What did Swan Do with the Squirrel?

[BreakABone]

Swan had a dying squirrel in his fire place.
Now he says that the squirrel has been dealt with, but won't tell anyone what that means.

So let your creative juices out, and come up what
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1954/123/10/129400599/n129400599_30412806_3402.jpg
Swan did with the
http://www.treehugger.com/army_squirrel.jpg

I'm going to guess that Swan pulled the squirrel out of the fire, and ate it for dinner. IT did take him like 2 hours to prepare.

[Dyne]

Ewww. Who cares what happened. That's gross. The fireplace probably has rabies now.

[KillerGremlin]

I think it is pretty apparent that Swan shoved a toilet paper tube up his you know what and let the squirrel run up it for deviant Canadian pleasure.

kinda like this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex%20gerbil
http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2474/lemmiwinkshf0.jpg

Also...get a haircut you damn Canadian! :p

[Typhoid]

I say he told his mom, and she scooped it up in a plastic bag and chucked it in the outside garbage.

[GameMaster]

Can you describe in greater detail it's state of dying?

Was it injured, mortally wounded, unconscious, shallow breathing, etc...

I would have taken it to a wildlife center for care and healing

P.S. Who is that smoking hot girl in the tank top?

[Combine 017]

One question, did you bring tyler over?