View Full Version : Puma vs. Dragon
Professor S
03-10-2009, 12:23 PM
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/puma.jpg
VS
http://crossetts.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/komodo-dragon.jpg
Fox 6
03-10-2009, 01:10 PM
cougar.
Teuthida
03-10-2009, 02:32 PM
Mouth full of deadly bacteria, not deadly spit. So one bite from the dragon and the puma would eventually die. But the puma might mortally wound the dragon first....tough skin though. Going with the Komodo native on this one.
Unless he has poison coming out of his ass, too, the Dragon stands no chance.
Professor S
03-10-2009, 02:54 PM
To be fair, the komodo dragon has been known to run as fast as 35mph and can disembowel a human with it's claws.
Dragons can only climb trees when they're young. Pumas can always climb trees. Fact.
Teuthida
03-10-2009, 03:12 PM
Yeah, climb a tree to save its ass from death by dragon.
Komodo dragons also possess virulent bacteria in their saliva, of which more than 28 Gram-negative and 29 Gram-positive strains have been isolated. These bacteria cause septicemia in their victim; if an initial bite does not kill the prey animal and it escapes, it will commonly succumb within a week to the resulting infection.
One nip and that puma is done for.
Fyacin
03-10-2009, 05:32 PM
I doubt that puny kitten could even scratch the dragon's hide.
Typhoid
03-10-2009, 05:46 PM
A full grown puma could kick it's ass.
BreakABone
03-10-2009, 06:37 PM
This dragon doesn't even fly or spit fire? :(
Professor S
03-11-2009, 08:34 AM
The poll closes at 4pm EST today.
Next: Mule vs Beaver
Fyacin
03-11-2009, 10:19 AM
Woah Woah, you can't close the poll just as the dragon is catching up!
Angrist
03-11-2009, 10:28 AM
I voted puma because I like them. If it would have been a real dragon, I would have voted that.
GameMaster
03-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Puma shoes or dragon-hide!
http://imgur.com/K7QL.png
Typhoid
03-11-2009, 05:54 PM
I voted puma because I like them. If it would have been a real dragon, I would have voted that.
Technically it is a real dragon.
Angrist
03-12-2009, 08:17 AM
Yeah the pun was intended. Because real dragons aren't real...
Professor S
03-12-2009, 03:14 PM
DRAGON FAIL
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