BreakABone
07-16-2008, 12:12 AM
*BaB walks through the set*
LAdies and gentlemen, welcome to another fun-filled interview. As you can see, we are in a lovely supermarket today because our guest is Mr. Typhoid.
BaB: Typhoid would you like to introduce yourself.
Typhoid: Chicken friend rice.
BaB: Excuse me?
Typhoid: Sorry, I have this habit of spouting out random foods. My doctor says its like... carrot cake....
BaB: Is this gonna be a problem?
Typhoid: Cherry coke... no, I don't think so.
BaB: Let's hope not. Let's get this interview underway. What were your earliest memories of gaming?
Typhoid: Formula milk. The bottle in my hand.
BaB: Gaming related...
Typhoid: It was all the same to me. Pound cake. I don't remember ALL too well which came first. But back when I was a wee little tot, me and my sister used to always play Yoshi against eachother on the NES. Chicken tenders. We still play it now. Other than that, there was the obvious Duck Hunt thrown in there, with a mix of whatever the current RBI Baseball at the time was. Salisbury steak.
BaB: Do you know you named like 4 dishes in there without missing a beat?
Typhoid: No idea.
BaB: What was your first gaming console and game?
Typhoid: Blueberry pancakes.
BaB: Can you really not control it?
Typhoid: It is beyond bacon and eggs. The first one I bought with my own money was a Sega Genesis, and the first game would have been Sonic the Hedgehog. I still remember the super cheat code for it. 19 69 9 17, hold A + C, then press start.
BaB: Interesting, I don't remember that code to be honest.
BaB: What were some of your favorite games growing up?
Typhoid: I liked the obscure games nobody else did. Battletoads, Double Dragon, Marble Madness, Sk8 Or Die, Megaman, Vectorman, Earthworm Jim.
BaB: You know most of those aren't too obscure. I know for a fact 3 of them had cartoon series. And two had a team-up.
Typhoid: Snazzleberries. Most of them were obscure. And of course whichever NHL game was current at the time.
BaB: What gaming consoles have you owned?
Typhoid: NES, peanut butter, Super Nintendo, jelly, Sega, cream cheese Playstation, fluff, N64, cheese, PS2, mayonnaise, PS3. I still have all of them, too.
BaB: Playstation man, I see.
BaB: What was your favorite game of all time?
Typhoid: Of all time?Pineapple upside down cake. Jesus. Favourite game is tough. The first thing that comes to mind is Jet Set Radio Future.
BaB: Favorite console?
Typhoid: Favourite console would be the PS3, or the Genesis. I liked the Genesis more than usual because to me, it had a gigantic mass number of awesome games.
BaB: Franchise?
Typhoid: I won't state my favourite franchise. I like to live...
BaB: My readers have a right to know! Damnit!
Typhoid: NO! Banana creme pie.
BaB: Has your gaming taste changed like your food preference throughout this conversation?
Typhoid: Not really. I still like really obscure and awkward games, and still play a handful of sports games when I get a chance. The only thing that's really changed is the little amount of time I have to play the games.
BaB: You grow old. We all do.
BaB: Describe if you could your ideal game.
Typhoid: Metal Gear Solid 4, with a touch of Grand Theft Auto, on ice - with hedgehogs and dinosaurs in red running shoes. And ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
BaB: I'm not even sure I can begin to imagine how any of that would work. Maybe the ice cream and hedgehogs.
BaB: The age old question, Graphics or Gameplay?
Typhoid: Graphics. I think Graphics really add to the gameplay more than people think. You can't really get into the old Space Invaders on a personal level, because you're a friggin' triangle fighting cubes. Ice cube. Ice Tea. Ice Coffee. Anything on the rocks.
BaB: *Begins to get annoyed* That may be true, but would Space Invaders be a different game with HD graphics and enemies you could make out?
BaB: Finally. What are you currently playing?
Typhoid: Final Fantasy Tactics: A2, MGS4. I'm hungry.
BaB: I can't imagine why food is on your mind. Lo mein out.
*BaB walks out of the room*
This one was quite the pickle to write. Don't know how it comes off. Anyhow, join us next time as we meet the man behind the Bond.
LAdies and gentlemen, welcome to another fun-filled interview. As you can see, we are in a lovely supermarket today because our guest is Mr. Typhoid.
BaB: Typhoid would you like to introduce yourself.
Typhoid: Chicken friend rice.
BaB: Excuse me?
Typhoid: Sorry, I have this habit of spouting out random foods. My doctor says its like... carrot cake....
BaB: Is this gonna be a problem?
Typhoid: Cherry coke... no, I don't think so.
BaB: Let's hope not. Let's get this interview underway. What were your earliest memories of gaming?
Typhoid: Formula milk. The bottle in my hand.
BaB: Gaming related...
Typhoid: It was all the same to me. Pound cake. I don't remember ALL too well which came first. But back when I was a wee little tot, me and my sister used to always play Yoshi against eachother on the NES. Chicken tenders. We still play it now. Other than that, there was the obvious Duck Hunt thrown in there, with a mix of whatever the current RBI Baseball at the time was. Salisbury steak.
BaB: Do you know you named like 4 dishes in there without missing a beat?
Typhoid: No idea.
BaB: What was your first gaming console and game?
Typhoid: Blueberry pancakes.
BaB: Can you really not control it?
Typhoid: It is beyond bacon and eggs. The first one I bought with my own money was a Sega Genesis, and the first game would have been Sonic the Hedgehog. I still remember the super cheat code for it. 19 69 9 17, hold A + C, then press start.
BaB: Interesting, I don't remember that code to be honest.
BaB: What were some of your favorite games growing up?
Typhoid: I liked the obscure games nobody else did. Battletoads, Double Dragon, Marble Madness, Sk8 Or Die, Megaman, Vectorman, Earthworm Jim.
BaB: You know most of those aren't too obscure. I know for a fact 3 of them had cartoon series. And two had a team-up.
Typhoid: Snazzleberries. Most of them were obscure. And of course whichever NHL game was current at the time.
BaB: What gaming consoles have you owned?
Typhoid: NES, peanut butter, Super Nintendo, jelly, Sega, cream cheese Playstation, fluff, N64, cheese, PS2, mayonnaise, PS3. I still have all of them, too.
BaB: Playstation man, I see.
BaB: What was your favorite game of all time?
Typhoid: Of all time?Pineapple upside down cake. Jesus. Favourite game is tough. The first thing that comes to mind is Jet Set Radio Future.
BaB: Favorite console?
Typhoid: Favourite console would be the PS3, or the Genesis. I liked the Genesis more than usual because to me, it had a gigantic mass number of awesome games.
BaB: Franchise?
Typhoid: I won't state my favourite franchise. I like to live...
BaB: My readers have a right to know! Damnit!
Typhoid: NO! Banana creme pie.
BaB: Has your gaming taste changed like your food preference throughout this conversation?
Typhoid: Not really. I still like really obscure and awkward games, and still play a handful of sports games when I get a chance. The only thing that's really changed is the little amount of time I have to play the games.
BaB: You grow old. We all do.
BaB: Describe if you could your ideal game.
Typhoid: Metal Gear Solid 4, with a touch of Grand Theft Auto, on ice - with hedgehogs and dinosaurs in red running shoes. And ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
BaB: I'm not even sure I can begin to imagine how any of that would work. Maybe the ice cream and hedgehogs.
BaB: The age old question, Graphics or Gameplay?
Typhoid: Graphics. I think Graphics really add to the gameplay more than people think. You can't really get into the old Space Invaders on a personal level, because you're a friggin' triangle fighting cubes. Ice cube. Ice Tea. Ice Coffee. Anything on the rocks.
BaB: *Begins to get annoyed* That may be true, but would Space Invaders be a different game with HD graphics and enemies you could make out?
BaB: Finally. What are you currently playing?
Typhoid: Final Fantasy Tactics: A2, MGS4. I'm hungry.
BaB: I can't imagine why food is on your mind. Lo mein out.
*BaB walks out of the room*
This one was quite the pickle to write. Don't know how it comes off. Anyhow, join us next time as we meet the man behind the Bond.