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Typhoid
06-28-2009, 05:36 PM
Phoenix:
http://marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/a/a5/Phoenix_force.jpg/440px-Phoenix_force.jpg


It has a 500 to 1,000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of myrrh twigs that then ignites


Centaur:
http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/images/Centaur.gif

Lucretius in his first century BC philosophical poem On the Nature of Things denied the existence of centaurs based on their differing rate of growth. He states that at three years old horses are in the prime of their life while at three humans are still little more than babies, making hybrid animals impossible
Angrist
06-28-2009, 05:46 PM
Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.
Typhoid
06-28-2009, 05:50 PM
Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.

Nor is the phoenix.
They're both mythology.
Fox 6
06-28-2009, 08:37 PM
Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.
BreakABone
06-28-2009, 08:54 PM
I don't know.. have you ever seen jean Grey when she is pissed? Seems like a monster to me.
Swan
06-28-2009, 10:40 PM
http://bp0.blogger.com/_5GLH6qt2aFM/SA6rRnyKP7I/AAAAAAAAAAk/WOGKAKUYHxg/s320/centaurs.jpg
Win
Teuthida
06-29-2009, 12:40 AM
Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.

Minotaur.
Angrist
06-29-2009, 05:36 AM
What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.
manasecret
06-29-2009, 02:02 PM
Bow and arrow beats stupid bird. Done and done.
Ric
06-29-2009, 02:31 PM
Firey bird burns bow and arrows. Fly's off.
Firey bird fires molten lava at centaur, eats roast centaur for dinner.

Phoenix can be re-born from it's own ashes, eternal regenititive life!

Phoenix wins by a million miles!

Phoenix is also a kick arse gun -
http://perfectdark.3dactionplanet.gamespy.com/pd/guides/mission08_40.jpg
Teuthida
06-29-2009, 02:34 PM
Definitely the phoenix. And if we're to go by the Harry Potter series, centaurs are dicks.
Dylflon
06-29-2009, 03:43 PM
Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.

That was actually a minotaur which is a sort of reverse centaur - body of human, head of a bull.
Angrist
06-29-2009, 04:33 PM
http://bumout.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/minotaur.jpg
Typhoid
06-29-2009, 05:34 PM
What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.


Angrist, I've said it like, 4 times.
It's Monster/Mythological Monsters.
Grasp it.
I know these posts aren't Nintendo-based, but still.
Angrist
06-29-2009, 06:10 PM
But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

But now that you mention it, I also like the Phoenix better because 2 Nintendo exclusives have that in the name.
Dylflon
07-02-2009, 12:18 AM
But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

But now that you mention it, I also like the Phoenix better because 2 Nintendo exclusives have that in the name.

Hahahaha
KillerGremlin
07-02-2009, 01:49 PM
But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

:lol:
Professor S
07-02-2009, 03:50 PM
The pheonix will take this whole thing. You can't kill it. It can just sit there regenerate until you starve to death.
BreakABone
07-02-2009, 04:01 PM
The pheonix will take this whole thing. You can't kill it. It can just sit there regenerate until you starve to death.

Now isn't there like a time limit on when the phoenix can regenerate?
I mean... I guess... you could just take it out during that time.
Teuthida
07-02-2009, 05:36 PM
Throw it into a void. No air, no fire, no rebirth.
Angrist
07-03-2009, 08:14 AM
In Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne you could kill the egg if you were fast enough.

Of course the Bloodmage would just resummon it a minute later.
KillerGremlin
07-03-2009, 02:22 PM
I figure you could probably just dump some water or use a fire extinguisher on the Phoenix while it is regenerating, that or pull a Conker's Bad Fur Day and just extinguish the flame with your bladder full of beer. :lol:

Seriously though, the Phoenix would kick the shit out of the Centaur. The Phoenix has a long history of being an awesome mythical creature, and the Centaur exists because some human decided he wanted to put his penis into a horse.

Would you rather bow down to some horse fucking ancestor or some mystical fire bird! Yeah, that's what I thought.
Ric
07-08-2009, 08:19 AM
I figure you could probably just dump some water or use a fire extinguisher on the Phoenix while it is regenerating, that or pull a Conker's Bad Fur Day and just extinguish the flame with your bladder full of beer. :lol:

Seriously though, the Phoenix would kick the shit out of the Centaur. The Phoenix has a long history of being an awesome mythical creature, and the Centaur exists because some human decided he wanted to put his penis into a horse.

Would you rather bow down to some horse fucking ancestor or some mystical fire bird! Yeah, that's what I thought.

:lol: :lolz: :lol: :lolz: