don't know why I sent it or where I got the idea for it.


So how about you folks. What are some of your good ones?

[DeathsHand]

"I is Marta i want paul for his dick ist large. Not as large as chorizo or andrew, but is second best penis. Size matters, says John Doggett. ch ch ch chorizo."

Friday June 5th. One for the record books.

[Dylflon]

I never drink and text. I have seen a couple budding relationships fall apart through drunk texts though.

[Combine 017]

I dont know Swan, I think "is mech rims!" beats that one.

[Typhoid]

I usually text people back when I'm drunk, and the only time I'll text people when I'm drinking is if I miss them, or if I can't hear them via phone.


The best thing I did though, when my friend lived with me, I was drunk one night, and me and her got into a huge fight - so I wrote her a note and stuck it to her mirror in her room. The note started off with "I'm not drunk at you."

[Fox 6]

I dont know Swan, I think "is mech rims!" beats that one.

Actually i sent "where are you?" and the reply was " I AM mech rims" was the response.

[KillerGremlin]

When I get really drunk I notice I sometimes mess up words, especially since I am an avid T9 user. However I never send texts I did not intend to send unless I actually black out...and usually when I black out it involves vomit and penises with permanent markers. The point is I don't really have any entertaining drunk text stories. Maybe I'm drinking the wrong booze.

[Jonbo298]

Mine never make sense. 80% of the time its completely unintelligible. My motor skills on a keyboard or a cell phone go way out the window when I drank heavily.

[BreakABone]

Mine never make sense. 80% of the time its completely unintelligible. My motor skills on a keyboard or a cell phone go way out the window when I drank heavily.

I can vouch BIG time for this.

I mean its like English is a 3rd language he is typing on a Japanese keyboard. :lol:

As for me, I don't send drunk text just random updates and my hands typing faster than my mind processes thought.

Like think last time, sent Swan and some of my friends a text about starting a drinking team called Forest Gump or something.

[Swan]

I can vouch BIG time for this.

I mean its like English is a 3rd language he is typing on a Japanese keyboard. :lol:

As for me, I don't send drunk text just random updates and my hands typing faster than my mind processes thought.

Like think last time, sent Swan and some of my friends a text about starting a drinking team called Forest Gump or something.

Or the sex that was taken from you and held hostage

[Angrist]

I've never been drunk, so I wouldn't know.