Picture caption battle

[Angrist]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/06/miyamoto_psp_go.jpg

Go go go!!

[Bube]

-Is this the new DS?
+No sir, it's the..
-Mario play!

'Cause they've had too many DS models and Mario games lately.

[KillerGremlin]

"Where do I put my penis?"

"In the 2.5mm headphone jack, of course!"

[BreakABone]

"So where do the games go?"

[Teuthida]

"I am so high right now."

[Angrist]

"No mr. Miyamoto, no matter how hard you push, that DS game isn't going to fit."

(Explains the way Miyamoto-san looks.)

[Ric]

Shiguru: ''I dont get it''
Baldie: ''It's easy Shiggsy see, just press there.''
Shiguru: ''What... who designed this piece of crap''

Shig - Where's the security tag?
Bald - On the front there, look.
Shig - Right I'll break it off then we'll make a run for it.

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Baldie - *points* 'this is the handheld of the future, you need this shiggsy'
Shiguru - *thinks* who the fuck is this weirdo? get me out of here'

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Baldie - :lol: look at this flimsy piece of crap
Shiguru - Shit, it just snapped. :sneaky:

[Angrist]

Some good ones I read on Cubed³:

Baldie: No Mr. Miyamoto, that's the off-button.
Miyamoto: ... I know.

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Miyamoto: So where's the money-printing slot?


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(A follow-up)
Baldie: "No, you insert the money here..."

[Nighthawk]

+ is that..? is that you with that dog?

- * shitto! wrong button! *