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KillerGremlin
02-01-2009, 03:11 AM
and by dirty deed i mean GOING ALL THE WAY!

oral, handies, loopy-dee-loops or what-have-yous do not count! (well...they can, but you should clarify since technically it's not as crazy)

you don't need to be explicit...just say the place like "at church, in back of kindergarden class, etc."
Seth
02-01-2009, 02:01 PM
A coffee shop.
KillerGremlin
02-01-2009, 03:49 PM
A coffee shop.

Haha...ohh man reminds me of Zach and Miri. So was it during the day? And was it actually in the coffee shop or did you escape to the coffee shop bathroom.
The Germanator
02-01-2009, 03:54 PM
Probably the communal kitchen in a house at my college. It was in the middle of the day and one of those situations where anyone could have walked in at any time. Not super extreme, but extreme enough, haha.
BreakABone
02-01-2009, 04:39 PM
As told KG last night, Prospect Park.
Swan
02-01-2009, 05:27 PM
I introduced a chick to spiderman on the steps of the Vancouver court house
BreakABone
02-01-2009, 06:07 PM
I introduced a chick to spiderman on the steps of the Vancouver court house

So now you have to share with the class, this spiderman you speak of?

It's either the most cleverly geeky way to name your penis or...
The Germanator
02-01-2009, 06:16 PM
My imagination leads to something about shooting a sticky white substance...I mean, the idea of Spider-Man is a very good metaphor for puberty.
BreakABone
02-01-2009, 06:32 PM
My imagination leads to something about shooting a sticky white substance...I mean, the idea of Spider-Man is a very good metaphor for puberty.

That's what I was thinking.
I mean it shoots "webs" that usually dissolve pretty quickly in open environment.

But maybe Swan had a different idea in mind.
Combine 017
02-01-2009, 06:45 PM
That's what I was thinking.
I mean it shoots "webs" that usually dissolve pretty quickly in open environment.

But maybe Swan had a different idea in mind.

Hahaha, yes he had an entirely different idea in mind.
Although your thought of it is pretty good to, I could definitely see Swan naming his penis Spiderman.
Swan
02-01-2009, 09:00 PM
Everyone knows my penis is named Thunder-Fuck-Skull-Gore
jeepnut
02-01-2009, 11:51 PM
Uh...nowhere?

Yeah...that's all I got.
TheSlyMoogle
02-02-2009, 03:35 AM
During a showing of Step Brothers.

;)
KillerGremlin
02-02-2009, 03:43 AM
From urbandictionary:


1. spider man

A sexual deviation.
just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

2. spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.
I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.


As I told Earl, craziest place probably was like 3 feet from my roommate in the middle of the day while he sat in a chair next to the bed....although I have also been in my fair share of parks/cars. Also in the girl's public bathroom (not co-ed) freshman year, i guess anyone could of walked in
DeathsHand
02-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation.
Dylflon
02-02-2009, 05:12 PM
Back of a minivan.
KillerGremlin
02-03-2009, 10:41 AM
Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation.

I think you win this thread. That may be untoppable.
Acebot44
02-03-2009, 11:13 AM
In a hammock, standing up
BreakABone
02-03-2009, 12:03 PM
In a hammock, standing up

I want to understand the gravity of this.
Krypton
02-03-2009, 12:18 PM
my friends parent's bedroom.
homecoming weekend.
manasecret
02-03-2009, 12:58 PM
My Top 3 (of the last four posted)

3. Wins for the pure curiosity-inducing factorIn a hammock, standing up

2. Wins for the kinky wrongness of it.my friends parent's bedroom.
homecoming weekend.

and

NUMBER 1. Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation. Wins for the WTF are-you-serious? tell-me-more! factor.
KillerGremlin
02-03-2009, 01:19 PM
I also am having a hard time visualizing your hammock adventure. I can only assume you were standing with your feet through the hammock rope while your partner laid in the hammock.

But if there is a more interesting twist to this I would, by all means, like to hear it haha.
Krypton
02-03-2009, 04:41 PM
another odd place, and which may be better than the last time i posted in this thread;

my friend's bedroom, the same day as the time before.
Happydude
02-04-2009, 08:51 AM
as of right now the craziest place, which is not so crazy actually is my girlfriend's friend's parent's bedroom...

or a hotel room with 4 other people in the room...
Professor S
02-04-2009, 02:42 PM
On the back of a running lion in the Serengeti while young Meatloaf followed on a hovercraft singing Bat out of Hell!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/398626638_5d529af563.jpg

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DeathsHand
02-04-2009, 03:02 PM
Of course I wasn't serious, I don't touch people.
manasecret
02-04-2009, 03:17 PM
On the back of a running lion in the Serengeti while young Meatloaf followed on a hovercraft singing Bat out of Hell!

Fake.
Professor S
02-04-2009, 03:23 PM
Fake.

PROVE IT!
Swan
02-04-2009, 05:47 PM
Just remembered another one.


On the girls grandparents bed
Dyne
02-04-2009, 06:13 PM
In the middle of a park.
GameMaster
02-04-2009, 10:13 PM
On top of an overdue library book.
KillerGremlin
02-05-2009, 01:59 AM
On top of an overdue library book.

Having sex with a book doesn't count....
KillerGremlin
02-05-2009, 02:00 AM
Just remembered another one.


On the girls grandparents bed

Eww..old people smell.
Swan
02-05-2009, 05:11 PM
The grandparents weren't there silly.


But damn that would have been hot if they were:drool:
jeepnut
02-07-2009, 05:22 PM
Of course I wasn't serious, I don't touch people.

I KNEW IT!
Combine 017
02-08-2009, 04:28 PM
In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.
Mr.Molecule
02-08-2009, 04:33 PM
In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.

I can only hope that you didn't let her in... :ohreilly:
Combine 017
02-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Hahaha, of course not.
KillerGremlin
02-09-2009, 03:01 AM
In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.

I've had my mom banging on my door...to give me flipping mail too.

Never the bathroom though.
Swan
02-09-2009, 06:41 PM
I've had my mom banging on my door.
Ew
BreakABone
02-09-2009, 07:02 PM
Ew

:lolz: :lol:
KillerGremlin
02-10-2009, 03:59 AM
:lolz: :lol:

If you think that is funny...reminds me of a funny story...
which is just humiliating and shameful and happened in high school and I am going to go cry now.
Seth
02-11-2009, 03:21 PM
Haha...ohh man reminds me of Zach and Miri. So was it during the day? And was it actually in the coffee shop or did you escape to the coffee shop bathroom.

it's funny cuz her and I watched zach and miri the other day...
my ex used to work at a coffee shop so I used to hang out and help her with close up and i'd get free shit. We fucked in many different parts of the shop...during business hours....cuz in canada it gets dark after 4 in the winter so it's less sketchy in the evening. anyway, i've also done the deed on the beach, in a park and in a vw bug. Nothing too crazy.
KillerGremlin
02-13-2009, 10:18 AM
it's funny cuz her and I watched zach and miri the other day...
my ex used to work at a coffee shop so I used to hang out and help her with close up and i'd get free shit. We fucked in many different parts of the shop...during business hours....cuz in canada it gets dark after 4 in the winter so it's less sketchy in the evening. anyway, i've also done the deed on the beach, in a park and in a vw bug. Nothing too crazy.

Haha, oh man. I had trouble doing it in a Ford Escape...I like my space...can't imagine the Bug.

I forgot, I did it in the back of a Ford Explorer at a outdoor drive-in movie. So there was a bunch of families and little kiddies around, and it was during summer, and windows fogged up....
Swan
02-13-2009, 03:22 PM
it's funny cuz her and I watched zach and miri the other day...
my ex used to work at a coffee shop so I used to hang out and help her with close up and i'd get free shit. We fucked in many different parts of the shop...during business hours....cuz in canada it gets dark after 4 in the winter so it's less sketchy in the evening. anyway, i've also done the deed on the beach, in a park and in a vw bug. Nothing too crazy.

Did she ask you to do her some place really uncomfortable and you got the wrong message?