Space Madness Round 4 - Jedi Meetings

[Dylflon]

It wasn’t long before the bodies were discovered. Yoda was busy practicing his lightsaber skills, though he had nothing in his hands. His training led him to a closet in which he discovered several dead bodies, stacked to make a small pyramid. It was time to do something drastic: call a secret Jedi meeting. So Yoda gathered up all of the most trustworthy people he could find; Typhoid, the mad scientist GameMaster, Dyne, Teuthida the horrifying Xenomorph, and strange and grizzled man that he’d never seen before.
“I have called this meeting to discuss the issue of crazy people on this spaceship. I give the floor to GameMaster”
GameMaster cleared his throat and prepared to speak.
“It seems to me that this phenomenon is nothing more than flaw in our perception. I believe that nobody on board this ship is crazy and therefore believing somebody to be crazy would be undeniable proof that you are crazy”
The council nodded in agreement and Teuthida requested the floor.
“It has come to my attention that not enough people are enjoying our delicious tea. I would like to propose that we make the drinking of tea mandatory”
The council conferred with one another in hushed whispers. Typhoid was the first to speak up.
“You’ve been out of tea for days. Instead of using tea bags, you’ve been boiling dirt in your water”
Teuthida gasped with one mouth and with the other penetrated Typhoid’s skull. Blood gushed from Typhoid’s head causing him great concern.
“My head is leaking fruit punch. I have to go get a glass. Be right back.”
Typhoid exited the room to bleed to death but was murdered by an anonymous assailant on the way.
Dyne sipped his dirt tea.
“Good show”
The unidentified grizzled man had had enough.
“You fools! Don’t you understand!? We’re ALL crazy, and the only way we can survive is to kill God.”
Before Aladuf could go any farther, Mario Lover announced that he would be having a secret Jedi meeting in the common room.

Mario Lover stood atop a table to better announce his plans to the room.
“Everyone! We need to stop this madness! This senseless killing, this murder…it will get us nowhere. We all need to coexist peacefully. And the only way to assure we don’t kill eachother…is if everyone has a gun.”
Mario began tossing guns out to the crowd as the recipients inspected their new possessions with cautious glee.
“Hopefully that should put all this paranoia to…”
Before he could finish his sentence, someone had shot him in the face.
The members of this new secret Jedi meeting were concerned. Then Uber Paddler spoke up.
“Hey…uh…we could probably use the escape pods to get off of this ship. I think Swan was working on getting the door open but somebody killed him.”
Everyone turned their gaze over the common room door. Swans brains had been dashed over the majority of the door.

Jeepnut sat by himself stroking his new gun. He now realized that there was no escaping with any of these people. If he was to get out alive and with his new promotion…they’d all have to die. Jeepnut laughed maniacally to himself and then peed in his pants. He then tested his pee for drug traces.


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Player List:

01. Aladuf
02. Yoda9864
03. Dyne
04. Teuthida
05. Bube
06. GameMaster
07. jeepnut
08. uber_paddler
09. flunkie44
10. Combine 017


The Dead:

Vampyr
The Germanator
Fyacin
Professor S
Angrist
manasecret
Typhoid
thatmariolover
Swan


Roudn ends tomorrow at 7pm PST/ 10pm Eastern

[Teuthida]

Hilarious.

[uber_paddler]

Well all fingers point to jeepnut being batshit crazy at this point.

[Combine 017]

Well all fingers point to jeepnut being batshit crazy at this point.

Hmmm, then theres only one thing to do.

!vote flunkie

[thatmariolover]

Fantastically frustrating. I really need to know how this is working now. Bye everybody.

[Swan]

A shame.


I didn't even get to see how I died

[flunkie44]

I'm loving this narration.

Edit: :lolz: at jeepnut

[jeepnut]

And to finish the triple post before I rush off to work:

The narration for next round is where I intended to explain the acutal mechanics. Some of you are right about some things. So try not to dismantle the game before then.

I know this one has been weird but it has helped a lot in figuring out how I'm going to run future games. (All the mechanics being witheld is not a future plan btw).

Ahem!

Oh, and thanks for making me look like an idiot. :p

[Dylflon]

Ahem!

Oh, and thanks for making me look like an idiot. :p

Decided against divulging stuff after all because what's the fun in that?

Also, I tried to make as many people look like idiots this round as I could.

[uber_paddler]

Ok, after reading through that a couple times again, I shall !vote jeepnut.

[flunkie44]

Decided against divulging stuff after all because what's the fun in that?

Also, I tried to make as many people look like idiots this round as I could.

Well, TML spazzed out last round because of not knowing anything..

[jeepnut]

First of all, this game needs some explanation now.

Second of all, Dylflon has admitted that the narrations do not tell anything about who is crazy and who isn't.

And finally,

!vote uber_paddler

[Dylflon]

Oh you bunch of whiners.

I'll answer one question. Better make it a good one.

[flunkie44]

Has anyone been told that they were crazy?

[Dylflon]

There are definitely crazy people.

[uber_paddler]

First of all, this game needs some explanation now.

Second of all, Dylflon has admitted that the narrations do not tell anything about who is crazy and who isn't.

And finally,

!vote uber_paddler

Oh really? I must ahve missed that, then. In that case !retract jeepnut.

[jeepnut]

Alright, we better confer. Let's make a list of questions and then decide which one we want to know the answer to the most.

Personally, I want to know if anyone has in fact been told they are crazy.

[jeepnut]

Are there or are there not any crazy people?

You asked it wrong! You need to ask him if he informed people that they or crazy or if he is the only one who knows who is crazy.

[flunkie44]

What are you talking about? I asked it right. ;)

[jeepnut]

What are you talking about? I asked it right. ;)

No, you didn't. Of course there are crazy people. This game is designed to drive people crazy. We need to know not if there are crazy people, but if they have in fact been told they are crazy.

!retract uber_paddler

[flunkie44]

Go back and look. I asked it right. :mischief:

[jeepnut]

Well, Dylflon didn't answer it satisfactorily.

[flunkie44]

Stupid Dylflon.

!vote Dylflon

Edit! My 444th post! WOOO

[flunkie44]

Hmmm, then theres only one thing to do.

!vote flunkie

Why, sir, is that the only thing to do? There's eight more people out there. Why single me out?

[Combine 017]

Cause your crazy.

[flunkie44]

Cause your crazy.

I'm not crazy.

[Yoda9864]

So Dylflon singles out jeepnut in the last couple sentences..... That leads me to believe that jeepnut is not crazy. He trying to make people look crazy in the narrative that aren't crazy.

[Aladuf]

I wonder how paranoid everybody is in this game?
What if I just randomly said that I was crazy?
What would happen?
Would you guys kill me off based on no evidence?
Or would you play it smart and try to get into contact with me to join the alliance?

[flunkie44]

So Dylflon singles out jeepnut in the last couple sentences..... That leads me to believe that jeepnut is not crazy. He trying to make people look crazy in the narrative that aren't crazy.

I think prettymuch everyone's had their turn in the narrative making them look crazy (maybe save for one or two people, who will inevitably get theirs in later rounds).

[jeepnut]

I wonder how paranoid everybody is in this game?
What if I just randomly said that I was crazy?
What would happen?
Would you guys kill me off based on no evidence?
Or would you play it smart and try to get into contact with me to join the alliance?

Honestly, who isn't in the alliance by now?

[Aladuf]

Honestly, who isn't in the alliance by now?

It seems that this rounds 2 vigilantes either aren't in the alliance or they're not speaking up within the alliance.

[Combine 017]

Honestly, who isn't in the alliance by now?

I'm not. :(

[Yoda9864]

I'm not. :(
I'm not in it either :(

I'm a one man alliance!!!

Back off crazies!!!!

[Teuthida]

I am not quite sure if I am in this alliance. I do talk to one person who's in it though. My cat however can not talk. At least I hope that she doesn't. The things I tell her. Oh the horror if they became public knowledge. How I wish we still had some tea left. I could kill for a cup...

[flunkie44]

Are you crazy? If so, you're maybe in the alliance.

[Teuthida]

Interesting. Very interesting.

[flunkie44]

So are you in the alliance?

[Combine 017]

Awww man, so the door is stuck closed. Who builds a door that closes but doesnt open. I want to crash land this ship and get out of this room! The paranoia is getting to me. You might even say im going... crazy!? Well, not to crazy. Just a bit. :D

[jeepnut]

Alright, Combine and Teuth are giving me the creeps. And Yoda a bit too.

!vote Combine 017

[Combine 017]

Vote at me will you!

!retract flunkie

!vote jeepnut

No one else likes killing apparently.

[jeepnut]

Well, so far it looks like the tally is:

Combine 017: 1
jeepnut: 1

*glares*

I think if Dylflon wants the action to pick up, he needs to fully disclose how the heck this game is working. [/whine]

[Dylflon]

t: Jeepnut

Man, you're such a Complainey Complainerson.

I have my reasons for running the game like this outside of just wanting to be an asshole. I believe I gave you enough information in your starting PM to equip you to play this game.

You know you have to vote for people.

You're playing this game adequately enough.

The only thing you lack is patience. If somebody has mercy enough to kill you, I'll explain the game in a PM. But until then, chill out.

I think it's far less complicated than you're assuming it is.

[Teuthida]

!vote jeepnut

The smell of urine is offsetting the aroma of my dirt tea.

[flunkie44]

Combine admitting he's crazy? Sounds pretty straight-forward to me.

!vote Combine 017

[Aladuf]

*there was nothing here, ever*
!vote Combine 017

I hope we figure some shit out in this game asap.

[Combine 017]

Combine admitting he's crazy? Sounds pretty straight-forward to me.

!vote Combine 017

Jeepnut pissed himself, thats not a little crazy? Everyone in this crappy stinky room is going a little crazy. Especially you! Although you were crazy from the very start. That much, I know to be true.

[Dyne]

Wow, I missed a lot yesterday.

Hmm. I'm going to just throw this out there.

!vote Gamemaster

[Aladuf]

!retract Combine 017

[Combine 017]

Bah! Im so confused right now, I need time to think things through.

!retract jeepnut

[Dylflon]

Oh shits. So I have to work now tonight so round end is now at 5pm PST 8pm Eastern.


Sorry everybody.

[Aladuf]

!vote GameMaster

[jeepnut]

!Retract Combine 017

!vote GameMaster

[Combine 017]

After eons of thinking ive come to a startling conclusion. GameMaster has said nothing this entire round!

!vote GameMaster

[GameMaster]

!vote jeepnut

[Yoda9864]

It's hard to resist the narration, but I still think that Dylflon is trying some reverse psychology or something.


That means it's bandwagon time:
!vote GM :distress:

[flunkie44]

First of all..

!retract Combine 017

!vote GameMaster


Jeepnut pissed himself, thats not a little crazy? Everyone in this crappy stinky room is going a little crazy. Especially you! Although you were crazy from the very start. That much, I know to be true.

The narration has nothing to do with voting. And no, I'm not crazy. Never was. Never will be.

Vote Tally:

GameMaster - 5
jeepnut - 2

[Bube]

Cool, I was away for a day but didn't miss a round. Nice! Thanks for excusing me Dyl, I apologize once again. I'm back though, as everyone can see :)

I want to jump on the bandwagon this time and vote for GM as well. I don't know why. But it's not because he hasn't said anything yet :)

[Dylflon]

Hey everybody. Got back from hiking too late yesterday and had to go straight to work. I'ma turn out that narration ASAP.

[uber_paddler]

Sounds good.