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BreakABone
03-31-2009, 02:13 AM
This list is pretty cool (and only took a few hours to load :lol: )

#9: Picking Up Every Single Item In Fallout 3

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If you walked around your house with a sack and filled it with cups, forks, wrenches, bottle caps, and irradiated soda cans, people would assume you were bat-shit crazy. Bethesda Software preyed on our inner obsession to pick up everything and then made us question if any of it was ever worth it. Max out your item slots and you become a sluggish, over-encumbered traveler - like a fat comic book nerd with too much Jedi flare pinned to his trench coat.

#8: Organizing Your Animal Crossing Furniture

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Don’t lie: Your bedroom in real life is a fucking disaster compared to your Animal Crossing house. The more time you spend color coordinating furniture sets, reorganizing your dresser, and making sure the carpet matches the curtains, the less attention your actual personal hygiene and gas and electric bill are getting. Throw in the notion of Feng Shui arrangement and you can pretty much kiss goodbye to life as you know it, and that’s when you’re not shaking down every tree in town for bells. Make sure to lose sleep all night at the thought that there might be a roach in your house or a weed in your town just waiting to be wiped clean. It’s probably there now. No, it definitely is. Maybe lots of them. Go. Now.

Now.

#7: Meticulously Juggling Dozens Of Save Files For One Game

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Imagine if you could wake up with the possibility of living out your day as one of 8 different versions of you. There’s the one that had a healthy dinner and got a good night’s sleep last night, sure, but most likely you’re going to be forced into spending Monday as the guy who wasted all his money at the bar last night, furiously unprepared for whatever the day will throw at you. Gamers know this regret will eat away at their minds and could even force them to abandon their quest entirely, so we assign a save slot for every single thing we do, kill, or collect because we have to.

#6: Shooting A Few Bullets From Your Clip Before You Pick Up A New Clip In A FPS

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You murdered a room full of idiotic soldiers, stocked up on ammo, reloaded and..what’s that? More ammo? You’re not just going to leave it there on the floor, are you? What if a kid finds it and ends up on the news blaming video games again? It’s probably best to fire off a single round so you have some capacity to pick up a new clip, and then repeat until the floors are completely clean and spotless of discarded armory. Make sure to backtrack through every area and grab all the body armor, despite already sporting a chest full of it.

#5: Repeatedly Shooting The Door In A Metroid Prime Game Even Though You Know It Will Load Eventually Anyway

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It’s a well known fact that the door animations in the Metroid Prime series are cleverly masked loading screens that help to ease the transition from area to area without breaking stride. That doesn’t stop gamers from incessantly hammering them with arm cannon blasts, missiles, and anything else to ease the wait. Does it make the door open faster? Go try that same shit on the elevator button at your job and find out for yourself.

#4: Timing Your Jump After A Super Mario Bros. 3 Boss To Catch The Wand Perfectly Mid-Air

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Scientists have determined that the number one motive behind the SMB3 wand jump is simply because it looks awesome as fuck. You have to catch the wand. You just kicked the scurvy out of a Koopa Kid in an airship galley and you’re just going to let that wand drop from the sky, hit the floor, and bounce for 5 seconds as you stare at it in idiotic awe? No, you dolt! You’re going to leap into the air and grab some fucking style points before they get tainted by the ground beneath you. Don’t miss it. Don’t even think about missing it. It barely even counts as beating the boss if you miss it.

#3: Audibly Singing “SEGAAAA” When A Genesis Sonic the Hedgehog Game Booted Up And The Sega Logo Flashed

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Maybe it’s inherently connected to that same shred of membrane that made us sing along to awful sitcom theme songs growing up (Full House’s theme song oddly pondered the whereabouts of “predictability” while simultaneously delivering the most predictable plot scenarios imaginable) but many of us can’t look at the Sega logo without singing it’s name. Even through the Genesis’ warbled sound drive or worse - through the Game Gear’s tinny little muffled speakers we knew we were just moments away from incredible, yet to be tainted Sonic the Hedgehog goodness. It’s like watching a girl unbutton her bra right in front of you. You know within a matter of minutes you’ll have some tits in your face.

#2: Picking Up Every Item In A Legend of Zelda Game Even Though You Already Maxed Out What You Can Carry

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Almost every game is littered with instances of over-feeding your inner collection whore, but Zelda games take it to the next stage by rarely even giving you much to spend your coin on (or rupees, in this case). The result is a maxed out wallet and a dungeon packed with treasure chests that don’t amount to dick. But are you really going to leave that room without opening every single chest, smashing every pot, hacking away at every blade of grass, and slaughtering every skeleton? Of course not! That would just eat away at you for the rest of the temple.

#1: Jumping As You Enter A Boss Door In A Mega Man Game

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Every single Mega Man gamer is inexplicably guilty of this wildly rewarding but ultimately pointless display of action. Some of us probably did it all over again without even thinking twice when Mega Man 9 hit consoles last year. But why do we do it? Nobody knows for sure, but I’d like to think that nothing screams “I’m going to fuck you up, robot master!” like leaping through a doorway and levitating over to the next screen to surprise him. Plus, it’s one of the few times you can jump with certainty in a Mega Man game without the possibility of projectiles, disappearing platforms, or random explosions killing you.

Personally, I know suffer from a few of these.
http://the-minusworld.com/2009/03/30/the-top-9-video-game-ocd-moments-you-know-youre-guilty-of/

Dyne
03-31-2009, 04:01 AM
Hahaha, I didn't do any of these, until I saw the Megaman one.

It was badass watching Megaman X glide through the air to the boss, yeah. Especially because his jump frame animation is so awesome.

Angrist
03-31-2009, 09:46 AM
#7 Guilty. I did that to the max in Myth II: Soulblighter and Half-Life 1. I'd reload the game when I got hit by an enemy. Even when right after that there were health packs. Because you'd never know when you were going to need those.

#6 I did quite the opposite. I always want some backup ammo lying around, in case I waste some and need to refill. I'd get frustrated when I picked up a whole magazine for just 1 bullet....

#5 Yep.

#4 Hah, I never knew other people did that too. It's awesome.

#2 It's terrible, not being able to spend rupees, but having to find lots of them everywhere. There's no way I'm leaving a single chest unopened though.

Never played those other games.

Combine 017
03-31-2009, 01:52 PM
Picking up every single item in Fallout 3 is a necessity when the only weapon you want to use is the rock-it launcher.

Bube
03-31-2009, 02:11 PM
Guilty of 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 and 2.

Not 1 because I've never played a Mega Man game :D

Fyacin
03-31-2009, 06:51 PM
Guilty of 9, 8, 7, 6, 5 ,3, and 2.
ROFL

Jonbo298
03-31-2009, 09:07 PM
Guilty of quite a few. Fallout 3 I wish I could be more of but damn you weight limits.

ZebraRampage
03-31-2009, 11:42 PM
4 made me laugh. I do that every time.

Swan
04-01-2009, 01:16 AM
Only one I am kind of quilty of is the SEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA one.


used to do that with any console that had singing