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Typhoid
03-17-2009, 04:14 PM
Bull:

http://www.sights-and-culture.com/America/rodeo-bull-riding.jpg





Kangaroo.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7kiCE-AZNtY/ST3-MwJ_sHI/AAAAAAAABc8/kJZT0BTDzrI/s400/boxing+kangaroo.jpg
Fox 6
03-17-2009, 04:15 PM
no poll?
Typhoid
03-17-2009, 04:18 PM
no poll?

That's wierd.
I hadn't even posted the thread yet when you commented on that, I was still making the poll.
Combine 017
03-17-2009, 04:29 PM
Kangaroo's are vicious. They have powerful leg muscles and claws that will tear you up. It will just jump over a charging bull and kick its ass. You always see people riding on bulls but how often do you see someone ride a kangaroo?
Fox 6
03-17-2009, 05:32 PM
Teddy Roosevelt boxed a Kangaroo, and lost.
Nighthawk
03-17-2009, 06:53 PM
punching a human is something, but punching a bull that's charging towards you? kangaroo doesn't have much chance.
Combine 017
03-17-2009, 07:19 PM
punching a human is something, but punching a bull that's charging towards you? kangaroo doesn't have much chance.

Did you even read what I said?
It will just jump over a charging bull.
Dyne
03-17-2009, 11:44 PM
punching a human is something, but punching a bull that's charging towards you? kangaroo doesn't have much chance.

Doesn't have much? It doesn't have ANY chance.

Marsupials are cute and all, but it really has no chance in a fight.
KillerGremlin
03-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Running of the bulls. Rodeos. Bulls mess people up.

My cousin lives in Australia, she did some college stuff there and loved it so much she lives there now. Bottom line, she says Kangaroos are to Australia what deer are to America.

I assume Canadians have deer?

Anyway...I digress.

Kangaroos = Australian roadkill.

here's a video of a big badass Eagle eating a kangaroo
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here's a kangaroo jumping into a race
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Seriously, kangaroos suck. All the bull has to do is charge in the kangaroos general direction, and the kangaroo will think the bull is a car...and well you know how the rest goes.
KillerGremlin
03-19-2009, 01:00 PM
also...
http://www.bragster.com/pictures/0046/6036/family_guy_vs_kangaroo_brag_medium.jpg
Dylflon
03-19-2009, 02:42 PM
Somebody has to break this tie!
BreakABone
03-19-2009, 03:02 PM
Somebody has to break this tie!

I'm still debating, I could see it going either way.
Dylflon
03-20-2009, 05:48 PM
Dead God, somebody break the tie!
BreakABone
03-20-2009, 11:49 PM
So what do we do herE?
Bond
03-21-2009, 12:56 AM
Opened for an extra day! Someone vote!
Zen
03-21-2009, 01:16 AM
bull, michael jordan approves
KillerGremlin
03-21-2009, 02:19 PM
bull, michael jordan approves

you're a bulls fan?