Krampus vs. El Chupacabra

[Typhoid]

Krampus:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Krampus_Morzger_Pass_Salzburg_2008_10.jpg/400px-Krampus_Morzger_Pass_Salzburg_2008_10.jpg
Krampus acts as an anti-Saint Nicholas where instead of giving gifts to good children, he gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells.



El Chupacabra:
http://www.paranormal-fr.net/dossiers/images/chupacabra-2.png
CNN's Ed Lavandera has described the Chupacabra as the "Bigfoot of Latino culture" and has stated that "El Chupacabra also symbolizes the fear of something that doesn't exist"

[BreakABone]

I want to like you Krampus, but what you bring to the table is warnings? WARNINGS? What are you a grade school teacher?

[Angrist]

*remembers the Dexter's Lab episode on the Chupacabra*

Anything which name makes goats scream out in fear gets my respect.

[The Germanator]

El Chupacabra by a mile. I got an A in Spanish 3 when I did a report on El Chupacabra back in 10th grade.

In fact, if El Chupacabra doesn't win this contest, I may just quit the forums, I feel that strongly about it.*







*false

[manasecret]

Suckin' all your goats? Meh, Krampus don't eat no goats. He is sustained only by fear.

And scaring kids and women? Scaring someone might actually kill them. And who knows, maybe Mr. Chupacabra is the way he is only because Krampus scared the fuck out of him as a kid for being naughty.

Krampus wins.

[BreakABone]

Suckin' all your goats? Meh, Krampus don't eat no goats. He is sustained only by fear.

And scaring kids and women? Scaring someone might actually kill them. And who knows, maybe Mr. Chupacabra is the way he is only because Krampus scared the fuck out of him as a kid for being naughty.

Krampus wins.

He scares them with a firm talking to!
Come on, that has to count against him.

[Typhoid]

Always the selective reader, arent you Three Dog?

It says he also gives them "punishments".
Who knows what that entails.

[The Germanator]

Yeah, but look at the guy's name. How easy is it to make fun of that guy?

"Oh my god, here comes Krampussy. C'mon, what a joke.

Though, the more I reflect on that, the fact that he "crams pussy" kinda makes him a perv if he's going after children.

Anyway, I love how silly this, but Chupacabra is so much better it's not even funny (or silly)

[BreakABone]

Always the selective reader, arent you Three Dog?

It says he also gives them "punishments".
Who knows what that entails.

I'm sorry!
So he gives them detention.
Or maybe he sends them to their room without dessert.

[Fox 6]

I'm sorry!
So he gives them detention.
Or maybe he sends them to their room without dessert.

Earl, for all you know Krampus is the friggin Jigsaw of the monster world.

[Ric]

*remembers the Dexter's Lab episode on the Chupacabra*

That's the first thing I thought of. Cant find a video though, the episode was called Got Your Goat.

And for the record El Chupacabra is real ;)

I bloody hate goats aswell, they are such pathetic creatures. Go El Chupacabra, kill them goats.

[Zen]

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[Teuthida]

:D :D :D :D :D

[Typhoid]

Oh come on, Krampus is by far super awesome.
He's the anti-Santa Clause, and he enjoys scaring children, come on!

[manasecret]

Yeah, I just don't understand what's so dangerous about a creature that sucks on goats. Hell, Mr. Chupacabra is so much of a pussy that he feels the need to hide from everyone. Krampus would kram that pussy.

[Swan]

Big deal, it sucks on goats.




Krampus is just frightening. I think I should start dressing like that around christmas