BreakABone
06-21-2008, 04:02 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present a sitdown interview with Wooden Swan as he is known in some circles. A lot of laughs and tears are shared in this emotional interview.
BaB: *Hands him a glass of water*
I know you are probably nervous about talking to me face to face. Especially with my intense hatred of your people.
Swan: *Shudders*
BaB: Don't worry this won't be too painful. So let's start off with the basic question. What are your earliest gaming memories.
Swan: To be honest, I don't know my first experience with video games.
BaB: Probably because being Canadian clouded your memory. But let's continue.
Swan: It may have been when I magically had an NES in my house.
BaB: I see the Canadian drug use starts early.
Swan:I have no recollection of how that got there.
BaB: Yup... Surprising....
Swan: Or maybe when I went to....some...birthday party of a parents friend and the teenagers were playing SF2. I fell in love with Vega that night.
BaB: All very interesting. And a little scary. Can you tell us in lesser details about your first console and game?
Swan:NES I believe, and I think it was the Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo that everyone seemed to have. Both games were amazing but I think I logged more time into Duck Hunt .
BaB: Monster!
BaB: What are your earliest memories.. or any memories of games growing up. Don't worry if you can't remember, I know what goes on up there.
Swan: Well for the NES I loved Castlevania and Double Dragon 3, but that was so long ago and in a foolish quest for Digimon cards my NES and all of its games were sold off .
BaB: Digimon cards... right that's what you kids are calling it these days...
Swan:My next console after that was a Playstation. Which totally shaped the man you know today. High five for years with no friends!
BaB: *High fives*
Swan:FFVII was the game I wanted the system for though other MGS and many others kept me to it.
BaB: What consoles have you had and sold for "Digimon" cards?
Swan: An NES, Gameboy(the big VHS one), Playstation, PS2, and a 360.
BaB: What was your favorite console when not playing with "Digimon" cards?
Swan:My favorite console would have to be the PS2. So many great games for it.
BaB: Favorite game that wasn't Digimon?
Swan:Favorite game would be a tough tough question. Maybe DMC3, that game was just orgasms left right and center, though she be a cruel mistress.
BaB: Franchise?
Swan:As for series I would have to go with the Metal Gear Solid series. It is a shame I won't get the play the new one
BaB: A shame indeed....
BaB: Has your gaming taste digivoled into champion over time? ;)
Swan: I think it has, in my playstation days I was an avid RPG fan. Left right and centre was RPG's. And as well I had epic video game ADD. There have only been a few games that I have beaten to the end. I am working on that now....mostly because Foxxy yells at me
BaB: Foxxy is an evil dictator who must be stopped. Maybe breaking his gaming thumbs again...
BaB: Gameplay? Graphics? Digimon?
Swan:No question....boobs.....I mean foreplay....crap......Digimon
Thanks for tuning into another fine interview. Join as next time as we return stateside and talk with the half man/half vampire.. er Vampyr.
BaB: *Hands him a glass of water*
I know you are probably nervous about talking to me face to face. Especially with my intense hatred of your people.
Swan: *Shudders*
BaB: Don't worry this won't be too painful. So let's start off with the basic question. What are your earliest gaming memories.
Swan: To be honest, I don't know my first experience with video games.
BaB: Probably because being Canadian clouded your memory. But let's continue.
Swan: It may have been when I magically had an NES in my house.
BaB: I see the Canadian drug use starts early.
Swan:I have no recollection of how that got there.
BaB: Yup... Surprising....
Swan: Or maybe when I went to....some...birthday party of a parents friend and the teenagers were playing SF2. I fell in love with Vega that night.
BaB: All very interesting. And a little scary. Can you tell us in lesser details about your first console and game?
Swan:NES I believe, and I think it was the Mario Bros/Duck Hunt combo that everyone seemed to have. Both games were amazing but I think I logged more time into Duck Hunt .
BaB: Monster!
BaB: What are your earliest memories.. or any memories of games growing up. Don't worry if you can't remember, I know what goes on up there.
Swan: Well for the NES I loved Castlevania and Double Dragon 3, but that was so long ago and in a foolish quest for Digimon cards my NES and all of its games were sold off .
BaB: Digimon cards... right that's what you kids are calling it these days...
Swan:My next console after that was a Playstation. Which totally shaped the man you know today. High five for years with no friends!
BaB: *High fives*
Swan:FFVII was the game I wanted the system for though other MGS and many others kept me to it.
BaB: What consoles have you had and sold for "Digimon" cards?
Swan: An NES, Gameboy(the big VHS one), Playstation, PS2, and a 360.
BaB: What was your favorite console when not playing with "Digimon" cards?
Swan:My favorite console would have to be the PS2. So many great games for it.
BaB: Favorite game that wasn't Digimon?
Swan:Favorite game would be a tough tough question. Maybe DMC3, that game was just orgasms left right and center, though she be a cruel mistress.
BaB: Franchise?
Swan:As for series I would have to go with the Metal Gear Solid series. It is a shame I won't get the play the new one
BaB: A shame indeed....
BaB: Has your gaming taste digivoled into champion over time? ;)
Swan: I think it has, in my playstation days I was an avid RPG fan. Left right and centre was RPG's. And as well I had epic video game ADD. There have only been a few games that I have beaten to the end. I am working on that now....mostly because Foxxy yells at me
BaB: Foxxy is an evil dictator who must be stopped. Maybe breaking his gaming thumbs again...
BaB: Gameplay? Graphics? Digimon?
Swan:No question....boobs.....I mean foreplay....crap......Digimon
Thanks for tuning into another fine interview. Join as next time as we return stateside and talk with the half man/half vampire.. er Vampyr.