Movie Plot Twist-Up: Twitter Style

[BreakABone]

This is stolen from somewhere that stole it from somewhere else. The basic idea is to flip the scipt of the movie in I believe 160 characters or so, not sure the exact twitter limit.

Some examples,

Spiderman: radioactive man bites a spider, giving it human abilities.

Benjamin Button - Man gets older, everybody else gets younger.

Pleasantville: Brother and sister introduce order and conformity into a lively small town, only to be snatched away into an even more chaotic and uncaring world.

Willy Wonka: A young boy's chocolate factory is taken from him in a hostile takeover by a eccentric capitalist in a top hat. The boy ends up living in the slums in abject poverty with his mother and bedridden grandparents.

[GameMaster]

I think it's 140 characters but it doesn't matter, 160 is all good.

As a side-note, there's an actual term for this, it's called a log line. I only know this because of a film class I took. But it's basically a one sentence summary of the pitch that people give to studios when proposing a movie or TV show.

Just want to make sure Twitter doesn't get undue credit.

This one's funny:

The following "log line" has been widely circulated on the internet:

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."

-- Log Line for The Wizard of Oz, attributed to Richard Polito of the Marin Independent Journal, who writes humorously sarcastic briefs for the paper's daily TV listings.

[Angrist]

Jurassic Park: God creates a park where he breeds humans. Because of a traitor, the humans break free and go on a rampage, cloning dinosaurs.

Wow, I came up with that myself.

[Dylflon]

Frodo retrieves a magic ring from Gollum who is born from a volcano. Orcs try desperately to retrieve the keepsake as Frodo flees to hide it in Hobbiton.

[Fyacin]

Neo wakes to find a white rabbit stalking him, then meets mysterious men in black suits who can tell him the secrets, but only if he finds the mysterious "Trinity" first..

[Dylflon]

There was this one I saw a long time ago that I thought was really funny.


War of the Worlds: Aliens use their regeneration rays to bring back the world and its people from the brink of destruction while a man grows increasingly alienated from his children.



It was something along those lines.

[KillerGremlin]

2 Girls, 1 Cup: 2 girls start making out. One of them shits into a cup. They then proceed to eat the shit and throw up on each other.

[Dylflon]

2 Girls, 1 Cup: 2 girls start making out. One of them shits into a cup. They then proceed to eat the shit and throw up on each other.

I'm so glad I've never seen this.

[Angrist]

Me too. :)

Edit: I mean, what the heck, we're not interested in what you are glad you haven't seen!! :mad:

;)

[Dylflon]

Me too. :)

Edit: I mean, what the heck, we're not interested in what you are glad you haven't seen!! :mad:

;)

Hahaha. Well played.

[BreakABone]

Quantum of Solace: Man retires from spy agency with the love of his life with all conflict resolved.

Casino Royale: Spy tries to redeem himself after losing all of his country's money in a poker match with a terrorist.

[BreakABone]

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

These are summaries but still pretty swank.

[Vampyr]

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: Lion leaps out of a wardrobe into a cluttered room and eats 4 children.

[KillerGremlin]

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: Lion leaps out of a wardrobe into a cluttered room and eats 4 children.

haha, epic. I think doing a parody thread would be fun. Or doing sardonic movie plot twist-ups.

X-Men: The Last Stand: That whore Halle Berry demands more screen time, integral characters are killed off, mutants lose their powers.

Transformers: Something something, Meghan Fox bends over, robot explosions.

[Combine 017]

Transformers: Something something, Meghan Fox bends over, robot explosions.

No no no, nononono no no, NOOOOOOO, no no no no.

[KillerGremlin]

No no no, nononono no no, NOOOOOOO, no no no no.

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