Space Madness Round 5 - Overdose

[Dylflon]

Uber Paddler was greatly concerned. He wanted to get that door open but didn’t know how. He was also disturbed by the grizzled man rocking himself gently back and forth. Where did he know him from? Of course! He was the prisoner. Uber Paddler pondered to himself whether to not he should dispatch Aladuf but then decided that all the crazies are probably equally harmful.

GameMaster had been fiddling with some helmet he had made. He adjusted the dials and then put it on his head. All of a sudden, a great moment of clarity washed over him.
“Hey everyone! My frequency jamming helmet works! It’s that broadcast that’s making us crazy! I can stop it now!”
Everyone looked over to the telesets which had turned themselves back on. The broadcast began playing even more intensely.
Dyne yelled out “He’s crazy!”
The majority of the group swarmed GameMaster, beating him to death and smashing his helmet. With his last living action, GameMaster discharged a shot from his gun which found a home inside of Jeepnut’s brain.

Flunkie had taken copious amounts of Dust to deal with all the madness around him. He had the most delightful trip. First he was prancing through a meadow with giant cat people. Then an amorphous blob approached him and promised to tell him all of life’s secret. Flunkie went to the blob which then used a beautiful ray of light to open up his stomach. Rainbows exploded from Flunkie’s open stomach. The blob began feeding on the rainbows and then started pulling colored ribbons from inside of Flunkie. When everyone found Flunkie, his organs and blood were spread all over the floor of a sleeping quarter room. Except for Bube who had just taken a bunch of Dust. He saw a floor covered in rainbows and ribbons.

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Player List:

01. Aladuf
02. Yoda9864
03. Dyne
04. Teuthida
05. Bube
06. uber_paddler
07. Combine 017

The dead:

Vampyr
The Germanator
Fyacin
Professor S
Angrist
manasecret
Typhoid
thatmariolover
Swan
GameMaster
jeepnut
flunkie44


This round ends tomorrow at 11 am PST / 2pm Eastern

[jeepnut]

Thank you for the mercy kill GameMaster. Maybe this game will make sense to me now that I'm dead.

[Teuthida]

Got a crazy (no pun intended) deadline I have to make so won't be able to post more than this, this round.

!vote Aladuf

[Bube]

So, what is this alliance? Is it some kind of party? I'm never invited to parties.. :(

[Yoda9864]

Only the best alliance this forum has ever witnessed!!!

I really don't know. People actually make alliances? Maybe that's why I lost in the last mafia...

[flunkie44]

I say that there should be no Vigilante for the next Mafia.

I think Vigilantes are cheap.. if there's going to be Vigilantes, at least have some sort of counter against them or something.

..And that's not just because I got taken out by one - this was my feeling from the very beginning.

[Yoda9864]

Guardians are the counter to vigilante. Although, it might be more effective if you could guard 2 people a round.

[flunkie44]

There's no Guardians this time around, though. There's just two Vigilantes.

[Yoda9864]

How do you know this? Did I miss something here?

[Aladuf]

How do you know this? Did I miss something here?

Yes you did, through PM'ing with someone I found out that me and him were both vigilantes in the same round.

[Yoda9864]

I knew that, how do we know there's no Guardian?

[Yoda9864]

Just in case I forget to vote in the morning.

So one crazy vigilante and one sane vigilante? 50/50 chance...

!vote Aladuf

[Combine 017]

You didnt put it in red!!!

[Yoda9864]

You're a quick one. Already edited it.

[Aladuf]

:lolz: So this is how it feels to be innocently voted for. It seems that Combine is turning the wheels in this game. Good job my friend, I never innocently killed you last game and look where it got us. :(

[Combine 017]

Im not turning any wheels. I noticed a typo is all.

[Aladuf]

All I'm saying is the first time I PM you and mention the members of the alliance those 2 get booted off that round.

Now I PM you this time and then 2 people vote for me?

You may not be running all of this, but someone is.

[Combine 017]

Hmmm, !vote Bube

[Bube]

You voted for me because I asked about the alliance, and you're not in the alliance because you're crazy right? :) I always suspected you were crazy so I'm revenge-voting..

!vote Combine

And I just thought of something. The crazies are the ones who kill people? And don't the vigilantes kill people? That means one of two things:
1) Everybody's crazy, and everybody kills somebody.
2) Craziness changes by round. And if the vigilante changes every round, then that means it's their turn to be crazy.

I win the game.

[Yoda9864]

I think maybe the vigilante switches by round, but only between crazies.

[Aladuf]

Sorry Bube, just saw your PM but I don't have time to respond and all that because I have to head off to work now. I just wanted some help. :(

My vote will be just because idk who to vote for. !vote Combine

[Combine 017]

You voted for me because I asked about the alliance, and you're not in the alliance because you're crazy right? :) I always suspected you were crazy so I'm revenge-voting..

!vote Combine

No, I voted for you cause I dont know who else to vote for.

[Bube]

I was just joking anyway, I'm sure you knew :)

[Dyne]

I don't know who to vote this round so I'm going to pull the "last game revenge" card for now. :p

!vote Aladuf

[uber_paddler]

Hmm, I dunno what to do, so I guess I'll !vote Combine just to screw things up, lol.

[Combine 017]

Didnt the round end already?

[uber_paddler]

I dunno, probably, lol.

[Aladuf]

It always seems to change since Dyflon is never around when they are supposed to end. If that's the case then I'd like to do what you said in the PM Combine.

[Combine 017]

I suppose. But if you screw me over you owe me your launch copy of gears 2!

[Aladuf]

I'm on your side here!

!retract Combine

!vote Teuthida

[Combine 017]

Sorry Teuth, but all the fingers are pointing your way now.

!retract Bube

!vote Teuthida

[uber_paddler]

Alright, this makes sense.
!retract Combine

!vote Teuthida

[Teuthida]

Seems like only crazy people would vote for someone after the round ended.