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flamb
07-06-2008, 10:28 PM
AoC in canada is 16 ;) ;) ;)

Fox 6
07-06-2008, 10:29 PM
Throw more gas on the fire why dont ya.

BreakABone
07-06-2008, 10:31 PM
Now does that mean he moves to Canada where its legal.

Or does he move to Canada to try for even younger?

Aladuf
07-06-2008, 10:32 PM
He's already on his way to Canada as we speak.

birdman
07-06-2008, 11:16 PM
I'm posting this from a Cyber Cafe right near the border. I haven't made it in yet. They asked me why I was visiting Canada and I blanked. Somehow I don't think looking for 16 year old scene chicks to get busy with is looked up to in Canada. I have to think of a better excuse. I'm thinking of going with wanting to see a Toronto White Spruce Leafs game. You think they'll buy it?

I'll update you folks periodically on my trip to the Icy North.

KillerGremlin
07-07-2008, 01:30 AM
Age of consent? I thought the rule was if there is grass on the lawn play ball. I'm sure that would be his preferred policy.

Swan
07-07-2008, 05:00 PM
Yet it was not young enough for Combine's scene girl

The Germanator
07-07-2008, 07:37 PM
Age of consent? I thought the rule was if there is grass on the lawn play ball. I'm sure that would be his preferred policy.

But if there's no grass, you can still practice.

birdman
07-07-2008, 07:45 PM
But if there's no grass, you can play in the mud.

Fixed.

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 11:20 AM
who's the chick in birdman's avatar?

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 02:41 PM
His sister... we've yet to figure out why she's in his avatar. It may have something to do with the nude pic of her or the fact that he posted her on 4chan.

birdman
07-08-2008, 02:53 PM
N00ds? I don't have those. They have never graced public internet from what I know.

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 02:56 PM
That's funny, I'm looking at one now.

birdman
07-08-2008, 02:57 PM
That's funny, cause i know you're lying.

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 02:57 PM
haha ok. uber and flunk have seen it too.

birdman
07-08-2008, 03:00 PM
You can only bullshit me so much before I don't believe you evar.

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 03:03 PM
Look, if the god damn photobucket link didn't get wiped because uber saved it there then I'd link you. Wait til I have the new PC up and running tonight and I'm talking with the guys on Skype/AIM or whatever and I'll get the link and show you.

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 03:16 PM
who's the chick in birdman's avatar?

i ask one question that never gets answered and it turns into discussion of birdman's sister, who Aladuf is going to post pictures of. ;)

BreakABone
07-08-2008, 03:18 PM
i ask one question that never gets answered and it turns into discussion of birdman's sister, who Aladuf is going to post pictures of. ;)

The girl in the avatar was Birdman's sister.
Where the discussion came from.

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 03:20 PM
who's the chick in birdman's avatar?His sister... we've yet to figure out why she's in his avatar. It may have something to do with the nude pic of her or the fact that he posted her on 4chan.

I answered it. :)

As for the pictures, there is only one I have in "my" possession. And by "my" I mean uber's possession. Sooo.. yeah :(

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 03:35 PM
I answered it. :)

As for the pictures, there is only one I have in "my" possession. And by "my" I mean uber's possession. Sooo.. yeah :(

oh...haha you guys were being serious. well then, nothing like posting the ol' sisterino on 4chan. to quote the great adam carolla, "good times."

Swan
07-08-2008, 05:19 PM
HAI ALADUF!


Pics or she does not exist.

Fox 6
07-08-2008, 05:21 PM
Pics or she does not exist.


Post pics of Combines hot younger sister?

Swan
07-08-2008, 05:21 PM
Post pics of Combines hot younger sister?

I think birdman would explode if we did that

Combine 017
07-08-2008, 05:23 PM
The girl in the avatar was Birdman's sister.
Where the discussion came from.

"Was" birdmans sister? She divorced him of sibling status?

birdman
07-08-2008, 05:35 PM
Sooo combine.....what's up? How's your sister?

Combine 017
07-08-2008, 05:37 PM
Pretty good. Right now shes walking around in some incredibly short shorts.

birdman
07-08-2008, 06:08 PM
Oh, I see. Are there any....pictures?

Bube
07-08-2008, 06:14 PM
Hey, I ate at Sbarro today. I didn't see that guy though..

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 06:31 PM
Oh, I see. Are there any....pictures?

I second that notion. This thread is an epic failure without pictures.

Combine 017
07-08-2008, 06:33 PM
I second that notion. This thread is an epic failure without pictures.

Your a pedophile to? How many of them are there on GT?

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 06:38 PM
Your a pedophile to? How many of them are there on GT?

Psshhh, I don't know how old anyone and their sisters are. Ignorance is my friend.

Bond
07-08-2008, 06:38 PM
This thread could use some virtues:

1. "TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation."
2. "SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation."
3. "ORDER. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time."
4. "RESOLUTION. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve."
5. "FRUGALITY. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing."
6. "INDUSTRY. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions."
7. "SINCERITY. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly."
8. "JUSTICE. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty."
9. "MODERATION. Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve."
10. "CLEANLINESS. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation."
11. "TRANQUILLITY. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable."
12. "CHASTITY. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation."
13. "HUMILITY. Imitate Jesus and Socrates."

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 06:48 PM
This thread could use some virtues:

Are virtues those things with long hair and boobs?

Combine 017
07-08-2008, 07:19 PM
What the hell is this, the 13 amendments of GT?

birdman
07-08-2008, 08:25 PM
Sorry, I only follow the Code of Hammurabi.

Dylflon
07-08-2008, 09:17 PM
So that chick was actually his sister?

And aladuf, if there are naked pictures you have to PM them to me for the love of god.

For uh....comedy's sake.

Swan
07-08-2008, 09:25 PM
I am an aspiring comedian as well...



How did said pictures come to be?

KillerGremlin
07-08-2008, 09:53 PM
yessss...i would like a PM as well :sneaky:

Aladuf
07-08-2008, 10:04 PM
You get into contact with uber_paddler :)

GameMaster
07-08-2008, 10:57 PM
Can you post a short video of her stroking a zucchini with her feet too?

birdman
07-09-2008, 01:18 AM
I'm sorry GameMaster, but it's a yellow squash. Hate to disappoint you.


Oh, and quit changing the topic away from Combine's hot sister.

Combine 017
07-09-2008, 03:07 AM
But this started with your hot sister, didnt it?

flunkie44
07-09-2008, 04:07 AM
This thread needs more pics.

birdman
07-09-2008, 07:22 PM
But this started with your hot sister, didnt it?

ITT: We talk about hot sisters.